
Male duck!
We all have that person in life that can make us laugh for absolutely no reason. February’s Nerd of the Month is that person for me. While the two simple words above may give you no reason to chuckle, they’re pretty friggin’ funny to us.
Honestly, all I have to do is look at this girl, we both go into laughing convulsions. I think part of its appeal is the fact that it drives Lindsey insane. Hehehehe…
Aside from the ability to make me wet myself, this Nerd is my favorite person to exchange injuries with. When she decided to leave a nice healthy hunk of her leg on the high jump pavement, I knew it was my duty to not let her suffer alone. That’s right, I sacrificed my knee in the Fat Man Relays just for her. It was no accident. Ah, if only that were true…
QUACK!
Excuse me. I had something in my throat.
My favorite thing that this Nerd and I share is the ability to speak in code. Freshman study hall wouldn’t have been the same without talks of Popeye, Yurtle, Dad, The Grinch, and our favorite, C.P. Ahh, the memories. They make me all vaclempt.
GOSSIP!
Wow, I should really see a doctor about my throat...
Ladies, gentlemen, male poultry of all sorts, please allow me to introduce to you February’s Nerd of the Month, Cassie.