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Quote of the Day:

Austin Powers PICK UP LINES... try these guys they are better then the sh*t you come up with!

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. (Derek?)
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside the SuperMarket, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a STIFFY.
. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

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