Buffy: "When he wakes up, tell him...I don't know. Think of something coll; tell him i said it." (To Miss. Calender after knocking Giles out to save his life.)
Cordelia: "It's in the bad part of town." Buffy: "Wherre's that?" Cordelia: "It's about half a block from the good side of town. We don't have a hole lot of town here." (about the Bronze)
Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger-then i hide until it goes away."
Giles: "You were right all along, about everything... Well, no, you weren't right about your mother coming back as a Pekingese."
Buffy: "We're talking full-on Exorcist twist."
Xander: "Oh, this is funn. We're on Monster Island."
Giles: "All right, I'll just drop in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show." Buffy: "Okay, at this point, you're abusing the art of sarcasm."
Giles: "It's devastating-he's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course, you'll have to kill him."
Xander: "Angle's a vampire. You're the Slayer. I think it's obviouse what you have to do."
Jenny Calendar: "I know our ways are stange to you, but soon you will join us in the twentieth century-with three whole years to spare!" (to Giles)
Principal Snyder: "That's the kind of woolly-head liberal thinking that leads to getting eaten." (telling about the last principals life and death)
The Master: "So you're the Slayer. You're prettier then the last one."
Cordelia: "Being this popular is not just my right, it's my responsibility."
Buffy: "Monsters don't usually send messages. It's pretty much 'Crush! Kill! Destroy!"
Willow, Angel, the Master: "By the way, I like your dress."
Xander: "Calm may woke for Locutus of Borg here, but I'm freaked and I intend to stay that way."
The Master: "You're dead?" Buffy: "I may be dead but I'm still pretty, which is more than I can say for you."
The Master: "You were destined to die, it was wrighten." Buffy: "What can I say, I flunked the wrighten."
Snyder: "There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense." Giles: "Actually, that would be one of the five."
Buffy: "I'm an old-fashion gal. I was raised to belive that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies." (why Willow and Buffy won't dig up a grave)
Buffy: "Sorry to interrupt, Willow, but it's the Bat-signal."
Spike: "If everyvampire who said he was at the Crucificion was actuily there, it would've been like Woodstock."
Buffy: "Oh, I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah bliddy blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone."
Xander: "I am from the country of Leone. It's in Italy, pretending to be Montana."
Angel: "This isn't some fairy tale:When i kiss you, you don't wake upup from a deep sleep and live happily ever after." Buffy: "When you kiss me, I want to die."
Cordelia: "You could go on to live among richand powerful men-in Bazarro World."
Spike: "This is...neat!"
Willow: Why couldn't she have dressed up like Xena?"
Angel: "Things used to be pretty symple. A hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty. I really honed my broobing skills. Then SHE comes along."
Buffy: "It was terrible. I moped over you(Ford) for months. Sitting in my room listening to that Divinyls song, 'I Touch Myself.' (suddenly sheepish) Of course, I had no idea what it was about.
Gies: "Do you want me to answer that, or should i just glare?"
Spike: "Did your life flass befor your eye's? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea."
