I don't know how to explain this. I really don't. I can say this though, it involved Jon and I, partially intoxicated, and in english class flipping through some magazines instead of working our senior semester, imagine that. Not sure how it came to this, but we decided that any corporate logo or slogan with "in my pants" added to it makes it infinitely more funny............



Drivers wanted... In my pants.
Like a rock... In my pants.
The ultimate driving machine... In my pants.
Discover: It's everywhere you want to be... In my pants.
Foldgers: The best part of waking up in the morning... In my pants.
We treat you right... In my pants.
Eat great, even late... In my pants.
Eat fresh... In my pants.
Turn on the fun... In my pants.
Only you can prevent forest fires... In my pants.
Grab life by the horns... In my pants.
The fuel of life... In my pants.
Be all that you can be... In my pants.
An army of one... In my pants.
Hungry? Why wait, grab a snickers... In my pants.
Lever 2000, for all your 2000 parts... In my pants.
The new rock alternative... In my pants.
Hot eats, cool treats... In my pants.
Uncle Sam wants you... In my pants.
Everything about the music... In my pants.
We've got you covered... In my pants.
Get more for less... In my pants.
The price is right... In my pants.
Don't settle for less... In my pants.
Kids love it... In my pants.
Choosy moms choose JIF... In my pants.
Join the army... In my pants.
Trix are for kids... In my pants.
Pop 'N Fresh... In my pants.
Drive happy... In my pants.
Unleash your nasty little urges... In my pants.
Choose anything but ordinary... In my pants.
We keep our promises... In my pants.
Pleasure you can't measure... In my pants.
Be in total control... In my pants.
Have it your way... In my pants.
If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face... In my pants. Thanks to Steffan!



There will be more here. Probably new ones everytime Jon and I get drunk. Have some funny ones of your own? TELL ME! (XxXxAngylxXxX@aol.com; drowningstar@hotmail.com)

Back home, bitch!