Copyright: See previous chapter since it would be exactly the same. Comments: Something I forgot to put, since this is based on AoSTH there would be differences compared to the original source like Tails was brown compared to orange/yellow in the games. Now onto part 2 of the 1st episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adventures of Usagi Tsukino (AoUTK) - Episode 101 - Pilot - Super Special Serena Search and Smash Squad In the downtown streets of Tokyo, the two heroines are walking down very slowly as they just defeated the bounty hunters in the shopping centre and they suddenly stopped as they saw something that perked their interest. An ice cream palour with a massive ice cream cone at the top came towards their view, while the duo were licking their lips. The blonde hair girl excitedly spoke, "That's my kind of treat!" Usagi and her blue haired pal walked towards the ice cream palour and approached the vendor, banging her hand on the bell. "Two ice cream cones and make it on the double", grunted Usagi while holding two fingers like a peace sign. The duo were looking inside the ice cream palour which inside was a blonde short man wearing a white coat, quickly they looked at each other thinking whether it is a trap or not. The blonde hair girl annoying spoke, "I shall punish you!" Inside the palour, the ice cream vendor was scooping some vanilla ice cream and smiled knowing that his targets are here. The vendor took off his disguise revealing to the girls that he was Jadeite which he jumped on the desk and pointed at the heroic duo. "You munched your last ice cream cone last week, Sailor Senshi!", shouted the blonde hair man. Since the ice cream palour was on street instead of being built, Jadeite laughed like a maniac as he pressed the red button on the back of the stand which two hands came out from the side of the palour, the two schoolgirls just looked staring at the handy stand. Jadeite bellowed out, "I was polite and understanding to you girls, but you two took this way too far." Inside the ice cream palour, the last lankey got out from his coat pocket a black detective hat and a picture of Queen Beryl, the repulsive dictator. "In the name of our sour Queen Beryl, I have declared hunting to Sailor Senshis", grinned Jadeite while kissing a photo of his leader. The blond short haired man then pressed a button to move the left metalic hand forward towards the two schoolgirls. Quickly he had pressed another button to make the hand into a fist which slammed towards the street which luckily avoided the heroic duo since they had moved. Jadeite then pressed various buttons so the two hands are smashing the tarmac like a fly swatter squishing a fly. Knowing that they were in danger, Ami pulled her friend's arm which then she responded with her eyes winking. Then they ran down the street running away from the ice cream palour trap as the last lankey was going nuts by pressing every button, smashing road signs, post boxes and even a vending machine. Jadeite madily spoke, "This is good, soon them teenagers will be mine!" The ice cream palour was getting more handy as the hands were getting closer towards the heroines, the left hand was catching Usagi while the right hand was catching Ami. However unpredictably, the blonde hair girl and her blue haired pal stopped in the middle of the street together waiting for the metal hands to grab them. Jadeite then pressed a button for both hands to catch the heroic duo which lowered towards them, quickly the girls ducked which ended up with the mechincal hands trapped between each other. This had caused the ice cream palour to be off balance and the blond hair lankey to fall down landing on a self destruct button that blew up the ice cream palour leaving Jadeite on his own. Usagi and Ami both laughed as ice cream was falling on top of the evil henchman. The blonde hair girl asked while her stomach was making a sound, "Ami, can we get some more ice cream since I'm starving?" "Sure, best buddy", replied her blue haired pal. Meanwhile near a Tokyo Highway bridge, the two henchman of the SSSerenaSS Squad were trying to plan their trap of capturing the Sailor Senshis. Nephrite who was 2nd in command next to Queen Beryl, was drawing a plan on a piece of paper. The brown haired henchman whispered while pointing at a well drawn sketch, "This is what you do..." Nephrite was showning his partner Kunzite the plan which has drawings of the villainous duo and Usagi. "First you get Serena to go under the bridge which then you grab the net and catch her outside the tunnel so she can't come out", plotted the leader while pointing at the pictures, one which has the blonde haired heroine crying and the henchmen laughing. Kunzite grunted, "Why do I have to do it, it is your plan so you should do it?" "Cos if you don't, then the queen would blame you", replied Nephrite. His grey haired comrade shouted, "Oh yeah, she would blame you!" Disappointedly Kunzite goes off with the net towards the other side of the bridge, ready to trap his foe. Nephrite was at the start of the bridge waiting for the heroic duo to walk so he grabbed his mobile cell phone and dialled for the nearest pay phone which was a few metres from the ice cream palour crash. Back at Azabu, Usagi and Ami were heading towards the direction of their high school when the local pay phone was ringing, so the blonde hair heroine picked it up. Usagi asked, "Hello, who is this?" "This is err... Naru Osaka and I'm trapped on the Tokyo Highway Bridge, help me!", badly voiced Nephrite while trying to hold his nose at the other end. The teenager put the phone down so she and Ami started running towards the bridge. A few minutes later, they had arrived near the bridge looking for their pal or so they think. The brown hair henchman shouted in a fake voice, "I'm at the other side of the bridge, come quickly!" So the heroic duo starting running towards the bridge which while they were running, Nephrite stood at the entrance after they left. The blonde hair teenager was nearly to the end of the bridge which Kunzite was ready to trap the first victim for the very first time. The grey haired lankey instead ran at the other side for Nephrite to catch them so now the brown haired goon was at the end with the net which he tried to swipe down but it was stuck since Usagi was holding it. "Here, let me help you", sarcastically suggested the blonde heroine. So Sailor Moon let go of the net and ran off with Ami as Kunzite was marching which then the net landed on Nephrite's partner in crime. Kunzite yelled, "Next time Nephwrong, I would come up with the plan!" On an empty street in Azabu, the leader and his partner in crime were on a corner wall so they can see their enemy which Nephrite got from his coat pocket an inflatable ringmaster that resembled Usagi's dream love. Kunzite inflated the inflatable and place it on a wall. Predictably the blonde haired teenager ran towards the inflatable lover which she would give a kiss to her dream love. The inflatable pushed the blonde heroine into an open manhole down the sewer, luckily she had grabbed onto the metal ladder. "We got her and it was only five hours since we were hired", joyfully shouted the SSSerenaSS Squad. The henchmen of Queen Beryl started to dance since they defeated their foe, however back in the sewer Usagi was rubbing her head. The teenager sighed, "Something strange is going on around here but them who try to stop me don't know about my tiara." While Nephrite and Kunzite are playing Janken, a tiara was flying from the air and landed on the brown haired goon knocking him out which Usagi sneaked out of the sewer and tried her disguise pen to change into a fashion designer. Nephrite got up and his grey haired partner rubbed his head which in front of them a fashion designer came out. The designer pulled her disguise to the audience showing that it was the heroine in costume. "Oh my, you two really need a new look pronto", suggested the fashion designer. So she went towards Ami who was also disguised as a fashion consultant to grab some clothes for the lankeys, the fashion designers put Nephrite and Kunzite as Italian gangsters. The grey haired man complimented, "Thanks, this really looks good on me!" The designer then went towards the SSSerenaSS Squad and got her camera out. "Can you two move over to the street so I can take a photo of you great looking models for MafLook?", asked the disguised girl. Nephrite and Kunzite walked towards the street and fell down the sewer which the fashion designer changed back into Usagi and got her tiara back. A few hours later, the two lankeys for Queen Beryl were standing on another street waiting for the heroic duo to come which they were walking very slowly. "Here they come", grunted the grey haired man. Nephrite spoke, "Queen Beryl hired me because I'm persistant, she hired you too stupid to quit." "That's an insult Notrite", replied his partner in crime. Kunzite got the extendable net and missed while getting the blonde hair heroine however he tried again capturing the blue haired girl. The henchman then brought the net closer towards his leader. Ami yelped, "Usagi, help!" This has grabbed Usagi's attention and ran towards the Super Special Serena Search and Squad who was now holding her blue haired pal ransom. Kunzite yelled, "We got Sailor Mercury, give yourself up or she will be gone for good!" The blue haired girl looked like that she was in pain which the strangely off model pal of hers was thinking by holding her chin up. "Okay I give myself up, it is not worth seeing my pal in danger because of me", cryly replied the blonde hair girl. A quick scene changed revealed that Nephrite and Kunzite put Usagi in a locked cell and Ami in the stocks that are waterproof. The grey haired goon got his mobile cell phone out and dialled their leader. The goon spoke, "We got Sailor Moon and also her pal." "I'm glad I finally did something right for a change, I'll be on my way", cheerfully replied Queen Beryl. As soon as the henchmen were rubbing their hands in victory, Jadeite marched right towards them and got two straight jackets so they cannot move. The blue coat man shouted, "I am not letting you two get Serena, now I will be leader of the Super Special Serena Search and Smash Squad!" In the cell the blonde haired heroine had noticed something missing, her tiara was on the floor past the reaching limit of her. "Can you help me get my triangle on the ground, I will help you lock them goons?", suggested Usagi. Very stupidly, Jadeite picked up the tiara on the pavement sidewalk and gave it back to the rightful owner which she were hacksawing her way using her royality item. In a few moments, the prisoner was free from her cell and helped her pal become free from the stocks which they both escaped. Ami thanked her pal while running away from the cell, "Thanks Usagi but we should be out of here cause we are in trouble!" Suddenly a black haired woman was heading towards pick up point and noticed a piece of paper on the ground where the cell was. The piece of paper read, "Dear Queen Beryl, we have escaped. If you want results, don't bother cause all of us Sailor Senshis will beat you. Signed Sailor Moon." The evil queen growled at the two henchmen and the last lankey over the letter from her villain. Nephrite and Kunzite replied in unison, "We quit!" The flashback has now ended which takes back to the moment where the henchmen had tied up Usagi and Ami near the Welcome to Tokyo sign. "That's how all of us met", sighed the blonde haired beauty. The short brown hair henchman growled and muttered inaudiable growls since he did not catch the girls. Nephrite bellowed, "I hate that story and you, not only you two got away but I had to be jobless for a month!" While Kunzite was preparing an acid dip, the two girls snapped the rope and broke free. "Thanks for the story", Usagi joyfully spoke. The two girls then ran towards the city of Tokyo back to their homes and lives while the grey haired goon was scratching his head. Sailor Moon Says The sign for the Sonic Says type segment suddenly appeared which the blonde hair girl spell Says as Sez while Ami had to correct the spelling. On a plain field, Nephrite, Jadeite and Kunzite were going around Usagi and her blue haired pal ready to catch their enemies. Ami yelped, "We're surrounded Usagi, call the emergency number!" The heroic duo got out of the way as the three henchmen tripped over each other. "The emergency number is only handy if you are in trouble like a fire, a robbery or if somebody's hurt", pointed the blonde hair heroine. The extremely off model schoolgirl then goes towards a possible audience and flips her hands over showing forgiveness. Usagi yells to the audience, "The emergency number like 911, 119 or 999 should only be used for emergencies, one person's joke could be another person's life threatening disaster!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Note: The first episode is done (finally) with more regrets than anything. The next episode is when Usagi goes underground and mets a miserable elderly person. PM if you want another episode parody (yes, even fictional ones providing that they haven't done by someone else) for ideas. Since people sometimes like a couple support, there is Sonagi and Tami (Not Amy Rose, the other Ami which is in this parody) but personally these won't go far.