This is a lemon fanfic that I wrote a long time ago, when I had first
discovered lemon fanfiction.  If you read it, you might think it's
stupid, and if so, I agree with you entirely.  Send all C&C, flames,
and constructive critisism (MiSTings) to dark_magician720@att.net.

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THE SAILOR DREAM
or
NO NEED FOR SAILOR FANTASIES
A Tenchi Muyo!/Sailor Moon Lemon Crossover FanFic by Yami Goku

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Tenchi breathed a huge sigh of relief and exhaustion as he walked
inside the house after a full day of harvesting the carrot fields.
Winter was coming, and the ground would freeze over and kill
the carrots if they were not harvested by then.
The house was totally silent, for everyone was already asleep,
for it was ten-thirty at night.
The most notable feature of the silence was not hearing the two
stooges, Aeka and Ryoko, bickering over which one of them was to
be his lifelong soulmate.
"They're both really hot," thought Tenchi as he poured a small
glass of water from the sink. "But I know someone, heck, a bunch
of women that have it all."
He finished up his water and walked over to the location of
Sasami's video stash. He opened it up and looked for the one
tool that would satisfy his rampaging hormones until he could
make a decision on one of the six girls.
After flipping through numerous anime titles, he found...
Sailor Moon.
Yes, Sailor Moon. Five gorgeous girls, almost as lovely as
the six he shared a home with, had practically irresistable
curves and dynamic personalities. In addition to their
multitude of strange, mystical attacks and charming eyes,
SM was a big turn-on for Tenchi. No one knew this, and he
didn't care to let anyone in on his secret. If word of his
fetish got out, he'd reveal himself as a hentai, and all doors
that would lead to a relationship with anyone would automatically
close and lock. Of course, his dad, Noboyuki, was a hentai, but
he still felt uncomfortable with the thought of a father-son pair
of gibbering, womanizing perverts.
Tenchi removed the video from its protective box, and inserted the
tape into the VCR, making sure the TV's volume was at a low enough
level to not wake anyone up and blow his cover. He sat down and took
off his shirt. Before the feature started, he looked at the box,
which showed an enticing picture of Usagi, the blonde, odangoed beauty
that had the capability to transform into the pretty Sailor Moon. The
picture showed her in her full pretty soldier attire, and Tenchi
couldn't help but reach into his jeans and play with his genitals,
which erected immediately.
The episode started. He rubbed his little friend through his pants
as the episode went, and he was urged to yank it out through his fly
when the girls' clothes vaporized and were replaced with their revealing,
short-skirted sailor fukus.
Then he began to stroke. He stroked slowly, then faster as a battle
progressed on screen. Watching the girls' hot bodies sway around as
they moved about and released their attacks, Tenchi felt the amazing
pressure building up inside his penis. And just as Moon released a
powerful move, giving Tenchi awesome definition of her breasts,
he finally erupted, sending sprays of white goo flying into the air,
landing on his hand and pants. He let out an audible moan, but not
one that would wake the house. He rewound the tape and got up to
clean himself.
"(Sigh), If only the girls here were somewhat like the Sailor Scouts",
said Tenchi as he cleaned himself up in the bathroom. "Then choosing
one would be much easier." He went back downstairs to put the rewound
tape away, then he went back up to his room.
"It'll probably never happen." Tenchi got his pajamas on and got into
bed. "I'll just have to make do until I can make my choice final."
Tenchi laid there until he fell asleep, dreaming of beautiful senshi
goddesses.

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A little while later, Washu was awake in her lab, unbeknownst to
Tenchi. She had just today finished her latest (but probably not
greatest) invention: The Automatic Systematic Dream Reader and
Hot Chocolate Maker. The prospect of prying into everyone's dreams
was exciting, so exciting in fact, that she just couldn't wait for
Tenchi to get to sleep to begin the experiment. She watched everyone's
dreams for a bit, then decided to write everything down as a nightly
log of their dreams.
"Let's see...Ryoko...Tenchi. Aeka...Tenchi. Sasami...Fluffy little
cabbits. Ryo-Ohki..."
Just then, a light labeled "TENCHI" lit up.
"Ah, Tenchi just entered REM sleep. Let's have a look-see!"
She switched on the screen, and what she saw made her react in both
surprise and mild laughter. There was Tenchi, (or more preceiscely, his
arms) with all five of the Sailor Senshi, all of which were completely
naked, and his hands were probing their personal areas!
She had somewhat become quite knowledgable of Sailor Moon, since she had
run several earlier experiments in which she monitored Sasami's mind as
she watched episodes of that particular show. She also had become somewhat
interested, if not fond of the show. She also knew that this information
would be useful in her efforts to claim Tenchi, since showing it to the
other girls would dampen their interests of him significantly.
She hit the "RECORD" button under the screen just as Tenchi was carressing
Minako's behind.
Planning to watch the recorded results tomorrow, she walked off to bed.

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It was a semi-normal morning in the Masaki household.
Aeka and Ryoko, after having similar dreams about Tenchi, were fighting
over which one of them he was dreaming about
(Though the truth would probably be about as painful to them then a direct
energy blast to the spine).
Sasami was attempting to cook pancakes for breakfast.
The rare aroma woke Tenchi up from his dream of bliss. He hopped out of bed
and quickly showered.
He got dressed, then he wondered what he should do on this beautiful Sunday.
The carrots were harvested, so there was nothing to do today but lounge around.
He plodded downstairs, shortly followed by Noboyuki, who was still in a trance
over a dream about him scoring simultaneously wth all the girls in the house
(Sasami excluded).
Mihoshi and Kiyone were out in space, on an assignment.
"That smells so good", thought Tenchi. "I wonder if it's pancakes?"
He walked into the kitchen and asked Sasami what was for breakfast.
"Pancakes, Tenchi."
Of course, Tenchi had eaten cereal a lot lately, and that was available in almost
any country in the world. But pancakes was a meal that he rarely got a chance to
eat. He sat down at the table. Noboyuki just groggily plopped himself down at the
table, still dressed for sleep, expecting breakfast to be served right to him.
Tenchi watched Sasami as she flipped the pancakes on a makeshift griddle that
Washu had prepared for her.
As he admired her cute, long ponytails, he thought to himself, "Long...Just like
Sailor Moons'..." He was immediately thrown out of la-la land when Sasami yelled,
"BREAKFAST IS READY! WE'RE HAVING PANCAKES!"
Aeka walked in while Ryoko teleported into the kitchen.
"All right! Pancakes!" said Ryoko.
She put the plate of pancakes on the table. Tenchi stared at the pancakes in awe.
"Big and round", he thought. "Like Jupiter's breasts..."
He stared at the foreign breakfast for a couple seconds, comparing them to
Makoto's large breasts, then he snapped out of it.
"I'll go tell Washu that breakfast is ready", he said, getting up and walking
out of the room, getting away from the painfully erotic breakfast items.
"What's wrong with me today? I can't get SM out of my head!", thought Tenchi as
he walked over to the entrance to Washu's lab. Of course, he didn't mind the
overall thought of the characters, it was just that now, for some reason,
they were starting to interfere with his normal thoughts.
He knocked on the door.
"Washu?"
No response.
"Washu, are you down there?"
Still no response.
"WASHU! Okay, I'm coming down there!"
Tenchi opened the door, forgetting about the "security function" Washu had
installed last week.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
A board with a nail in it swung down and prepared to strike Tenchi right in the
brain!
But it stopped, just inches before his forehead.
Tenchi breathed a huge sigh of relief.
He looked at the board. It had been stopped by a sturdy piece of twine.
"Washu?"
"Yes?", Washu said as she turned from her experiment results.
"First of all, that 'trap' is dangerous. Someone might get hurt!", said Tenchi
seriously, pointing to the board-and-nail.
"First of all," Washu said, rolling her eyes, "That 'trap' isn't designed to
hurt. It's programmed to stop approximately 2.5 centimeters from your head.
Its design is meant to scare intruders into not coming back", she said as she
pushed a button, retracting the board.
"I'm NOT an intruder!", said Tenchi, getting a little impatient.
"Of COURSE you're not an intruder!"
Tenchi groaned. He looked up at Washu's new machine.
"Hey, what are you working on now?", he said as he pointed at the ASDRHCM.
Washu quickly ran over and shut off the device's screen. "This?! Ha ha ha ha!
Why, It's just a harmless hot chocolate machine! (^^) Want some?"
Tenchi swore he could see something familiar on the ASDRHCM's screen before
she switched it off, but then again, this experience might be making him
hallucinate.
"Uh, no thanks. Anyway, I came down here to ask you if you want some
breakfast. We're having pancakes."
"Well, I did make that 'griddle' device for Sasami, so why not? I could use
some energy."
She walked up the stairs. When she passed him, it brought Tenchi another bad
image in his mind.
"Pink hair...like Chibi-Usa...No! That's sick! Ugh..."
Everyone sat down at the table, including Yosho, who had just come in from
watching the sunrise. Everyone dug in immediately. Tenchi tried to put syrup
and butter on his pancakes, but images came to mind of eating off Sailor
Jupiter's naked abdomen, so he slowly ate his pancakes plain.
After breakfast, Tenchi figured that there must be some way to clear his head
of these thoughts.
"Maybe some music will help", he thought.
He went up to his room and looked through his CD holder for something that
would help clear his head. After trying about three different CDs, he tried
a little classical music from the radio, with no luck. Then he thought about
trying a little TV.
The downstairs television was being hogged by Aeka and Ryoko watching their
soap operas, so he went upstairs to watch his dad's TV.
He went into Noboyuki's bedroom and shut the door. He sat down on the bed and
turned on the TV. A movie, "Gamera Vs. Gaos", was on the current channel. He
watched it for a while, then got bored and turned the TV off.
Then something at the right side of the room caught his eye.
The side with "the forbidden cache."
Noboyuki's hentai pornography collection.
Curiously and cautiously, he walked over and pulled out a magazine.
The magazine was titled "Hot Hentai Monthly", a Japanese hentai publication,
and on the cover was a naked picture of...
Who cared?
Tenchi wanted to see nude pictures of SM!
He flipped through the magazine, scanning for his most lustrous quary, and he
found it on page 53.
His penis perked up in surprise.
There was Sailor Moon, nude, and she was...
"TENCHI!"
Tenchi recognized that dopey voice anywhere.
It was his dad, right outside the door!
Tenchi quickly stuffed the magazine back in the case, leaped on the bed and
switched the TV back on.
Feigning an interest in the movie, Noboyuki entered the room.
"Tenchi, me and Aeka are going to take Sasami into town to see a movie.
You want to come?"
"Sure, I'd love to." Tenchi said.
"It might help get my mind off Sailor Moon for a while", he thought to
himself as they walked downstairs.
They walked out the door and into the car, and drove off.

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It was about 1 o'clock upon the gang's return. The movie was so long, and they
couldn't help but eat lunch and browse around the mall for a bit.
Exhausted, Tenchi went to his room to take a nap.
He walked up to his room, and laid down on his bed.
He was about to drift off to sleep, when he thought, "NO! If I sleep, I may
dream about Sailor Moon! I must do something else!"
He got up, and walked downstairs.
"I'll take a walk. Even though I'm exhausted, I must try to keep my mind off...
that show...at all costs!" He walked out the front door and...
"Going somewhere, Tenchi? A walk, maybe?"
Ryoko.
"Yes, Ryoko, I'm going for a walk. I need to...do...some...things..."
"What things?"
"Just...things. Now please go away."
"(sigh)...Okay, Tenchi." Ryoko teleported away.
"She kind of reminds me of S...NO! Mustn't...think...about...Sailor...Moon!"
Tenchi wandered off, and into the forest, holding his head.
"Try to think about something else, Tenchi", Tenchi said to himself as he
walked.
"Think about...the girls! Yeah! ...No! That's practically the cause of the
whole obsession, right there! Think about...music! Yeah! I'll sing a song!"
Tenchi started to sing one of his favorite songs, "(AN: Insert name of favorite
song here!)," not realizing his eyes were also shut.
He hit his head on a low branch, and passed out.

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"Tenchi..."

"Tenchi..."

Tenchi awoke, somewhat confused, to a voice that almost made his member harden.
As soon as his eyes were sufficiently focused, he saw the source from which the
enchanting voice spoke.
"Usagi..." Tenchi spoke.
Yes, it was Usagi, A.K.A. Sailor Moon. She was dressed in her cute, yet
ravishing sailor fuku.
"Tenchi...I want you SOOO badly...."
"But...But you love Mamoru..."
"I hate him. I love YOU! Make love to me, Ten-chan..."
With that, she lifted her scandelously short skirt, giving Tenchi a clear view
of her white, frilly panties. She slowly massaged her personal area and moaned
softly, enticing Tenchi even more.
Tenchi's hard-on got so big and painful, he had to unzip his pants and pull it
out, revealing his length to his beloved.
"Ooohh...Your cock is so big..."
"R-Really? I...I always thought that it was rather small. How'd it...get...
so...ooooh..."
Tenchi's words trailed off as Moon started to move her lips and tounge over
his aroused manhood.
It felt so warm and moist.
"I can't believe it...I'm actually getting a blow job from Sailor Moon!" Tenchi
thought to himself as Usagi continued to suck.
Other erotic thoughts began swarming through Tenchi's brain:

"Mmm...If it feels _this_ good, I wonder what taking her in her...
(oooh)
...cunt would feel like!...Mmm...
(yes)
...I would _definitely_ like to do the _other_ senshi...
(oh, yeah)
...Ami...Minako...Rei...Makoooooohh, yes!
YES! YES!
Oh, Kami, I'm cumming!
I'M CUMMING!"

Tenchi's cock blasted out several wads of ejaculate into Usagi's beautiful mouth.
She gagged a bit, then she swallowed. She made a pleasant sound that indicated
that she actually enjoyed the taste of Tenchi's semen.
"Mmmm...Now it's time for you to taste _me_."
Usagi then began to pull down her skirt very slowly.
"Please don't tease me, Sailor Moon. I really want you," Tenchi said desperately.
With that, Usagi quickly yanked down her skirt. Tenchi knelt down and pulled
Usagi's panties down, exposing her cute, fuzzy vagina. It was already wet with
anticipation.
Feeling as horny as Usagi, Tenchi began to lick her pussy like a little kid
eating an ice cream cone.
"Ohhhhh...yes! You're so good, Tenchi!...Mmmm..."
Tenchi, now almost infinitely aroused by Moons' words, decided to be daring.
He stuck his tongue deeper into her, licking the insides of her love box.
Tenchi was almost driven further by the ticklish sensation of her pubic hair.
"...Aaaaaa...ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm...yessss...ohh...keep going...yes...yes...
mmmm...oh yes! YESYESYESYESYES! OH, TENCHIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
Usagi came all over Tenchi's face.
Her cum felt so warm against Tenchi's face and tounge, like a warm sweater.
"Mmmm...delicious."
Tenchi then drew Usagi into a French kiss, letting her have a taste of her own
love juices. Tenchi, forgetting that his dick was still sticking out off his
pants from Moon's blow job, was now rubbing the head of his member against
Usagi's clit. This made him even more desperate to take Usagi.
But first he decided to see more of Moon's beautiful body.
He began to lift up the top part of her fuku.
Usagi stopped him, and she completed the job.
Tenchi stared at her upper abdomen in surprise--Usagi wasn't wearing a bra!
Her gorgeous, round breasts with pink nipples were right in front of his face.
The two the dove upon each other and resumed tounge-wrestling. Tenchi, now
driven mad by Usagi's breasts rubbing him through his shirt and his penis
brushing against Usagi's womanhood, wanted to get inside her now more than
anything. But he decided to let Moon enjoy herself a little more.
Usagi pulled his shirt off and started to caress Tenchi's sub-average physique.
Finally, Tenchi couldn't take it anymore. He just _had_ to fuck Usagi.
"Can I take you, Usagi-chan?", he asked.
"Yes, take me, Ten-chan!"
Tenchi then began to slowly submerge his cock into Usagi's tight pussy. Moon
let out a small shriek as her barrier gave way to Tenchi's mighty dick.
He then started to pump in and out of her. Tenchi's mind was now exploding
with sensations of extreme pleasure, blocking out all other thoughts.
It was all overwhelming: The feel of actually experiencing something that only
masturbation could only simulate, the idea of loosing his virginity to someone
who's practically a goddess...It was almost too much to take. Finally, it seemed
that Usagi was starting to show signs of climax, at about the same time as himself.
"...Aaaahh...aaaahhh...aaaaaaaaaOOOOOOOHHHH TENCHI, I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE! I'M CUUUUMMMMIIINNG!"
Usagi orgasmed at the same time Tenchi blew his load up into her. Both of the lovers
collapsed in a heap, on the ground.
"I love you, Usagi," whispered Tenchi into Moon's ear.
"I love you too, Tenchi," was the reply.
Then everything went black again.

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"Wha...Usagi-chan?"

Tenchi's eyes slowly opened, and gradually focused themselves. He was laying on the
ground, in the forest, at night.
No sign of Sailor Moon, though.
His only clue as to what probably happened was a bump on his head, and a squishy
feeling in his crotch. Tenchi got up, and headed back in the general direction of the
house.
"Wow, did I _really_ have sex with Sailor Moon?" thought Tenchi as he stopped to look
at the night sky, with a full moon, and a dazzling array of stars.
"Does she _really_ love me instead of Tuxedo Kamen? Maybe _I_ have some sort of
special, magical powers in addition to my existing Jurian powers?" Tenchi thought as
he rubbed the lump on his forehead.
"Well, whatever it was, it sure was an exciting experience! I'll be remembering it for
quite a while!"
Tenchi smiled at the bright, yellow moon, thinking one last time of SM. He then walked
back up to the house and entered.
Tenchi braced himself for the expected ambush from Ryoko, but this time there was
nothing.
In fact, the entire living room was barren.
"H-Hello? Ryoko? Aeka? Father? Anybody? Hello?"
"It's late. They must all be asleep," thought Tenchi as he walked up to the bathroom to
clean up the mess in his pants.
Tenchi stripped off his soiled garments, then he got his pajamas on and went to bed,
thinking of how real the experience was and the possibility of any special superpowers.

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2 B CONTINUED...?

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Well, there you have it.  "The Sailor Dream," or "No Need For Sailor
Fantasies."  I wrote this in about spring-summer of 2001.  Back then,
I didn't know that much about Sailor Moon to begin with.  But I wrote
this anyway.  The storyline, as I had planned, had Tenchi end up
making love to each of the Sailor Senshi in a different dream every
night, or any chance he had to sleep.  I even planned to have some
sort of different foreplay in each dream, varying with the Senshi.
But as I said, times change, and I soon realized that this was one of
my most pathetic ideas ever.  But you can continue this if you want.
You can even re-write this part, I don't care!  Just give me credit,
and send me a copy of the first installment when you're done.

Yami Goku: dark_magician720@att.net This is a lemon fanfic that I wrote a long time ago, when I had first
discovered lemon fanfiction.  If you read it, you might think it's
stupid, and if so, I agree with you entirely.  Send all C&C, flames,
and constructive critisism (MiSTings) to dark_magician720@att.net.

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