Ok, Imagine this. You're stuck in a car for 6 hours with a bottle of mountain dew code red, a tin of caffeine mints, and some chocolate covered expresso beans. You and your significant other have both had a really long day, and you are driving somewhere with hopes of arriving before 2am.
What would you do?
You make the names of all the bands you like into poop names, that's what. Yes, it's pathetic, it's gross, but it's also funny. Toilet humor never really goes out of style. Sometimes, it's rather unfortunate. So, here I am posting the product of a long car ride fueled by caffeine. Trust me folks, it could be much worse. See if you can guess what band is who! ;)
POOP BAND NAMES
Poopscut - doing their hit Opening the Gates of Hell and Soilent Brown
Project Poopfork
Pooped In Black -doing their hit Just Let It Go
Kevorkian Death Poop
KMFBM - doing their hit, More and Faster
Sphincter Machine Gun - doing their hit: Burn
Poop Will Eat Itself -
Nine Inch Poop - doing Hurt from The Downward Spiral, and Wanna Smell my Ringfinger, Down In It
Switchblade Symphpoopy -performing Gutter Glitter
Ass-emblage 23
Alien Scat Fiend
X-crement Marks The Pedwalk - doing their song Abpooptoir
Crapshadows
Funkerpoopt
Poop Legion
In Strict Constipation
Skinny Poopy
Stabbing Westurd - performing Slipping Away
Big Electric Scat
BMV Nation -doing their hits Holding On and Afterfire
Apooptygma Berserk
Biohazard -doing their hit Five Blocks from the Bathroom
Concrete Blonde
Project X-lax
Excessive Feces
Die Püpps
Pooping After Midnight
Shitters of Mercy - doing their half hour remix of This Commode
Poop Can Dance
Poopface
Poop Dept.
Velvet Acid Crap
Fecal Factory
Ok. It's sad. I realize that. Really, what do you expect from me?