Behold my museum of oddities.....

Here's some far away freaks that I have claimed for my own, as well as
some other freaky pictures which are sure to disturb you.

I want to see Cleveland freaks!
No wait, I want to see chicago freaks!
Gah...my head hurts. Send me home.

All the way over there

This is Stephanie....my e-mail pal from California. She's grinning because she's with Conor....merch boy from RIB and, as Romell puts it "all around sexy guy". When she's not eating cellophane sheep, Steph likes to talk to people in the toaster.

Dead Cheetahs

This is one of my other e-mail friends, Morgan. While she is happy to own her cheetah pants, she nonetheless looks solemn at the prospect of so many hot pink cheetahs putting their lives on the line for her wardrobe.

My Evil-er Twin

This is Miz...who must have gotten the same brain transplant as me. She owns lots of fuzzzzeeee things including a dog and a bunny. Here she is, praying that VNV Nation will show up at her door with a sack load of chocolate.

OH Baby Oh Baby OH

Umm......I like this picture.....but it also frightens me. I think I'll go take a cold shower now. This would be Romell of RIB and Mike molesting each other. Ya.

Gothy Sap

Kinda makes your eyeliner run, doesn't it? A goth night hug outside the local haunt.

Reach out and touch someone.....

What Bethany intends to do with that phone is anyone's guess.

Bleecch

Autumn seems to find this page distasteful. Perhaps she is right.

MEEP?

This is one of those pictures that you shouldn't try to figure out if you're on drugs....or even if you're not. Don't think too hard, you'll hurt yourself.

A green machine

Astroturf folks, astroturf. Why?
We are afraid to know.

Post Bauhaus

Here's Tara from Lycia, and her pals Bethany and Tondalaya after the Bauhaus show in Cleveland in Aug. '98. See, you can capture fairies on film!!

Adorably mopey

Here is the obligatory "we're sOOoooooo GAWTH" picture that everyone has on their sites.... just to prove that we can do it, if we so choose, then change into blue jeans, white T shirts, and slippers with giant Tweety heads on them and still have our dignity.