***The scene opens on a pitch black room, suddenly a blood red spot light shows us DBR's black and red barka lounger sitting in the middle of the room, DBR walks in unseen and sits in his chair. DBR doesn't say anything for a long time, he just seems to think to himself, reclined as he stares blankly at the ceiling, his wicked smile comes across his face and he leans the chair back as far as it will go. Slowly he pulls his arms from his sides and locks his fingers behind his head.***
DBR-This is what it's all about "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis. This is what it's all about, Caelius, Curious George, Jeff Dayton, Markus Mathewz and El Retardo....this is the life.....this is what it is to be a superstar....this is what it's like when you've made it......this is what you men have the chance to feel at the pay per view.......but only a small chance.....because DBR picked this way to cut this promo for a specific reason.....in a nice red light....I'm showing all of you, and all of the other competitors the BEAST who will tear you all apart......
I like red.....what about you gentlemen? Yes, I think next to Black, Red would easily be ranked as my favorite colour. See, Red is a colour of all sorts of passion.....Red is a colour of both love and hate......coincidentally, Red is also the colour of most healthy people's blood......I don't know exactly why I like Red so much.......but I do know I don't like going a match without painting some of the ring area with the helpful busted open wounds and gashes on someone poor soul's dome.....I think every man besides perhaps El Retardo has an idea what I've been capable of and the fact that none of it has ever bothered me enough to make me stop!
Ask Capelle.....if he's still alive, he'll tell you how brutal DBR can be......heh heh......like I say....IT'S ALL about the PAIN!
***DBR adjusts his seat so he's sitting up again.***
DBR-Now, I'm hardly foolish enough to not give credit where it's due, and two very credible men have been entered into this thing......JT Austin.....and Apocalypse....two men who I've faced in and out of a hardcore environment.....only one of them has ever defeated me.....and in that instance, the winner wasn't a winner at all.....the winner was the man with enough physical capability left to drape his arm over his opponent......it could have just as easily been my win.....and thats why I see Apocalypse as one of the few threats entered at In The Beginning.....and just because DBR considers him a threat doesn't mean DBR is going to hesitate throwing him over the top rope like the steaming pile of Auckland, New Zealand dog shit he is! You got the world gold.....your the dog to hunt for....and that's what makes you a particularily special threat, while I'm throwing jackass after jackass outta my ring, I gotta worry about layin' hands on you, cause with that strap your a marked man, because you have it, you have the taste of championship in your mouth before the match even starts.....your a man with skill.....your probably one of the few competitors who can throw the violence around at least close to what DBR does.......but....that's the problem.....your just one of those badasses that everyone loves to see go wild.....DBR is one of a Kind......DBR is through playing games, DBR is done fucking around.....DBR IS GONNA PUT PEOPLE IN THE E.R.!
Now lemme tell ya, Ace had best have a whole fuckin' fleet of Ambulances lined up to take away the casualties.....cause I plan on makin' that ring a fuckin' WAR ZONE! I give the U.S. army all the respect in the world, if it wern't for them, Canada would be in just as much danger as the U.S. itself in these times of terrorism.....but even an army bein' all it can be ain't gonna be enough to stop DBR during In the Beginning.....granted....those boys got more guts and ask for less glamour than all you hogs.....see, like me, those boys know what it means to be selfless.....the same as DBR....those boys know how to not allow respect and fear to overcome their will to win on the battle feild....the same as DBR....and they're equal oppritunity ass kickers....JUST LIKE DBR!
DBR ain't about the lights....DBR is about getting things done.....and In the Beginning....PAIN is what I'm gonna get done! JT Austin, your punk ass is going over the top rope, same as Apocalypse, Krazy King Mike, El Retardo, Jason Chambers, Jason Crisis, Justin Sane, Pimp 2Dope and E-VERY victim who walks down my ramp and HAS THE BALLS to step into MY RING!
In The Beginning.....the rules are simple....A list of wrestlers compete in this match. Two men start out, and every two minutes, timed by some underpayed blue collar man, another randomly selected wrestler comes out. This continues until only DBR is left standing. The only way to eliminate some jackass is to throw them over the top rope, having both of their feet, or their face hit the floor. DBR, THE WINNER RECIEVES THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! The top three men get the GOLD!! DBR, The last man standing will be awarded the World Heavyweight Championship. The second man left is awarded the Intercontinental Championship, with the third getting the Windy City championship......the roster for the match is long, it's full of complex men, but they all have one simple things they can understand........
Justin Sane....YOUR GOING OVER THE TOP ROPE! Pimp 2Dope....awww yeah jacakss, your goin' OVER THE TOP ROPE! Krazy King Mike....busta-busta- fuckin' g thing or whtever it is you do, but your gonna do it OVER THE TOP ROPE! "Mr. Right" Jason Chambers.....OVER THE TOP ROPE! Vincent Cappelle.....OVER WITH LIFE, LET ALONE THE TOP ROPE! Sean "The Man" Ferguson....OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT ON HIS ASS AGAIN! Mystic.....YOUR MAGIC ASS IS GONNA DO A DISAPEARIN' ACT OVER THE TOP ROPE! John Taylor, OVER THE TOP ROPE! Caelius, OVER THE TOP ROPE! Wild Thang, Hey, the after party this boy throws will be great....after I chuck his bitch ass OVER THE TOP ROPE! Jake Tanner, OVER THE TOP ROPE! Curious George, OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO THE MAN IN THE STANDS WEARING THE BIG YELLOW HAT! Dark Warrior, LIGHTS OUT! OVER THE TOP ROPE! Jeff Dayton, OVER THE TOP ROPE DBR STYLE! Esteban Romero, OVER THE TOP ROPE! Ace Bullard, if he has the balls to come across me again is gonna end up....OVER THE TOP ROPE! Eric Mega, YOUR GOIN' MEGA-OVER THE TOP ROPE! Dante, OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HUNG BY THE STRINGS PIMP 2DOPE HAS HIM ON! Jason Crisis, EXCELLENTLY OVER THE TOP ROPE! El Retardo, DEY-D-DUH-DUH-DUH! Smarten Up DUMBASS! Cause your goin' OVER THE TOP ROPE! Markus Mathewz, I don't know you, and I bet I don't fuckin' like you.....unless your OVER THE TOP ROPE! JT Austin, FREASHLY BACK AND HEADIN' OVER THE TOP ROPE! and Apocalypse OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LEFT WITHOUT THE STRAP!
I'm throwin' everyone over that top rope, I'll throw the fuckin' ref out if he gets in my way, hell, if I get pissed enough and end up in a position where I'm waitin' for my next victim I'll damn well get outta the ring and hunt the next SAD SORRY MOTHER FUCKER DOWN! Drag him kicking and screaming down High Way Four Twenty and then throw them over the top rope, go outside, put him back in and throw him out over and over and over until the next jackass comes to the ring to get his ass handed to him!
I AM DONE PLAYING GAMES! I AM FINISHED FOLLOWING THE RULES! DBR has a goal and DBR plans to rise to the occasion one more time! DBR is about the pain, and there isn't a damn human or entity in creation that can handle this beast! I'm gonna hurt every one of you, and the only thing you can do to stop it is......SWEET FUCK ALL!
I hope it actually crosses someone's mind that they can get the better of DBR....cause GUESS WHAT!?
UH UH! DBR is aimin' for that gold, and none of you little speed bumps are gonna get in my way! The only chance in hell of making it out of the pay per view with your ass and pride intact would be to just not show up at all, that's right.....take the night off, hell, see DBR, I'll give you a twenty so you can have a couple of beers on me at the HWA Bar and Grill.....I'll help any of you in any way I can to escape the savage shit kicking I plan to unleash.....but once that bell rings, once that match starts, I don't care if your in the ring or in my way, I'll kick the sweet lovin' jesus outta ya and leave your broken, bloody and beaten mess of a body behind for the medics to shovel up and put into nice tidey garbage bags so you can be sent back to your momma in easy to handle packages!
Oh yeah.....see, I got people like Pimp 2Dope hitting me people in the head with chairs because "DBR lost his edge" well maybe Pimp 2Dope needs to strut his butt on down to the local Chicago Hospital and ask Vincent Capelle, if Capelle is in any shape to answer.....what it's like to feel the vicious "edge" of DBR! Pimp 2Dope.....turn about is fair play.....and honestly now, you should know better than anyone else that trying to wake up the beast for In The Beginning isn't going to do anything but get you and alot of other people very badly hurt! Like Wild Thang, who thinks he's going to throw me over the top rope......well sonny, DBR is plannin' on lettin' the bodies hit the floor, one by one I'm gonna keep my ring clean of jackass infestation!
The fear I leave in the back of HWA's mind proves that DBR truely is one of a kind.....Pimp 2Dope....when it comes to people like you, people who are conformist, pigeon holed, and in all actuallity about as scary a guy as any one of the Backstreet Boys......I mean come on......coooomme oooooon......you just got yourself a nasty case of DBR.....and no one who's been infected has ever escaped the wrath, only I plan on throwin' you over that top rope like the Bull's old player Jordan, making a foul shot......cause there ain't nuthin' to it but to do it, and while you may be slick....while you may be one of the more charismatic men in HWA's upcoming war.....that ain't gonna help you escape....NOTHING is going to help any of you once that bell rings! I don't know what I have to say to convince you jackasses to just shut the FUCK UP! And accept the fact that DBR is planning to, and is going to win.......
I mean god almighty! Ok, sure, P2D, Apocalypse, KKM, Jason Chambers.....all men who could potentially walk away with this thing......but DBR is out to prove once and for all that he is the single most dominant man in HWA History! I'm gonna stroll on down that ramp and cause such anarchy that I'll break countless parts of the Basic Human Rights, hell, I'll probably even step over a couple of the line in the Constitution, the only peice of paper that both saves and screw more United States citizens than any other....."All men are created equal"? Well....maybe that I can agree with....I mean, any ass is a good enough ass so long as DBR is kicking it all over heaven and hell......
Like El Retardo.....it's always nice to see the stupider freak assed fuckin' retar......uhhh....the mentally lacking individuals attempt to compete with people who don't rub their shit in their hair while sucking straight off a bottle of maple syrup and studdering out the theme song to The Smurfs. "La....L..Laal..La...duh...la...." PUT ON A HELMET AND GET IN THE SHORT BUS, DUMBASS! Lemme break it down for ya Einstein.....D...B...R.....is....going....to....hurt....El Retardo.....DBR...makum El Retardo go ouchies......ok? So did ya understand all that, Brain Boy? man....you really do seem like the type who has a mind like a half ounce solid block of Pig Iron......ya get what I mean, junior? I'm callin' you THICK IN THE HEAD! But your no worse than others....Ace Bullard, Jake Tanner, John Taylor.....all those men are all just as faulted as you.....when they're skills are compared to the onslaught of stife DBR is going to bring to that ring......Mystic seems to be the only man with a clue as to how dangerous I am.....but he thinks that my game plan is to tak out certain people....no no....my plans are simple, hit that ring and turn it over on it's posts! No man is safe from the hell I'm going to bring with me. So Mystic, my advice to you would be this......when you see Wild Thang, if you wanna take him out so damn bad, you'd best hit him hard and fast, cause I'm throwin' EVERYONE OUT!
Last night, I ran into a two seemingly hard-core DBR fans as I left the arena, The conversation was relativly short, but it spoke volumes to me.....as I signed a magazine for one fan he said to me "I'd think your a legend, but you have yet to be allowed to have "your time" here in the HWA, DBR hasn't had his well deserved time at the top, allowed to be as being completely dominate as you can be..... You have more than what it takes, you just needs to find yer own groove so to speak." It's the first time a fan has ever been so honest....ya know? To him, it wasn't about the "cool" things I do, he just respects the fact that I am one violent son of a bitch, and that I am a superior athlete even if I am held down by a hypocritical industry that loves and is beginning to revolve around extreamists....so long as they don't do anything crazy......The other fan however didn't react so intelligently, however he did hit the nail really firmly on the head.....that young lad said "Man, dawg, you is sicked, twisted, mental, and have damn good mic skills, yo. straight up man, your the shit!".
True....I am one fantastic mother fucker.....but so far as being "the shit" I'd have to say that I'm glad that out of millions and millions of sperm, the one who may be a little slower than those he keeps company with, can at least still keep his head out of his ass far enough to see DBR as the ass whoop machine he really is!
I talked to the two young lads until little Angels started getting pissy......and I don't give a damn who ya are, if the poon tang can and would be bitch enough to drive away with your car, you hurry your ass up and get in the driver's seat......but what got my attention most about the two guys is something that alot of people have made a point about.....but only the smarter kid got.....see, the dumbass asked me why I always told people to "blow me", but he was cut off by his friend and told what I really mean by it....blow me, as in the horn of a big rig........or.....when I'm pissed off, I actually do mean that I think so little of my opponent's skils that they can get down on their knees and suck my hot hairy hog like the ugly assed whores they wanna be and their momma's were.
Speaking of ugly assed whores, don't lemme forget about Apocalypse.....man, you are some special kind of stupid....that 9 mask got in my way.....you think you know the extents I'll go to? Please punk, you don't know sweet fuck all......maybe you ain't heard.....these fans are pickin' up the sickness....DBR is beginning to spread....when you spoke, hell, when you were first seen, the fans made the ever to common sound in HWA......can you hear them Apocalypse? When you speak, when you act, when you get the title......all we hear from the fans is the sound of NO ONE GIVIN' A DAMN! Your a moron, you have no idea what your talking about, and I honestly think your career would be alot more stable if you stopped going on day trips to Zoos with El Retardo and his Speacial Olympic Hockey Team.....who only just wear the gear, jackassed drooling pals so you can have congical visit with Kangaroos, then maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to see just how badly your fill a slot champion ass is gonna fare against Da' Big Rig.......and son.....this machine is bearin' down HARD!
Through all the stupidity that Mystic studderingly puked up, he said something intelligent......On Friday, In the Beginning......it will be hell on earth.....H-E-DOUBLE DBR! The pain is coming.......and Da' Big Rig will always bring it on time.
***DBR gets up from his seat and looks at the camera with his twisted smile.***
DBR-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND IF YAS DON'T LIKE THAT!?
Blow me!
See ya.
***The red spotlight flickers and goes out as the pitch black and silent scene fades to another DBR logo.***
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