~*~ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY~*~

This page is made for all the anti-valentide's out there. You should be proud of yourself,
because Valentine's Day is a big waste of money and you are helping to not support those damn card companies

Why Valentine's Day Sucks!

• Too comercialized
• Just a holiday made up for card shops to make money
• Cupid rhymes with Stupid (just think about it!!)
• Don't ya think, if someone really loved you, they'd proclaim it on more than just this day??
• It guilts you into sending gifts to your friends
• it's mascot is a fat little creature wearing a loin cloth for god sake!!
• All the money spent on useless flowers that will die in 3 days could have been given to the poor
• It discriminates against those who don't have a
• The man who created it died a horrible death (how is that happy??)
• How do teddy bears, candy and roses really say "I Love you"???
• chocolates and candy make you fat!
• random gifts throughout the year are better than the expected one on February 14

• Call your mom and dad 1-519.....
• Take one for the team
• Go to the movies by yourself. Then if you cry, no one can see :)
• Sit in your room with the lights out, eating peanut butter with your hands and drinking a beer, while Radiohead plays softly in the background and staring at your computer waiting for ICQ to flash, and thinking "Why doesn't anyone love me?"
• Take out cupid with a shot gun
• Go bowling
• Get a hooker...make yourself feel loved...
• Buy yourself some chocolates and label them "to me, love me"
• Send everyone you know cards, just because you aren't loved, doesn't mean that your friends can't be!