
Ted and his friend Billie
TED
Name: Ted Pyro Narfwinkle
Age: 25
Nickname(s): Narfy, Teddy, Flame
Height: 8”
Shoe size: 2
Hair color: bright red
Eye color: orange
Location of birth: Norfin Land
Past hometowns: Manchester and London England, Sydney Australia
Current location: London Ontario
Where would you like to live?: London England
How many times have you moved house?: 9
Past schools attended: none
Present School: JPII
Grade: 9
Do you have to wear uniforms?: supposed to, but doesn’t!
FAVORITE THINGS
Fave movie(s): SLC Punk, Romper Stomper, Requiem For A Dream
Fave SCARY MOVIE?: Spice World
Fave actor: Paul Frank
Fave Actress: Winona Ryder
Fave book: Lord of The Rings
Fave band(s): Anti-Flag
Fave song(s): The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine (Simon and Garfunkle)
Fave Album(s): Coming Home (Ramones)
Fave Radio Station: FM 96
Fave food(s): Tofu Dogs
Fave person/people: Benjatroll
RANDOM QUESTIONS
What has been the best thing that has happened over the past few months?: he got a makeover
What has been the worst thing that has happened over the past few months?: he went on a trip and got lost for a really long time!
What has been the weirdest thing that has happened over the past few months?: he was a key player in the Gnome Cult
Do you have inside jokes?: yes!
If so, give us an example: frawg!
Are you sick-minded?: yes
How much so?: this (----------------------------------------------------------) much! :)
Do you hear strange noises in the night?: yes
Do you see things?: yes
Are you psychic?: no
Do you give hugs?: can he bend his arms?!?!
Do you take walks in the rain?: no his hair might melt!
What color is your floor/carpet in your room?: brown
What was the last CD you bought?: Simon and Garfunkle’s Greatest Hits
If you chew gum, what kind?: Hubba Bubba
Do you use chapstick?: all the time...he swears by it!
How do you plan on spending next summer?: touring England with Benjatroll
Biggest Fear: Britney Spears
YOUR FRIENDS:
Do you like someone right now from the opposite sex?: yes Benjatroll...but we aren’t so sure that Benjatroll is of the opposite sex
Do they know?: I’m not sure!
Do you have a best friend?: Benjatroll!!!
Who do you email most?: Benjatroll
Who's the loudest?: Rachel
Who's the shyest?: Joey
Who are you jealous of?: Benjatroll
Who has the best room: Rachel
Who do you trust the most: Benjatroll, and Rachel, and Joey
Who do you tell all your secrets to: Rachel