Honkey The Funky Walrus

WANRING!: Not only is the warning misspelled but we have to give you notice that this stuff can give you brain damage! Enjoy Q. How was Sonny Bono's body found?
A. Sonny side up!

Bumper Sticker: "Plant a tree - Kill a Kennedy"

There was a great loss recently in the entertainment world. Larry LaPrise, the Detroit native who wrote the song Hokey Pokey, died last week aged 83.
The most traumatic part for the family was getting him into the casket.
They put his left leg in ..... things just went downhill from there.

Q. What's small, brown and spits?
A. A baby in a frying pan