this section is dedicated to those niggling questions you've always been to shy to ask a real person but now can relieve the pressure from your shoulders and "ASK BLUE WOMBLE!"
She's here every day just to reply to your fantastical problems and "help" you in any way she can while trying to remain as nonsensical and stupid as possible
all you have to do to get your questions answered here is mail them to bluewomble@hotmail.com
and the choice select ones will be featured here for ALL to read..thanking you for your time, patience, cheques and monotony
Miss Blue Womble,
I have a small, embarrassing problem. I'm...I'm..Well....I'm obsessed with the colour blue. Everything i use, eat or look at HAS to be blue. Is there something wrong with me? Do I need to get a psychiatric evaluation? Will I ever be able to enjoy the thrill of eating anything other than my blue broccoli, blue sarsparilla and my blue gumboots? Help me please I think I'm going insane!!!
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Blue GoatMan
blue goatman,
well it seems to me that yes you are a bit of a psychopath but only minorly because you've chosen the best color in the world to become so emotionally attached to!!! but i think i'm jus a lil biased... ok for starters you asked more than one question so that makes your whole letter null and void..and sescondly DON'T BOTHER ME with your piddly little problems..i have far better things to do than answer such pathetic questions such as this.. like inventing the first ever blue yoghurt line...
thank-you so much for your question and i hope you'll grace this page with more eccentric rantings in the future
NEXT!
I HATE THE COLOUR BLUE!!!
Anon
anon
well you jus suck then don't you and i see you don't even have the blue balls enuff to give out your name so :oP~
blue womble
