"Sorry, I'm Suturing stiches on the woman in 1, you'll have to do it yourself" said Joanie.

"Great, I'm now a nurse too.

You know I really got to get a less stressful job" said Melana.

"He's got a nice butt" said Joanie.

"Huh?"

"The guy in 4, nice butt."

"I hadn't really noticed" said Melana.

"Well that was real convincing" said Joanie.

"Ok, so I noticed" said Melana.

"I knew it" said Joanie.

"He's a patient, I am a doctor, end of story" said Melana.

"I think we should call your parents" said Justin.

"My parents, I'll be out of here before they could even get here" said Lance.

"Lance if they find out you were here."

"I said no, alright" snapped Lance.

"Ah, just the person we need" said Justin as Dr. Kanakardes approached. "Talk some sense into him doc, tell him he needs to call his parents" said Justin

"You know it couldn't hurt to call" said Melana.

"I'm fine, I'll be out of here in no time" said Lance.

"Fine huh? So who's the doctor here, you or me?" said Melana smiling. I brought you some Phenegran, it should help with the nauseasness." "Uh, that's an needle, your not going to stick that in my arm are you?" asked Lance.

"Why? Would you rather I stick in someplace else? I'll be gentle, I promise" said Dr Kanakardes. You try & relax and I'll get these test results up to the lab.. I'm going to have some one come in and take some x-rays."

"Guy's I'm going to go use the phone, I need to call Kelly" said Joey.

"Actually I need to make a phone call too" said Justin.

"I'll go with you I want to umm...candy I wanna get some candy" said Chris.

"So your all just going to desert me in my hour of need" said Lance.

"We're just going out to the waiting room for a second, we'll be back in two minutes, tops" said Justin.

"Exuse me, could we talk to you for a few seconds? He seems like he's in a lot of pain, is he really ok?" asked Joey.

"Well, I didn't notice anything abonormal in my examination, but I really won't know anything until I get the test results back.

I wouldn't worry his symptoms could simply be anything" said Melana.

We're going to need you to drink this. It's not the most pleasant tasting thing but it will help us get a clear outline of your digestive system. Shuddering as the liquid went down he frowned. He didn't want to admit it but he was scared. Watching the nurses moving back and forth he remembered why he hated hospitals Their was a coldness to it all.

"Ah, I see your alone" said Dr Kanakardes pulling back the curtain.

"They all deserted me" said Lance smiling.

"Don't know you if we were going to desert you we would have done it long before now" said Chris approaching.

"You were just waiting till my defenses were down" said Lance.

"Dr Kanakardes I have the blood test results you wanted" said Carol.

"Are those mine?" asked Lance.

"Yes."

"So what is it?" asked Lance.

"Well Mr. Bass it seems you've managed to perform a medcial miracle" said Melana.

"Miracle" said Lance puzzled.

"Yes, according to these tests results your pregnant" said Melana.

"Pregnant" said Lance stifling a laugh.

" Carol could you come in here please" said Melana.

"Yes?"

"It seems these test results show the patient in 4 is pregnant" said Dr Kanakardes.

"Yeah, he said he ran them twice and it was positive both times" said Carol.

"Well you see theirs a slight problem with that, because the patient in 4 is a man" said Dr Kanakardes.

"Oh boy" said Carol.

"Oh boy is right, can you see if you can find the correct test results" said Dr. Kanakardes.

"I probably just got them mixed up, yeah here they are, John Doe" said Carol.

"Looks like we found the correct test results" said Melana. "I guess that means I won't be the first man to have a baby" said Lance.

"I don't think so. It appears you blood test shows a larger than normal amount of white blood cells in your blood" said Dr. Kanakardes.

"What does that mean?" asked Lance.

"It could mean a lot things, I really don't want to speculate until we get your x-rays back."