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Italicized text written By Allen Montalvo
September 24, 2005

Act XIX
The Band’s First Song, Christiensen’s Strange Lyrics

In the crystallized forest that the band had landed in with their space
pods, there was someone walking around in the woods examining the
space pods. It was early in the night and the figure walking around and examining their space craft was not very visible.

Christiensen was at work at one of the local department stores in the
shoe section. He was sitting at the café eatery which was inside of the department store. He was drinking a cappuccino and sitting down at the eatery and flirting with a fellow co-worker who was at least ten years younger than him. The girl he was flirting with had to get back to work
and Christiensen continued to sit there and drink his cappuccino. “You are such a lazy slacker. All you do is sit around and flirt with ugly girls,” said
one of the band members. The other band members were in the store and walking towards him. They didn’t have many features that made them
stand out from ordinary people. Their names were Callister, Nebekker, Merrill, Finn and Groce Jr. “What are you guys doing here?” asked Christiensen. “Checking up on you; and you seem to be doing nothing as always,” said Finn. “I’ve been doing a lot here,” said Christiensen. “Yeah right, I’m sure you have,” said Merrill. “I’ve already had a couple of good plans implemented. I’ve already sent some of the creatures down here to take care of them,” said Christiensen. “That is so typical of you. You sit around while everyone else works. Have you even written your part of the song yet?” asked Groce Jr. “Um, well..I jotted down a few things,” said Christiensen, pulling out a crumpled sheet of paper from his pocket.

He began to read the words on the sheet of paper and began to sing
them. “It’s too bad stupid, it’s too late, so wrong so lonnnnng, it’s too
bad we had no time to rewind, let’s walk, let’s talk, let’s talk,” sang Christiensen.

“What in the hell was that crap?” asked Callister and the others. “Well,
it’s too late now. We don’t have time to change or add anymore lyrics to
the song. We have to release our cds soon to help fund the ambassador’s plan,” said Groce Jr. They took the paper of lyrics that Christiensen wrote down and left.

“I’ll show them. I’m already gathering a lot of money to fund the ambassador’s plan,” said Christiensen. “Boyd, where are you?” asked Christiensen. An ugly girl with a nice figure appeared before Christiensen. “You summoned me master?” asked Heather Boyd. “How much money
have you scammed out of people with our insurance plans?” asked Christiensen. “In the couple of weeks we’ve been doing this, we have gathered about 200,000 yen,” said Boyd. “This is perfect! I am so brilliant. What fools these people are. Auto insurance, health insurance, life
insurance and any other kind of insurance; it’s all a scam. If they damage their car, we’ll only pay 5% of the cost. The same goes for all other kinds
of insurance. They will pay insurance their whole lives and only get 5% of
it back if they need it,” said Christiensen. “Yes, whoever came up with
the idea of insurance is a genius at ripping people off,” said Boyd.

Boyd was at one of the local hospitals trying to get more people to buy
into their insurance scams. A woman wearing a white lab coat and
carrying a first aid kit walked up to Boyd. “I think you should leave now.
The health industry is about helping people, not ripping them off with insurance,” said Hikaru. “I will stay here as long as there are people who
will buy our insurance. Where are you off to?” asked Boyd. “I’m going to a local school where people can donate blood to those who need it,” said Hikaru, walking off.

Rei was with Kiusako, Anna and Lutina at a local café. “This used to be
one of our favorite hangouts when we were younger. This will be a good place to get to know you younger sailor senshi a bit better,” said Rei.
They noticed that turtle statues were placed throughout the restaurant. “What’s with all the turtles?” asked Kiusako. “I don’t know. They were
never here before,” said Rei. “This is a pretty nice place,” said Lutina. Unazuki was walking by and recognized Rei. “Hey there. It’s been a
while,” said Unazuki. “Wow, I didn’t know you still worked here,” said Rei. “Well, I own this place now. I run things now,” said Unazuki. “What’s up with all the turtle statues?” asked Rei. “Oh, my older brother Motoki
recently got a sudden interest in turtles. He’s been crazy about them for a few months now,” said Unazuki. Rei introduced Kiusako, Anna and Lutina. “Turtles huh? Kind of a strange thing to become obsessed with,” said Rei.
“I know. I guess you get into some weird interests and hobbies while your girlfriend is thousands of miles away,” said Unazuki. “Hey, speaking of my older brother, he finally got married to Reika. They’re going on their honeymoon today.” said Unazuki. “Wow, has ten years really passed?”
asked Rei. “Yep. It was hard for him to wait for Reika while she was in another country studying for ten years, but their long distance
relationship survived,” said Unazuki. “That’s cool. That rarely happens.
What about yourself?” asked Rei. “Oh, I am a single mom. I met the
wrong guy and we had a kid out of wedlock,” said Unazuki, showing Rei a picture of her child.

Motoki and Reika were on a plane flight to their honeymoon destination. “Honey, why did you bring that turtle with you? Couldn’t someone have taken care of it for you while we were gone?” asked Reika. “Well, maybe
so, but Mr. Kamekichi is special. He may get married someday too,” said Motoki. “Honey, I love you, but your turtle obsession is freaking me out,” said Reika.

Later the next day, Anna was talking with Kiusako and Lutina at the
Crystal Tokyo Palace. “During lunch break, there were signs up at the hospital to donate blood. I thought maybe we could donate some,” said Anna. “Well, I guess so. I’ve never done it before,” said Kiusako. “I don’t think my alien blood would be very compatible with the humans here,”
said Lutina. “Well, we could check it out,” said Kiusako.

Kiusako and Anna arrived at one of the local hospitals later that day. “Thanks for coming and helping other people with your donations,” said Hikaru. As they were about to donate blood, Boyd came in trying to advertise health insurance. “I’ve asked you to stop coming here selling
your crap,” said Hikaru. “I can talk to anyone who comes in here,” said
Boyd. “I’ve never even seen you before 2 weeks ago. I think you should leave,” said Hikaru. “You can’t get me to leave,” said Boyd, turning into
her true form. She was already ugly before, but she was even uglier now. She had thin hair dyed blond and a face that looked like it was smashed
in a little. She was a little stronger now as well.

Hikaru ran out of the room screaming. Kiusako and Anna transformed.
Boyd was about to run out the door and get Hikaru when she felt
someone kick her in the vagina really hard. She fell to her knees and
looked up and saw Sailor Earth and Sailor Star.

Christiensen arrived at the hospital to see how things were going with
Boyd. Hikaru was running down the hall and ran into Christiensen and knocked him over. Boyd came running down the hall soon after, chasing Hikaru. Minako and Chibiusa were walking up to the hospital doors. “So
you do this a few times a year?” asked Chibiusa. “Yep, I have a good
friend who has worked here for many years. Don’t worry, donating blood
isn’t as scary as you think,” said Minako. Hikaru came running out of the hospital doors and ran into Minako and Chibiusa. “Hikaru-chan! What’s the matter?” asked Minako. “Some weird and really ugly person in there is coming after me,” said Hikaru. “You go find a safe place to hide and we’ll call the authorities,” said Minako. “Okay, you should find a safe place
too,” said Hikaru, leaving. Minako and Chibiusa transformed.

Boyd came running out the doors and looking for Hikaru. “Man, you’re
really ugly,” said Chibimoon. “You creatures are getting nastier all the
time,” said Minako. Christiensen came running out the door. “Is
something wrong Boyd?” asked Christiensen. “Who are you?” asked Chibimoon. Christiensen was surprised to see the sailor senshi there. “I don’t know how you knew we were here, but I will settle this later,” said Christiensen, running back into the hospital. As he was about to enter the hospital, he ran into Sailor Star and Sailor Earth and fell down. He looked
up and saw two other sailor senshi standing in front of him. “This isn’t a
fair fight,” said Christiensen, disappearing.

Boyd’s thin, dyed blond hair began to fall out and onto the ground. “Wow,
I didn’t think it could get any uglier,” said Chibimoon. The hair formed
into a type of rope which Boyd picked up and used as a lasso. Sailor
Venus used her love me chain attack and the Venus love me chain
wrapped around Boyd’s lasso. Sailor Venus pulled on her love me chain
and tugged on Boyd’s lasso. Boyd was stronger and was pulling Sailor
Venus closer to herself. Chibimoon, Sailor Earth and Sailor Star went over and helped Sailor Venus by joining her and pulling on the chain. Boyd was having a harder time pulling four people. Boyd gathered its strength and lifted the sailor senshi off of the ground a little by its hard tugging on the rope. Boyd was getting stronger and getting close to throwing the sailor senshi in the air with the rope. Sailor Kurozuki came and helped them pull on the love me chain. With five of them together, they pulled Boyd off of the ground and Boyd went flying in the air, still holding on to the rope. Boyd came flying down into the ground face first. Boyd’s ugly face left an
imprint in the pavement. Boyd got up off of the ground slowly.
“Interstellar Moon Power,” said Chibimoon. Boyd held out her hand to
stop the attack. She was resisting it a little, but wasn’t strong enough
and was destroyed.

The next day, Hikaru was at the hospital accepting blood donations as Minako and Chibiusa went in to donate blood. “I’m just like my dad, I
have a fear of needles. I will wait out here for you,” said Chibiusa. “I told you it’s not that bad. Get back in here,” said Minako, dragging Chibiusa
into the room.

“We finally finished our first album,” said Callister. “Good, someone
needs to tell Christiensen when we will be promoting it. We all need to
be there,” said Merrill. “I will go and tell him,” said Finn. “Good, and check up and see how he’s doing with the funds,” said Merrill. Finn went to go
see Christiensen at the local department store where he was employed
at. “How has everything been going with the fund money you have been gathering?” asked Finn. “It’s been going okay. Except that the sailor
senshi saw me with one of the creatures the other day,” said
Christiensen. “What? You idiot! Your cover has been blown. We can’t risk having you be seen with us in our band,” said Finn. “No, I’m sure they
don’t recognize me at all. It will be okay,” said Christiensen. “It’s too
risky. I came to also tell you about coming with us to promote our first album, but we can’t take a big chance like that if they see you and
recognize you,” said Finn. Christiensen tried to convince him that it would
be okay, but wasn’t successful. “I will take the funds you have gathered
and return them to Groce Jr,” said Finn, leaving.

Christiensen was quite upset because he wanted to be with the rest of
the band when they promoted their first album. “I have no choice but to
kill the sailor senshi who saw me the other day. It’s the only way I can redeem myself with the rest of the band,” thought Christiensen to
himself.



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