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::: Ch-14: Neko Setsuna::::

"So, you don't love her?" asked Usagi with tears in her big baby 
blue eyes. Rei smiled softly. "I love you," she whispered. "With 
all my heart..."

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Cooed all the Senshi plus Kagome.

Well, almost all the Senshi.

"I think I'm gonna be sick." Haruka rolled her eyes. Michiru 
slapped her arm. "Be nice." she hissed to her tomboyish partner.

"YO!? WHEN WILL YOU BITCHES PAY ATTENTION TO ME!?!?!?" screamed 
the fed up Pimpette Setsuna. The Senshi turned to see the Chibi 
grab Minako by her, ahem...assests...Minako shrieked and fought 
against the straighforward Chibi as she began to drag her to the 
Pimpettemobile.

"Let go of me!" the blonde screamed.

"Shut up bitch!" hissed Pimpette Setsuna as she delivered a quick 
backhand to the Senshi of Love's cheek.

Silence.

A furious Setsuna focused her ruby red gaze on Pimpette Setsuna. 
The Chibi blinked a few times, before it gasped and held its chest.

"H-h-h-heart attack yo!" she gasped. She then fell to the ground 
and laid still.

More silence.

"Peace out diggy dawgs!" The gangsta bitch cried out, before she 
flopped to the ground; dead.

Even MORE silence.

"Holy hell." Haruka whimpered. Makoto and Ami had latched onto 
each other and were quietly sneaking away from the Senshi of Time 
while Kagome was in complete and utter awe. Usagi and Rei were 
too busy cuddiling to notice the disturbance, crazy lovebirds they 
were. Chibi-usa and Hotaru had ran into another room to injest 
sugar and play very violent videogames. Minako gazed at Setsuna 
with a strange light in her eyes.

"You," she whispered. "You saved me..." At this, the green haired 
woman coughed a bit and turned to hide her blush.

"O-of course Minako-chan! I would never leave one of my friends 
in the dust..." She then ruined the rare serious moment to whip out 
her best friend Phillip the nickel and ask it, "Right Phillip?"

Everyone face planted.

...Just as four very pissed off women crashed through the already 
ruined window.

"KAGOME!!!" they snarled.

"Oh shit!" the miko of the future squealed. Ayame, Sango, Kagura, 
and Tsubaki grabbed our favorite lesbian playa, (or, the ONLY 
lesbian playa that I know of...) and began to pull her out of the 
house.

"So this is were you've been hiding!" Sango growled. Ayame cackled 
evily. "Well, we'll just have to tie you up then to make sure you 
DON'T go away." the wolf princess smirked.

"And my dear frind Yura of the demon-hair knows just how to tie up 
people juuuussssst right." Tsubaki snickered. "Damn physcotic bitch." 
Kagura murmured under her breath.

"Well girls," Kagome sighed as she was dragged from the room. "It's 
been swell meetin ya. Catch ya later...if I live that long." The four 
demonesses/demonslayer/dark miko pulled Kagome from the house.

"Aw," Usagi moaned. "I'll miss her."

Just then, Kagome poked her upper body back into the house and made 
an imaginary phone with her hand, placing it to her ear. "Call me!" she 
mouthed to Rei, before she was re-dragged from the house.

A pause.

"I hope that bitch burns in hell." Usagi snarled, tightening her grip 
on Rei.

"I dunno," Michiru said. "I kind of liked the prostpect of hot miko 
love." Everyone looked at her. "What? I'm a grown woman damnit! Can't 
I have freakish kinks too!? Fetishes? Obsessions!?"

"Like that Pokemon collection in your closet?" Haruka chuckled.

"Like my Pokemon collection in my--Wait just one mother fruckin minute 
here!!" The Senshi blinked in surprise at hearing calm, cool, collected 
Michiru curse like Haruka. The Water Senshi turned to her sandy haired 
partner.

"You've been in my closet!?" she shrieked. Haruka shrugged.

"That's my freakish kink. I'm nosy."

"Really?" Minako asked.

"Of course Minako-chan." Haruka droned, sarcasm dripping from her words. 
"In fact, I get all hot and bothered just by gossiping at the local mall. 
Sometimes, I just wanna pin Michiru down and--"

"TMI!!" Makoto shrieked as she clamped her hands over her ears.

"You know," Ami began, holding Makoto, "I really didn't need to hear that."

"Oh?" the Senshi of Uranus smirked. "Then you'll certaintly love this 
tid bit of information about what types of positions there are for--"

"Hey! Knock it off!" Rei snarled. "This story might get deleted because 
of you! This is PG-13 for cryin out loud!!!"

"What?" Haruka asked, genuienly confused. "I was just about to discuss
 the types of positions there are for--"

"TmiTmiTmiTmiTmiTmi..." Makoto chanted.

"--baseball."

A pause.

"Baseball." Setsuna stated.

"Duh," the sandy-haired tomboy said. "What the hell did you think I was 
talking about?"

"Uhhh..." Setsuna looked to Minako, then back to Haruka. "Nothing. Absolutly 
nothing."

"Nyow!"

"What the--Ack!" With that, a kittified version of Setsuna tackled the real 
Setsuna to the ground.

"WHERE THE HELL DO THEY KEEP COMING FROM!?" Ami roared.

"Maybe they're like bunnies--"

"MINAKO!!"

"TMI!!!"

"Sowwy."

"Get her offa me!" Setsuna grunted. Neko Setsuna giggled and chirped, "Nyow!" 
again.

"Hang on Setsuna-chan!" Minako cried, dashing to the fallen Senshi. Neko 
Setsuna hissed and grabbed Setsuna under her arm. The chibi gave one final 
"Nyow!" and leaped through the window, taking Setsuna with her.

"Oh no!" Rei cried.

"Oh no!" Ami cried.

"Oh no!" Haruka cried.

"Oh no!" Michiru cried.

"Oh no!" Minako cried.

"Oh no!" came the muffled cries of Hotaru and Chibi-usa.

Usagi flung herself through another window and jumped to her feet, a proud 
grin on her face, and shouted, "OH YEAH!!!"

Silence.

"Oops!" The odango-atama said weakly as she wobbled on her feet. "Forgot about 
the glass...and the blood..." THUMP!

::::::: TBC::::::