As CEO of the Gothic Toybox (tm), I like to think outside the coffin to create productive solutions to the ever changing marketplace of the Gothic Environment (tm). I feel that more effort should be made to challenge those in a darkened mode of thought so that the overall benefits of the final product will draw in the proper clientele and revenue. As part of my quraterly report, I have revised my previous plan and compiled what should be a successful alternative to the previous endeavors of the Gothic Toybox (tm) to promote a better brand of Darkness (tm). I'm sure that you and your fellow co-goths will appreciate the hip, new approach to our Gothic (tm) marketing strategies (tm).

Enjoy. (c)

The Almighty CEO (tm) of the Gothic (tm) Toybox.

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