Starting 21 Sept 01 I shall introduce to you... The Thorn Files!

Starting today, I have decided to start documentiation of my first Dickhead on file. This would be the Mark character. For his case, I am going to be recording every single thing he wears, everyday, until I tire of it. In addition to recording it, I am going to be adding my own little personal comments. Why am I doing this? Because, 1)He’s a dick 2)He is honestly one of the worst dressed people I have ever seen and 3)He deserves my critisizm. Hell, I think I may even add a guestbook to this portion of my site just so you can tell me what you think of this guy, as well as offer your very own critisizm! Anyway...

On Thursday 20 Sept, he is wearing something that is quite horrendously tasteless. Baby blue hat which accomodates his gigantic head, baby blue sports pants, huge athletic shirt, baby blue and white, with the name “Gordon” on the back and 27’s elsewhere on it. A huge silver “gangster” chain hanging from his neck. Note all of the baby blue here? You know who wears baby blue? BABIES. (By the way, no offense to you if you wear baby blue, as long as you aren’t on my hate list..) As for the shirt, I have a hunch that it is from sports team, be it football or basketball... Making him what? A wannabe that allllllll he wants to do is grow up to be playing on a professional sports team so he can live the wonderful shallow, meaningless life of some professional jock. How fucking cute!!! Haha. I am highly amused already. I am highly amused at the fact that he’d be caught dead wearing these things............

21 September. White striped sweater, the stripes are black, grey and yellow. Can you say bad taste? To add insult to the injury, TOMMY HILFIGER JEANS!!! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! Hmmm. Earring in right ear, as usual. Isn't the right ear the ear that openly gay people used to pierce? I find it most interesting that there are so many signs that say "Mark is gay." Again, I have no problem with gays. I do however have a problem with dickheads like himself.


I just learned an interesting fact. Apparently the Mark thing used to only have one testicle, but had surgery to make it into two. Hence, the name "Uniball." (Thanks to Robin for this bit!)

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