Goth Quiz

Taking the test: Check all boxes next to each question which describes you or which you know the answer to, then simply click the "submit" button at the end of the page. Easy, No?

NOTE: some of the questions that are on my main page i have added to the quiz.

Hair and Make-up

Do you have black, white or purple hair?
Is it that colour because you've dyed it?
Do the "drapes match the rug"? Have you dyed ALL your hair that colour?
Have you perfected the "Robert Smith Hair"?
Is there more foundation on your face then under your house?
Can you apply lipstick without using a mirror?
Can you apply eyeliner without using a mirror?
Do you own more eyeliner pencils then #2 writing pencils?
Do you own more liquid eye pencils then those crappy hard pencils?
Do you patern your eyeliner after makeup tips passed on to Cleopatra?

Clothing, General "Look"

Have you ever spent $15 on a pair of fishnets and deliberatly torn them to shreds?
Have you ever worn fishnets on your arms?
Have you stopped caring about what's in style?
(All your clothes went out of vogue at the turn of the century anyway)
Have you ever set off a metal detector at an airport or school?
Has anyone ever informed you that Halloween is more than x months away?
Have you ever been asked if you were on your way to a funeral?
Has anyone ever told you "for a chick you make a good looking dude"?
Has anyone ever told you "for a dude you make a cute chick"?
Do you realize how rediculous you look?
Do you own lots of wierd silver jelwery (particularly a ring for each finger)?
Do you own a "lestat ring"?
Do you own more boots than shoes?
Do you own a hard leather cycle jacket (sorry, suede doesn't count)?
Have you ever complained about how hot it was only to have your friends point out that it might not be so hot if you weren't wearing 4 layers of black velvet?
Has your girlfriend ever complained that you look better in her black gauze skirt then she does?
Have you ever complained that your boyfriend looks better in your black gauze skirt then you do?
Do you wish someone would come up with SPF 100 sunblock?
Have you discovered that there aren't different colours in your closet, only non-matching shades of black?

Gothier than thou?

Have you painted the walls in your bedroom black?
Do you have a pet rat, snake, tarantula, et cetera?
Do people know you by a pseudonym in real life?
Do you have natural fangs (Bonded fangs, caps, and denture fangs dont count)
Have you ever been called "goth"?
Did you deny it?
Do you recite really crappy poetry about death, heartbreak, etc. at coffee houses?
Just check this damned box!
Did you check the previous box?
Do you know what net.goth is?
Have you ever been to a picnic in a cemetery?
Have you ever paid $6 for a pack of cigarettes just because they were rolled in black paper?
Do you own a rosary that you wear as a bracelet/necklace and doubles as a rear-view mirror accessory?
Have you and your friends ever roadtriped more than 100 miles to visit a cemetery?
Do you fear leaving your house because Christians are waiting outside with pamphlets to save your soul?
Is your dream car a large herse with a bumper sticker that reads: "Ask about our lay-a-way plan?"

Music and Bands

Do you own at least 10 CD's from Cleopatra Records (or pirates of them)?
Do you own at least 5 CD's from Projekt Records (or pirates of them)?
Do you own any CD's from L'Alternative Dramatique or Jevan Records?
Is http://www.isotank.com in your bookmark file?
Can you name 5 songs (other than Bela Lugosi's Dead) by Bauhaus?
Can you name 5 songs by Sisters of Mercy?
Have you ever seen Switchblade Symphony in concert?
Other than opening for Manson, have you ever seen Rasputina in concert?
Have you ever been invited backstage at a goth show?
Do you know all the words, in English, to Carmina Burana?
Do you know all the words, in Latin, to Carmina Burana?
Do you think one of the biggest oxymorons is "Rap Music"?
Do you know what an "oxymoron" is?

Clubs

Have you ever been to a goth club?
Does the door-guy know you well enough to not card you anymore?
Are you on the "VIP list"?
Did you stay until they found the light switch?
Did you stay for an after-hours party?
Can you do the "Peter Murphy, bending backwards and forwards" dance?
Do you know how to make a "Vampire Bite" (the drink, silly)?
Have you ever dressed goth to a "casual" club?
Did you know it was a "casual" club before you went?
Do you look like you're drowning in a pool of Jello when you dance?

Culture

Is there a difference in your vocabulary between Theatre and Cinema?
Have you ever been to the Opera or Ballet (Phantom is not an Opera)?
Did you enjoy it?
Have you ever actually read Bram Stoker's Dracula?
Have you ever actually read Interview with a Vampire
Have you ever actually read anything by Shelley?
Have you memorized any Dylan Thomas or Emily Dickenson poems?
Were you disappointed to find out "American Gothic" is a painting of two farmers?
Were Waterhouse and Rosetti the greatest artists to ever live?

At the Cinema

Have you ever seen "The Hunger"?
Have you ever seen "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"?
More then 10 times?
Were you on cast?
Have you ever seen "Night of the Living Dead"?
Was it in black and white?
Have you ever seen "Return of the Living Dead"?
Was the soundtrack your favorite tape for a week?
Have you seen "Nightmare Before Christmas" more than 5 times?
Do you have trouble deciding whether Morticia Addams was prettier than Lily Munster?
Do you then decide that Wednesday Addams was hotter then both of them?

The Undead, Dead, and not-quiet-so-alive

Are you a vampyre?
Do you have a wierd fetish for vampyres or vampyrism?
Have you ever LARP'ed?
Do you spell "vampire" with a "Y"?
Have you ever had a fight with your signifigant other about who gets to wear the fangs tonight?
Do you refer to your age as "mortal years", "this lifetime", "soul years", etc?
Have you ever looked for Santa Carla on a map (all the damned vampyres)?

Dealing with "casuals"

Have you ever picked-out an obvious casual in a mosh pit then set out to make his life hell for no other reason then he was a casual where he shouldn't be?
Have you ever refered to somone as a "normal" or a "casual"?

Religion

Have you ever expirimented with "non-traditional" or Pagan religions?
Do you own a tarot deck?
Are you now or have you ever been a Sub-Genius?
Have you ever been to a de-vival?

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