"You haven't seen JC have you" said Joey.

"No, wasn't he with you" said Justin.

"I told him the minister was ready for us. He was right behind me, I turned around and he was gone" said Joey.

"Hey, the minister was wondering when we are going to get started. Have you seen James" said Nicholas

"No and we can't seem to find JC either" said Justin.

"Alright, that's it. The wedding is ruined, totally ruined" said Emma approaching.

"Why?" asked Nicholas curiously.

"They opened the door."

"The door?"

"I told them specifically not to open the door" said Emma.

"You know sometimes you make no sense" said Nicholas.

"Their not supposed to see each other before the wedding, it's bad luck. Now the flowers are going to wilt and the guests will get food poisoning from the food."

"Whoa! You want to chill out a little here. It's just a superstition" said Nicholas.

"That's what they all say until everything is completely ruined" said Emma.

"I checked in his room he's not there" said Lance.

"Excuse me, I do believe I know where..."

"Maybe they needed some fresh air. Their probably outside" said Nicholas.

"Actually, their not out..."

"James is probably taking a smoke" said Emma.

"Hello, everyone. It's me, good old Anthony. The man who happens to know where they are."

"You know where they are. Why didn't you say so in the first place" said Emma.

"Perhaps because no one would let me get a word in" replied Anthony.

"So where are they?"

"Well I don't know exactly but I did see them chasing each other down the hallway. I believe JC was mumbling something about leather and James said something about making him pay. Come on, they were headed this way" said Anthony

"Take it back" said James pinning JC to the floor.

"No" said JC emphatically.

"You take it back or I will make you so hard you will be..."

"Here you are. You know I don't believe the two of you. We have a minister, we have guests waiting and your about to have sex. In a church no less" said Emma.

"We were not about to have sex. I was making him pay. At least I was about too until all of you interrupted" said James.

"Interrupted, you two promised me you would not open that door" said Emma.

"I didn't want to open it, he made me. He said I had a wrinkly butt. You guys work with me. Tell him, I do not have a wrinkly butt."

"Well sometimes you..."

"I hate to interrupt this wonderful conversation about the physical anatomy but we do have a wedding. That is, if the two of you are still getting married" said Anthony.

"What's the point. The guests have probably gone home and who knows the cake has probably toppled" said Emma.

"Ok, that's it. I can't do this, I can't get married like this. This church, this suite, all these guests. I hate it" said James.

"Well excuse me for trying to be a friend and help you plan this wedding. I'll just go take a seat" said Emma.

"Emma, wait I didn't mean it like it came out. We appreciate everything you've done but this is what you wanted. All we wanted was a nice wedding on the beach with a few friends and family" said James.

"I guess this means I can tell the guests we are headed to the beach" said Emma.

"Yeah."

"Fine, you can get married on the beach. But don't blame me if everyone gets washed away by the tide" said Emma.

"I must say, I do believe this will be the most interesting wedding I have attended. So do you have some sort of plan. I mean you can't just show on a public beach and get married" said Anthony.

"Their's a cove towards the south end. It's pretty much deserted. No one surfs their because of the high tide" said James.

"High tide, yes I do believe I would enjoy being washed away at sea" said Anthony.

"No one's going to be washed away. High tide doesn't come in until six. That gives us two hours" said James.

"Well, then we had better get moving. Emma, you tell the guests to meet us at the reception hall. I'll see to it that your families make it safely to the limo. And the two of you can ride with us" said Anthony.

"If you don't mind we'll go by ourselves. Joey can drop us at the apartment and we can take it from there" said James.

"You want to stop by the apartment" said Joey.

"You don't think I'm going to stay in this monkey suit do you" said James.

"I think you look rather handsome" said JC.

"I'm sure you do" said James smirking.