Who the Phuck Are We?

Lisa is a 17-year-old senior with a blue Chryster leBaron with cow patterened seat covers. She has a pet lizard named Alex with unusually shifty eyes. She also suffers from a strong addiction to the caffeine in coffee and adrenaline. She has blue highlights in her hair which is usually light brown/blond.

Nicole is a 17-year-old senior who drives a silver Eclipse when she has money left over from buying film to fill up the gas tank. She has dark hair with marroon highlights and is very heterosexual but hangs a gay pride picture in her locker. She is single but not looking for anyone serious cuz her heart, unlike her, is attached. She nurses an unhealthy obsession with incense and is not susceptible to kryptonite.

Eddie is finally out of high school and a 5'11" midget. In his spare time, he enjoys taking rides to the ocean with Greg in a minivan averaging 80 mph. He is schitzophrenic, which explains the random outbursts and accusations. He is an aspiring Abercrombie model, but is also known to be an unrealistic dreamer. He actually has no access to this site, so is unable to make any changes. He's dating a skanky friend of Nicole's.