Sung by: Skuld

bunkakei no ko wa koi mo heta ne
romantiku dake ja tsuzukanai yo
koi no housoku rikai dekitara
suteki na kare hyakunin tsukureru kamo ne

A brainy girl is not good at love.
A romantic guy just isn’t enough for her.
If she could understand the rules of romance
Then she would be able to create 100 perfect boyfriends.

arara unmei no megami-sama! Hikitsutte hohoemu no
chotto keisan ga chigatta mitai bakuhatsu shichau zo!

Oh, my, Goddess of Destiny! I see you smirking at me.
It looks like my calculations were a bit off, and now it’s gonna explode!

tokimeki no shinpaku-suu hakari
ate hameta shiki de kotae dashita
"kakuritsu wa zero akiramenasai"
uso nakishite misetara suuchi mo kawaru

I count up the pulse rate from attraction
And get an answer in my machine.
"Your chances are 0%, please give up."
But, if I cry, then the numerical value will change!

ahaha unmei no megami-sama! Kao wa warattenai yo
konna housoku wa ate ni naranai inchiki janai no!

Ahaha, Goddess of Destiny! You’re not smiling anymore.
Your rules of romance don’t make any sense. Aren’t you cheating?!

unmei no megami-sama! Hikitsutte hohoemu no
koi no housoku ni bagu ga arukoto kakushiteita deshou
koi no housoku ni bagu ga atte mo furimuite anata…

Goddess of Destiny! I see you smirking at me.
You knew there were bugs in the rules of romance and you hid it from me, didn’t you!
But even though there are bugs in the rules of romance, please notice me, darling…