"About The Quotes"

Here are some really f*cked up quotes i'd randomly say... in my classroom at school... to a friend... or at home to my mom or somthing... EVEN AT A PARTAY!I might be crazy to you, but i sure aint funny. :Þ

"The Quotes"

1. Moo Your Way To A Better Day!.

2. Deer Go Moo!

3. Hey Mr.Weeners!

4. Fag, fagity, fag, fag, faggers.

5. Aimee Likes Weenies!

6. SMELL THE FRUITYNESS!

7. I AM A FLYING POTATO!

8. PREPARE ALL ASSES FOR VICIOUS ENTERY...

9. Cha' Ha' La.

10.Yep.

11.SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

12.Me So Sally.

13. Scratch That Leg!

14. Chewy Chewy Chewy Chewy Chewy... Chewy Stops The Chat!

15.Those Are Nut Huggers!

16.Fruit Toilet!

17.Fruit Toilet Paper just imagine wiping your ass with a banana.

18.Fruity Faggots (NEW! Breakfast Cereal!)

19.I Vant to Suck! (Moment of silence) YOUR BLOOD, YOUR BLOOD, YOUR BLOOD!!

20.Katie:Constipated Cow..
Me:Constipated Allan Rickman?!?!

21. Whoosh



More coming soon :Þ

"A Night At The Movies with Des.(Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)"

1.Bwack!My name is Wanda!Bwack!

2.(Me Scream in Theater)HEY!WHO'S THE KID WITH THE SCAR!

3.Boogi Boogi

4.I've seen the end HE DIES!

5.SEXY SANPE IN SPANDEX! KIM'S RIGHT! BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID!

6.*Whistle* I LOVE YOU SNAPE!

7.The Power between saltazar slytheryn and...
Me: Your Mom!

8.RUN POOTER RUN! HAHAHA YOUR MOM!(Yes I know I have mad issues)

"On the Phone with Des and the Gang"

1. BOOBS!

2. HANES

3.I had a dream that me and snape did it.. then we ran down te street eating pie singing deal on wheels.

4. black panties

5. "I haven't seen your stupid barbie doll anywere"
"It's not a barbie doll it's an action figure."

6. Ultra Lord!!!

More to come...

"At the Movies With The Gang"

1. Blue eyes white boy

2. SHAVEDLEG

3. PRESIOUS *gets hit by car*

 

 

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