Oh how your mom is so inbred (She's so inbred)
Last night I caught your mother
with your brother in her bed (With you brother in bed)
Five arms ten legs and four toes (The bitch has got four toes)
But when you fuck your family I guess
That's just the way it goes
(When you fuck your family I guess
that's just the way it goes)
But don't worry
Your mom is not the only one (She's not the only one)
Because just the other night
I caught your dad taking your
Brother's temperature with his tongue
When you go to his house
Don't kneel or squat (Don't kneel or squat)
Before you know it his dad will tie
Your dick in a knot with his tongue
TRANSVESTITE
My mom is not a woman anymore,
She dresses like a man
She's not as feminine as she
Used to be before.
Now she is so damned masculine.
I open my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Every time she leaves through that door
My mom's not quite the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor
My mom's a transvestite
I WON'T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
Outside the carollers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers
And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed the baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter
It's Christmas time, again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, All year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone
Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
WRECKED HIM
With all those words you bring
Why do you say what you don't mean?
To those people who don't care about one thing that you might need
And you just don't know
Your actions always shine the most
To those people who don't care if you end up alone
You need some time to sew
All those bridges that you burned
'Cause there's nothing left to bring
To someone who just won't learn
Have you made up your mind?
How have you known what you decide
To those people who just think that you are telling lies
So I give up
I made it clear as it can be
To those people who don't care about one thing that you might need
You need some time to sew
All those bridges that you burned
'Cause there's nothing left to bring
To someone who just won't learn
Oh, you need some time to sew
All those bridges that you burned
'Cause there's nothing left to bring
To someone who just won't learn
ZULU
I'm feeling what I want to feel
I'm saying what I've said all along
Because I know the things that are important to me
Because life is too short to be long
And those thoughts
That I've kept inside
With those words
That I could not hide
Before those times that always remind me
That all I ever did was try
So change your tune one step to make a stand
I want to speak my mind start my own African tribe
Now run into the deepest pile of shit
Cause that's where I'm going to blend in....go!
Those choices that I've never made
With those decisions that once cut me a break
Cause after all what's left in the end
There's something that they just can't take
So take a bow
Well you're not that great
Go pat your back
Go off and masturbate
Cause one thing that you know for sure
Your hand is not a lonesome date
DANCING WITH MYSELF
On the floors of Tokyo
A-down in London town's a go go
A-with the record selection,
And the mirror's reflection,
I'm a dancin' with myself
A-when there's no one else in sight,
A-in crowded lonely night
Well, I wait so long for my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself
Oh oh. Dancing with a-myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Dancing a-with myself, oh, oh, oh, oh.
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancin' with myself.
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask one to dance
And I'll be dancin' with myself
Oh oh. Dancing a-with myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
Dancing a-with myself,
Well if I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancin' with myself.
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask one to dance
And I'll be dancin' with myself
Oh oh. Dancing a-with myself,
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
If I had the chance I'd ask one to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask one to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask one to daaaaaaaaaaaaaance
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh.
Oh, oh, oh Dancin' with myself.
Oh, oh, dancin' with myself, oh, oh,
And I Sweat, sweat, Sweat...
Wow, hey you look great tonight
That's obcain, I never that sort of position before
Do you wanna dance
FAMILY REUNION
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
I fucked your mom
And I wanna suck my dad
And my mamma too
Oh, is this thing on
DEAD MAN'S CURVE
I was cruising in my stingray late one night,
When a XKE pulled up on the right
He rolled downed the window of his shiny new Jag,
And challenged me then and there to a drag
I said "Youīre on buddy- my millīs running fine",
Lets come off the line now at sunset and vine
But Iīll go you one better if you've got the nerve,
Letīs race all the way to Dead mans curve
Dead manīs curve
Dead manīs curve
Dead manīs curve
Wonīt come back from Dead mans curve
The street was deserted late Friday night,
We were buggin each other while we sat out the light
We both popped the clutch when the light turn green
You shoulda heard the whine from my screamin machine
I flew past La Brea, Schwabīs and Crescent Heights
And all the Jag could see were my six taillight
He passed me Doheny then I started to swerve
But I pulled her out and there we were - at Dead manīs Curve
Well, the last thing I remember Doc
I started to swerve
I then I saw the Jag slide in to the curve
I know never forget that horrible sight
I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right
Wonīt come back from Dead manīs curve
Chorus
Dead manīs curve
Dead manīs curve
Dead manīs curve
Wonīt come back from Dead mans curve!
