DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT I HAD QUIT WRITING OVERLY VIOLENT 
ANTIFICS????  I laugh at your pathetic assumption. HERES MORE FOR YA, 
MIKE, TOM, AND CROW!!!!


Tokyo Chainsaw Massacre

It was a normal day in tokyo. Everyone was buisy, buisy, buisy.  Usagi 
and her friends had just gotten out of school, and were headed for the 
mall.

At the mall, they went directly for the clothing section, but as they
did, they passed the hardware section.  In there, a guy in a hockey mask 
wearing a shirt promoting the movie "Jason Goes To Hell" had just 
purchased two high quality double-bladed chainsaws, both identical to the 
one used in the videogame "Doom 64".

He followed the senshi, as they were on their way to the clothing 
section. as he followed them, people joined him. they were wearing 
different mask and shirt designs, but all carrying chainsaws. some 
rusted, some, in good condition. Some with one blade, others with two. 
One guy was carrying a chainsaw that had 3 blades. More and more people 
joined the growing crowd, untill a huge mob was following the senshi.
But being complete idiots, none of the scouts noticed. That is, untill 
they were about to walk out of the mall.

The door was blocked by masked men wearing t-shirts promoting horror 
movies. And every one of the men was carrying one or two chainsaws. They 
then advanced upon the senshi.

The girls were about to transform when the steel of the chainsaws bit 
into them. Slowly, they dug their saws deeper and deeper into the flesh.
The girls, in too much pain to react, could only stand there as they were 
slowly killed.

But just then, one of the chainsaw weilders started slashing his saw 
wildly at the senshi. The crowd followed, and the entryway soon became 
filled with blood and gore. Unfortunately, Tuxedo Mask had picked this 
time to drop in. As he descended from the ceiling into the crowd, he was 
quickly mutilated by the thrashing saws.

After the senshi had been reduced to a thin film of gore on the floors, 
ceiling, and walls, the crowd started attacking everyone in the city in 
their lust to slay. Chaos reigned, untill Shigeru Todoroki awoke from his 
sleep. The wonderful massacre of the senshi was but a dream. The 
shredding of usagi, the decapitation of reeny, the vicious crosscuts he 
had made on minako, the shredding of Tuxedo Mask......

That day, when school got out, he put on a hockey mask and a "Jason 
Goes to Hell" t-shirt, and went to the mall to buy a chainsaw......

THE END, OR IS IT???