
Why is it that I always want what doesn't want me?
Why is it that some people dont even have to try to make you laugh and you're pretty much rolling on the floor? And those who try, fail repeatedly?
Why is it that the person you like never likes you but the kid who sits behind you is drooling all over his desk just staring at your hair? And to further that, why is it that the guy you like happens to like the whore who looks like a potato when she doesn't wear makeup? Who wants to date a freakin' potato? You tell me!
Why the fuck is it that you never get what the fuck you want and the idiot next to you with the dreadlocks wins the damned lottery?
Why do the really horny guys go out with girls who won't put out and then end up cheatin'? Why can't they date the girl who sucked their dick? Doesn't it seem more natural?
Why is it that a person who can have anyone they wants always wants the one you want? Once again, the moron behind you is drooling on his desk...
Now I must ask, am I just a freak or does this kind of shit happen to everyone?
There are many things I hate, those being:
1) Chicks who pile on tons of coverup and foundation shit. Makes 'em look like they made of paste. If I've offended you, the answer is simple. Wear less makeup.
2) People who get almost whatever they want, and when they don't, they throw a fit or blame it on the nearest person. As far as I can tell, I always seem to be the nearest person.
3) Those who for some reason think they are the best at something. Obviously they don't know I exist.
4) The ditsy bitches who get all the guys. Is it just me, or are they usually ugly? Potato chick being a perfect example. I don't like potatoes.
5) Guys who drool on you. Ask any girl, it's not pleasant. Not too terribly sexy either.
6) Short chicks (shorter than me) who think they hot stuff. Hella flirtin' wit' your guy (when you have one) or hittin' on the one you want. I like tall guys. Short chicks and tall guys don't mix well. Terribly short chicks go with shorter guys. My reasons are not appropriate so if you want to know, ask. Then again, chicks my height should be able to go out with guys who are 6'4". It's not my fault I'm short!
7) People who wear dog collars. If you wear one, be offended and stay away.
8) Microsoft Word and how it replaces letters in front of the ones you insert mid-text. That really pisses me off.
9) When you write someone a letter and they don't write back. If you don't want me to write you, just tell me to fuck off. I'll then leave you alone.
As scary as it may sound, there are also things I like:
1) People who help me out when I ask for help. David you's the best.
2) Food.
3) Thrilling, fast paced books.
4) A few select people.
5) Smirnoff Vodka.
6) Fast cars.
7) Bench seats!
Ghetto Cookbook:
1) The coco milk that you make wit that syrup shit and milk.
2) Top Ramen.
I forget the rest! Please remind me!
Life in the fast lane is the only life to live. Consult the Eagles song, "Life in the Fast Lane". Damn good song.
My fav songs:
-Life in the Fast Lane-The Eagles
-Like My Women On the Trashy Side-Tracy Byrd
-Rap Game-Eminem ft Dr Dre
-Too Much Fun-Tracy Byrd
-What Was I Thinkin-Dierks Bentley
"I already got a guilty conscience, might as well have the money too."-Wyatt Earp, Tombstone
"500, must be a peach of a hand."-Doc Holliday-Tombstone
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."-George Carlin
Pickup line from a friend of mine: Walk up to a random person and say, "Your bedroom sure looks nice from those bushes."
"Should've seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom. They said, well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig I said I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig"-Lyrics, Trashy Women
Why I spent so much damned time on this thing? Don't ask, because I honestly don't know. I'll upgrade sometime when I'm not lazy.