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Lester Smiley, loved by all his subjects

First and foremost, our hero would like to remind all of you that, although he may seem harsh and needlessly cruel at times, he is purely looking out for the very best interests of you, the people.

One Call, that's all

Self Portrait. In addition to ruling you with an iron fist, you leader also enjoys such lower-class endeavors as "art". So as you can see, you, too, have somthing in common with your most loving leader.

One Call, that's all

I brush my teeth five times every day. My good looks are my main employment asset, so I have to keep up the old front yard, if you know what I mean. My face.