Other Phunnies
So, you still don't think we're phunny? Or maybe you just think we would have really good taste in websites. Well, here are some of our fav's, along with some of those corny, but phunny, kiddy jokes. Enjoy!
Phunniest Sites We Know Of.
If you have no life...
Ever wondered how to do something really dumb?
Have you ever read a book, saw a movie, or listened to a song?
A completely bogus and hilarious magazine, updated periodically
Stupid Jokes
- How do you catch a blue monster? With a Blue Monster Net.
- How do you catch a red monster? Pinch his nose untill he turns blue, then use the Blue Monster Net.
- Why couldn't the kids go to the pirate movie? It was rated Arrrr (R)
- Once there was this duck who liked grapes. He went to the store everyday and asked for some. The manager always told him they didn't sell grapes, but he still came back everyday. Finally the manager was so mad, he said he would staple the duck's feet to the floor if he asked again. The next day the duck came back and asked the manager if he had any staples. When the manager said no, the duck said, "In that case, do you have any grapes?"
- LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT: Karen Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her... You Were An Accident... You're Different and That's Bad... Strangers Have the Best Candy... Dad's New Wife Robert... That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption... The Man on the Moon is Satan... Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share... The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy... Little Bo Peep Trades Her Sheep in for Breast Implants