Damned if Lance wasn't trying to concentrate. Just once couldn't Joey learn to pick up his feet.

"You wouldn't believe the stuff I got" said Joey placing the bags in the backseat.

"I probably would" said Lance.

"Pick up your feet" said Lance.

"What?"

"Your feet, pick up your feet." Turning back to the notebook in front of him Lance stared at the words. His mind now a total blank a frown crossed his face. How did he do it. How did Joey always manage to get to him simply by his mere presence.

"You want to stop anywhere else. Cause we need to hit the grocery store" said Lance.

"No, I'm good. Check out these slippers I got" said Joey.

"Tweety Bird, you bought Tweety Bird slippers" said Lance.

"Yeah, they were only ten bucks. Oh and I got this detergent it says its like safe for colors. It was only two bucks" said Joey.

"You are unbelievable" said Lance smiling as pulled into the parking lot.

"What, their's nothing wrong with saving a few dollars. You know we're going to be old some day and need those dollars" said Joey waiving his finger.

"You won't live that long, I'll end up killing you before then. You coming" said Lance.

"Oh, yeah" said Joey pulling the hat out of the bag and placing it on his head.

"What is that" said Lance his face forming a half frown.

"It's a hat" replied Joey.

"I can see that. Why does it have fruit on it" said Lance.

"Because it's fruity. You know apples, oranges, bananas" said Joey.

"I think you would do better to leave fruit at home" said Lance.

"You don't like my slippers, you don't like my hat. Is their anything you do like" said Joey.

"Nothing I can mention in public" said Lance smiling.

"How about we mention it later, after dinner" said Joey wrapping his arms around Lance's waist as his lips found Lance's.

"Cut it out, will you" said Lance. "I'm just kissing the man I love" said Joey.

"We're in a grocery store."

"So?"

"So, we're in public. People are watching" said Lance.

"Let them watch."

"I"m going to go get the pickles. You get the lettuce. Make sure it's Romaine" said Lance.

"Romaine, got it. Don't forget the Ding Dong's. And hey, if they don't have Ding Dong's get Devil Dogs and Ho Ho's. Don't forget the Ho Ho's" said Joey.

"The last thing I need is you bouncing off the walls while I'm trying to sleep" said Lance.

"Who say's you'll be sleeping" said Joey smiling.

"Just get the lettuce will you" said Lance heading down the opposite isle.

"Ah, cereal" said Joey smiling as his eyes scanned the shelf for his favorite. Seeing the red box Joey threw it in the basket and made his way to the produce section. Pulling a few grapes from the stem he fumbled with the bag as he placed four bananas inside. He never did understand why they made those damne bag's so hard to open. Eying the strawberries he sensed a pair of eyes watching him as if they were too nervous to approach.

"I see your buying grapes. Their good, I've had one" said Joey turning in her direction.

"Can I..."

"Have my autograph? Sure." said Joey.

"I don't want your...I just wanted to say I think it's great you and Lance are together" said the girl.

"What" said Joey barely managing to speak.

"You make a cute couple." said the girl smiling as the turned into the next isle.

"Their you are. Did you get the lettuce" said Lance.

"Huh? Yeah, here" said Joey handing him the bag.

"This isn't Romaine, it's bib" said Lance.

"Bib, Romaine, it's all the same" said Joey.

"No, it's not. I need Romaine for the anti-pasta salad" said Lance.

"Your not going to believe what...Your really not going to believe what just happened" said Joey.

"I can't believe it if you don't tell me what it is" said Lance.

"Some girl, she just walked up and said she thought it was great we were together. That we were a cute couple" said Joey.

"What?"

"She said we were a cute... I heard you the first time. Who did you tell" said Lance.

"I didn't tell anyone."

"It was James wasn't it, you told James" said Lance.

"We haven't told anyone but the guys and our families."

"Then how did that girl know" said Lance.

"I don't know. Maybe she saw the way we look at each other. Forget about, let's finish our shopping" said Joey.

"Ooh, chocolate syrup" said Joey.

"No, no chocolate syrup. We're still trying to get the smell of chocolate out of the bed from the last time" said Lance.

"We could get some whipped cream and strawberries."

"The whipped cream is getting kind of old. Hmm...Here we go, honey" said Lance throwing it into the basket.

"Honey?"

"It's sweet, it's smooth, it's perfect" said Lance.

"Whatever you say. I'm just a willing participant. That reminds me we need condoms" said Joey smiling.

"We have one left. We can get some at the drugstore tomorrow" said Lance.

"No we don't. Remember, you broke that one trying too..."

"Oh yeah. Remind me never to try that position again. Man that cramped my legs" said Lance.

"I rather enjoyed it. Here, lubricated when you want it easy. Non-lubricated when you want it hard. You think we should get a ribbed" said Joey.

"No, two is enough" said Lance.

"Your probably right."

"Come on, let's check out" said Lance.

"Hi, how are you?"

"Fine, thank you."

"Is this all together" said the checker.

"Yes. So what do you want to get for dinner?" asked Lance.

"Pizza maybe" said Joey thumbing through a magazine.

"Do you remember how much these were" said the checker holding up the condoms.

"I didn't pay any attention" said Lance.

"For some reason they don't want to scan. I'm going to have to get a price check on them. Jamie can you get me a price check on these condoms" said the checker.

"What brand?"

"Trojan. Their lubed and non-lubed."

"Their all staring at us aren't they" said lance.

"Kind of."

"God this is embarrassing" whispered Lance.

I'm sorry about that" said the checker.

"It's ok. I can just wait on the condoms" said Lance.

"I'm sure, she'll be back any second."

"Their $6.50"

"Do you still want them?" asked the checker.

"That's fine" said Lance nervously shifting his feet.

"Your total comes to $85.32. Do you need someone to carry them out?"

"No, thank you" said Lance.

"I'll push, you walk" said Joey.

"I am never going shopping again. I swear, from now on we are buying the condoms on-line" said Lance.

"Fine by me" said Joey.

"I could use a Starbucks right now, so bad" said Lance.

"So, get one" said Joey.

"They closed the one by our house down. It's just as well. It's getting late and should get home."

"I love living, like two minutes from the grocery store. It's like you wake at two in the morning craving ice cream. You can just walk down and get it. Hey, it looks like the Johnson's put up their Christmas lights" said Joey.

"I don't even want to think about Christmas."

"You going to park on the street" said Joey.

"I have too because of your Lincoln and fat ass truck taking up the driveway. Grab a bag will you" said Lance.

You still want to order a pizza for dinner" said Lance placing a bag on the counter.

"How about we forget dinner and skip to desert" said Joey holding up the jar of honey.

"I thought you were hungry" said Lance placing his arms around Joey.

"I am" said Joey. Whispering against Lance's ear as he fumbled with the buttons on Lance's shirt. Removing he let it fall to the floor as his mouth eagerly found Lance's wanting, needing entrance. Tugging at Joey's waistband Joey raised his arms as Lance pulled the shirt over his head. His warm lips trailing down Joey's neck his tongue found Joey's nipple teasing it erect as a slight moan escaped Joey's lips. Joey's hands finding their way to his jeans he stood back and gently pushed them away. "Not here" said Lance. Taking the container from the counter Lance motioned Joey in the direction of the bedroom. Watching as his feet shuffled across the floor Lance smiled. He acted like such a kid at times. It was one of the thing's Lance loved most about him. "Well. Are you going to do something with that honey or hold it all night" said Joey.

"Oh, I don't know, I thought I might just hold it all night" said Lance smiling as Joey watched him strip off his remaining clothes.

"If you don't get over here, I'm going too..."

"Going to what" said Lance crawling on top of him. His hard erection pressing into Joey's crotch Joey thrust his hips into Lance as Lance moaned. Easing down the zipper of his jeans Joey raised his body as Lance tugged at the tight jeans. The fabric of Joey's boxers sliding easily to the floor Lance's hand brushed against Joey's cock as he reached for the bottle sending a shiver down Joey's spine.

"Clothes your eyes" said Lance squeezing a trail of honey down Joey's chest.

"Hey, that's cold" said Joey squirming.

"It won't be cold for long" said Lance as his warm tongue moved down Joey's chest licking at the sweet liquid. Squeezing a small amount of honey into his hand he slowly coated the length of Joey's cock as his tongue reached to encirclee the pre-cum that had begun to form. Jesus, Lance would you fuck me already" said Joey squirming against the feel of Lance's rough tongue.

"Anything you say" said Lance rolling him onto his back as his hands moved down the soft flesh of Joey's's legs spreading the open. Joey knew his seven inches was nothing to scoff at but it was Lance who held the prize. His eight inch cock standing hard and erect, he slowly entered Joey. Tearing at every fiber of Joey's being as he began to thrust in and out like a fine tooled machine. Shifting beneath him their bodies moved in rhythm as each thrust brought Joey closer to the edge as he came in a rush tightening against Lance's cock as Lance exploded inside of him with a force that left him breathless and eager for more.

"Remind me to thank a bee next time I see one" said Lance rolling onto his back as he smiled at Joey.