The marathon in Africa … I'm halfway out and barely chugging. Mountain coming! Liquid needed! What's around? Water's bitter! Beer's flat! Gator, Blah Blah! … Fading fast. Then a vision – sweet Joanna! – tempting me with pale gold nectar … lemon is it? By golly! Lemonade? No, Lemon Aid! … Power added! Asphalt churning … Cruising home to victory! Hail Joanna! Filched the nectar (shameless hustler!) – In the market – Newman's Own!© - Paul Newman