Disc: I no own, you no sue?! Deal! :: Ch-13- IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER!!! (aka: THE STORY'S ALMOST DONE!!!!) "Yay!" Squealed Usagi. With an insane giggle, she glomped Rei and thus, the miko and the odango-head began a much deserved snuggle. Ami giggled as well (albeit, with a tad bit more sanity than her blonde leader) and cuddled with her Makoto- chan. Michiru sighed in bliss and grabbed her partner, hucuddiling- a mix between hugging and cuddiling. Sadly, Minako had NO ONE to huggle, cuddle, and/or snuggle with! In fact, if it weren't for the fact that it is impossible to have a hetero-sexual relationship within the anime, the fandom might say that Minako (and another certain green haired woman who shall remain un-named) was the only straight Senshi. But we all know that it's impossible for a straight Sailor Senshi to exsist. "Oh Usagi-chan, I missed you so--hey, what's that noise?" Rei pondered. "Oh no," Ami groaned. "Please don't tell me that we'll have a repeat of chapter one!" "Were you got kidnapped?" Makoto blinked. "No no no. When Rei drove me insane--" There was a loud cough from Haruka that probably consisted of, "Blue-haired freak was already insane." The tomboy was then silenced by a harsh elbow-in-the-ribs by Michiru. "--When she kept building up the suspense about a person screaming in agony-say! We never did find out who was screaming did we?" There was yet another loud cough from Haruka that probably consisted of, "Some superheroes you guys are." Michiru silenced her partner with the same technique. "This sounded like," Rei gasped as fear lit her violet eyes. "A CAR ABOUT TO CRASH!!!!" As if on cue, headlights flared up in the window as a car began a loud honk. Rei grabbed Usagi and began an overused move-a Scary Movie 2 running montage. Time slowed as Rei held the blonde bridle style and began to jog in slow motion. A pause. "Why are they running so slow?" Minako asked her fellow Senshi. The sight of Rei running about two centimeters an hour was slightly boring. "You'll get run over if you don't hurry up." Makoto said dryly. "Oh. My bad." With that, time returned to normal and they dashed away from the window, just as the car crashed through the window. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" screamed a raven-haired woman in the passenger seat, even though the car wasn't moving anymore. "Kagome-san." Proded a familiar woman in the driver's seat. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" "Kagome-san." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" "KAGOME-SAN!!!! WE'VE STOPPED!!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa--huh?" "We're not moving anymore Kagome-san." "We aren't?" "No." "Ah. I see. In that case--" The teen, now known as Kagome, leaped from the busted up car and began to kiss to ground. "LAND!!! BEAUTIFUL LAND!!!" "Oh come on," Setsuna griped as she hopped down from the car with more grace than her raven haired friend. "My driving isn't THAT bad. We didn't even get a ticket!" "That's because you ran away from the cops when they were chasing us!" Kagome growled. "Well what would you do if your driver's license was about 300 years expired!" Setsuna humphed. "I don't even have a driver's license you stupid--hello..." Kagome's angry remark trailed off as she noticed Minako. If you read the last chapter, you would know that Kagome is a huge lesbian playa. It's true! You see it in the anime! I SWEAR!!! Ahem. Anyway, Kagome cleared her throat and began to purr in a convincing British accent, "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks! It is the East! And fair Blondie is the sun!" Usagi sniffled and wiped a few tears. "Beautiful!" she whispered. (Get it? It's a pun off of her final attack? The enemys all scream Beautiful when they die!? Get it?! GET IT!? Okay, I'll shut up now.) The tearful, romantic scene was interupted as Chibi-usa and her best friend Hotaru crashed through the second window. "Oh HELL no!" The pink haired lass snarled. "You did NOT just say that!!" "That's the biggest damn spoof in the whole fucking crack-fic... fiction!" Hotaru agreed. "So what!?" Kagome huffed. "I can spout Shakspeare crap when damn well feel like it thank you very much!" "Excuse me, ladies? Hate to break up this lovely and highly educating conversation," Ami began in a sweet voice before screaming," BUT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?" Kagome cleared her throat yet again and responded, "Name's Higurashi; Kagome Higurashi, Private Investigator." "Whoa, you are?" Minako gasped in awe. "No." Kagome said, accidentally dashing Minako's hopes of having a whirlwind romance with a sexy dectective. "I'm actually, in the words of my friend Inuyasha--" At this, Minako gasped overdramatically and then squealed. "You mean you're THE Kagome Higurashi from the show Inuyasha!?" Minako giggled with delight. "Uh--yeah..." Kagome answered slowly, backing away an inch at a time from the unstable blonde. Minako giggled, then stopped. "Wait, I thought you were in love with Inuyasha? That would mean you were, well, you know...straight..." "I was." Kagome moaned with a sad frown. "But you see, he was lamenting over his dead ex-girlfriend--" ::::: Elswhere...::::: Tifa Lockheart blinked and looked around while Cloud Srife began to wail something about, "My poor Aerith!" and "Oh cruel creators of Final Fantsy Seven! Why couldn't you have waited until the third disk at least!?" "Huh. Deja vu..." the barmaid with generous assets murmured, slightly creeped out... ::::: Back with the Senshi ::::: "Kikyo right?" "Yes. But they do make a good couple y'know?" "Too true!" "Anyway," Kagome continued with a shake of her head. " I was in love with him right? Well, I decided- 'To hell with men! Women make better matches anyway.' But you see, I was sorta pre converted--" "WHAT!?" The Senshi-except for Rei for some reason-gasped. Rei coughed silently and began to shuffle away, knowing the direction Kagome's story was heading. "By who?!" Makoto asked. "Rei of course!" Kagome answered with a large grin. The world come to a stop with a large crash. The Senshi, mouths agape, turned to face the very uncomfortable Rei. The firey miko had the grace to bow her head and look guilty. "Wh-wh-wh-what!?" Usagi stuttered, amazed to know that her raven haired girlfriend had had...relations...with someone else. If it were a guy, even sweet Yuichiro-kun-because she thought that they were cute, even though jealousy ate at her brain- she might have been a bit less shell-shocked. But it was with another woman. From a different anime!!! "How the hell--!? What the hell--!? When the--!?" Haruka sputtered, at a loss for words. Even Chibi-Usa and Hotaru, who were used to the weirdness t hat was the fan-fiction, were amazed by it. "You'd think a show that hinted at shojou ai couples, had girls with magical powers, and even had children falling out of the sky couldn't possibly bring new surprises..." Hotaru murmured. "Let me tell you," Kagome sighed happily as she draped a perfectly platonic hand on Rei's shoulder, "This chick is a one hell of a spitfire in bed! Even if we were wasted." Silence. "Rei." Usagi asked in a deadly calm voice. "When exactly did this happen." "About a week before we meet." Rei answered quietly. Kagome laughed and removed her hand from Rei's shoulder, much to the relief of the Fire Senshi. "And man," the miko of the future grinned. "That was the best five hours of my life. She just kept going! Like that freaky bunny!" As if on cue, the Enegizer bunny slowly panned across the screen, banging its drum. "You see," Rei began nervously, "It was a normal summer day when she came to the shrine, looking for a lucky charm. I just happened to be in a tube top and some Daisy Dukes, eating a strawberry freezy-pop, lighting some insence candles, had my futon just laying there, some of Granpa's wine bottles were sittin there too, and, to top it all off, Berry White was playing on the radio." There was a chorus of gasps. "Well...one thing led to another." the black-haired-bon-bon-of-justice muttered with a blush. "What?" Setsuna, who was unexperienced in sexual i nnuendo as those things were beneath a goddess of time asked. "Hot miko love, that's what!" Kagome declared with a fox-like grin. "Not helping." Rei sneered dryly. "So, this happened before we met?" Usagi questioned with a frown. Rei grasped her hands and said sincerly, "Of course, my sweet flower. My foolish act of passion and wine;t'was before I gazed at thine pools of sapphire, before I gazed at thine hair of spun sunshine, before I gazed at thine clumziness." "Oh, almost had her." Haruka whispered to Makoto. "Oh God," Chibi-usa grumbled rolling her eyes. "More Shakspeare crap. Where the hell did Arashi-kun get this slop from?" "I think it's lovely..." Hotaru sighed. Chibi-usa blinked and grabbed a book of Shakespearean poetry from the nearby bookshelf, intending to study the romantic lyrics. "Hey now!" the seemingly forgotten Pimpette Setsuna cried out. "This shit is fucked up man! I barely got a part in this fuckin chapter!!" ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: TBC:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;