~*~POINTLESS STUFF~*~

This page is probably the most pointless one on my entire site...this one is for me to tell all of my likes...the things that make me smile...and my dislikes...the things that make me mad...or just post stupid stuff that I find on the net that I think is funny...it has no theme, it's the whatever page...

MY LIKES

The things that make me smile are...
my friends, chicken, birthday cards, frogs, safety pins, the colors pink and lime green, dawsons creek, the sun, rainbows, black eye liner, guys with piercings, long trips, my best friends, goofy jokes, bright colored bracelets, the mall, muffins, rice, silver jewelery, plastic jewelery, camping, fresh baked cookies, the BOBS, nicknames, inside jokes, bananas, mud puddles, spring weather, getting a letter in the mail, birds chirping, new clothes, making new clothes, going to valu village, getting used clothes to alter, buying material, my frogs croaking...the sound rules!!, phone calls, seeing my friends happy, baby ducks, music, rainbow cinema, happy people, scaring a stranger, people saying I'm weird, pink hair dye, black hair dye, new shoes, guys with mushroom cuts, making new friends, COR, oragami, bright lights, bands, kids, parties, hoodies, plaid, birthdays (mine and my friends), the 80's, Nirvana, buying a new CD, candy, peanut butter, hugs, kisses, reece's pieces, magic carpets, unicorns, fun hair do's, the smell of coffee, scissors, journals, good charlotte music videos (even though I'm no longer vary partial to their music), colorful pens, paper, pictures, surprises, visits, anything pink, fuzzy stuff, pajamas, polka dots, stickers, cats purring, candles, matches, fire, dogs, cheering people up, nursery rhymes, seeing bands live, outdoor concerts, piano music, bands who play the piano (ie Something Corporate, Evanescence etc), sheet music, pet stores, stars, things that glow in the dark, summer nights, people who make fun of Britney Spears, orange juice, SUBWAY


DISLIKES

The things that make me cringe are...
Britney Spears, fake people, death, people who are rude for no reason, guys that hit girls, smelly people on the bus, people who are grouchy ALL the time, major hipocrites, people who think they are better than everyone else


SIGNS YOU GREW UP IN THE 80'S
along with some comments from moi

* You ever ended your sentence with "psych" i sure did!
* You solved the Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers I’ll never forget the day my dad realized I did that
* You watched the pound puppies I believe I also had a collection of them...
* You can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" now this is a story all about how...
* You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish you mean it wasn’t stylish??
* You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own I have the movie...
* You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls did I ever!!
* You know that 'Whoa' comes from Blossom Joey to be exact...don’t we all remember our crushes on him??
* Three words: M.C. Hammer
* You thought it would be great to have a friend named "boner"
* You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales"
* If you played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long! christmas christmas time is near...
* Remember reading Kool-Aid man comics
* You ever watched Fraggle Rock down in Fraggle Rock
* You had plastic streamers on the handle bars of your bike one for every color of the rainbow!!
* You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons yea man whatever happened to that
* You wore a pony tail to the side of your head FOR SURE!
* You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen twice
* You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school
* You made your mom buy you one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side I had like 4
* You had a Kirk Cameron poster on your bedroom wall
* You played the game "Mash" with friends at school I’m going to marry JTT, I’m going to wear a pink wedding dress, we’ll have 4 kids, live in a shed, and I’m going to drive a bus
* You wore a Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it you bet!
* L.A. GEAR I had 2 pairs
* Your mother wouldn't let you have garbage pail kids I cried because of it
* You wanted to change your name to Jem in Kindergarten
* You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books I still own them
* You know the profound meaning of "Wax on,Wax off"
* You wanted to be a Goonie Sean Astin RULES!
* You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing I still do...
* You wanted to be on StarSearch
* You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off
* You took Lunch pales to school I had a new one EVERY year...with a matching thermos
* You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf
* You remember the craze, and then banning of slap bracelets I kept mine...I have like 9 of them
* You still get the urge to use "NOT" at the end of every statement you make No I don’t...NOT!
* You remember Hypercolor T-shirts YEA MAN...they should make those again
* Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band
* You loved Howard the duck
* You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up
* You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged "friendship bracelets" I still give them out
* You ever owned a pair of Jelly Shoes
* After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you couldn't stop saying "I know you are but what am I?"
* You remember "I've fallen...and I can't get up!"
* You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates THUNDER ALLEY!
* You ever got seriously injured on a slip and slide
* You can name all the members of the "Brat Pack"
* You know not to mix poprocks and soda It killed Mikey the LIFE cereal kid ya know!!
* You have played with a 'skip-it' I had a pink one and a blue one
* You had or went to a birthday party at McDonald's many times
* You learned oldies songs by watching Alvin and the Chipmunks
* You had a Glow Worm or watched the cartoons check for both
* You remember dancing along with the Bangles in "Walk Like An Egyptian"
* If you remember Heathcliff the orange cat
* You saw the California Raisins Christmas claymation special I watched it many times
* You've gone through this list occasionally saying "That wasn't from the 80's" I did...
* You remember Popples I had some of them too!!
* DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a sweater that said that
* You wore socks over tights with high-top Reeboks haha FOR SURE!!!
* You wore like 8 pairs of socks at once, scrunched down yup I did!
* MISS MARY MACK MACK MACK ALL DRESSED IN BLACK BLACK BLACK.....WITH SILVER BUTTONS BUTTONS BUTTONS ALL DOWN HER BACK BACK BACK...
* You remember boom boxes instead of CD players I still have mine in my dad’s shed
* You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies
* You remember the Transformers Robots in disguise
* You knew what it meant to say: "Care bear stare!!" and you had a favorite Funshine!!!
* You remember Rainbow Bright and MY Little Pony Tales Clippity Clappity Cali Calou the best part of friendship is you...
* You remember watching TV thinking Doogie Howser was hot! what?? he was...
* You remember Alf, the little furry brown alien from Melmac I had the doll...
* You remember the large amounts of hairspray used yup!
* You remember those very stylish headbands I had one in every color...
* You remember Vicky the Robot
* You remember Eve Garland from Out of this World and how she could stop time by pressing the tips of her index fingers together and talking to her dad through a glowing cube in her bedroom I remember trying to do that myself...
* You remember the beggining of New Kids on the Block
* You remember watching The Cosby show
* You remember Mr.Belvadere
* You remember Michael J. Fox in Family Ties and Back to the Future
* You know all the names of the gang from "Saved by the Bell" Zack, Screech, Kelly, Slater, Lisa, Jessie...
* Your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck in the banister
* You relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the "Footloose" soundtrack
* You think the Two Coreys are "totally awesome"
* You're still bitter that Wham! broke up
* Punky Brewster is your hero
* You type all of your term papers on a Commodore 64
* You still resent your parents for not installing a dumbwaiter in your house like Webster's
* the only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man ATARI!!
* You're building your own Clockwork Smurf
* A-Ha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite video
* You wonder why more people don't wear high heels, Jordache jeans, and lacy ankle socks that was a great fashion statement...NOT!!
* You call all motorcycle cops "Ponch"
* every time you go to the beach you look for Snorks
* you're still upset Madonna and Sean broke up Who isnt?!?!
* you know who Stinky Sullivan is
* you work out with "Get in Shape Girl"
* you want to be Molly Ringwald when you grow up still do...lol...
* you enjoy dancing on the ceiling and wearing your sunglasses at night
* you know who Loverboy is come here loverboy...
* you think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion with Jennifer Love Hewitt and all!!
* you think of Janet Jackson as "that girl who used to date Willis"
* you can sing the theme song to Small Wonder
* every time you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell "Fame!"
* you still use your Snoopy Sno-Cone machine
* you know it's not "comma, comma, comma" it's karma
* you stay up nights wondering what Bastian's mother's name was in "The Neverending Story" yea can anyone tell me what her name is??
* you have nightmares about the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak GACK!
* you know that girls just wanna have fuh-un
* you can name all The Wuzzles
* you harbor a secret dream of being slimed by Alistair
* you can do the Safety Dance
* in your spare time you are writing "The Breakfast Club 2"
* you like to "connect the dots, la la la la!"
* someone metions Jennifer Beals and you don't say "Who?"
* your prized possesion is a collection of "Return of the Jedi" Shrinky Dinks I only had YODA but still....
* you get depressed thinking about Anthony Michael Hall's career
* you drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to
* you consider Jo vs. Blair the major philosophical conflict of the 20th century
* you have a duck phone and ride around your house on a little train my cousin and I used to get the laundry in the little train
* you want to be one of the Solid Gold Dancers Who didnt??
* you still watch things on Beta
* you know that "Weird Science" was a movie before a tv show
* your favorite proverb is "some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on"
* you always waited for the Sweet Pickles Bus to visit your house
* your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos I LOVE THAT GAME!!
* you saw the New Kids on the Block when they were Tiffany's opening act
* you liked Tom Hanks better when he was a crossdresser Those were the days...
* you know which Hollywood Square Jm J Bullock was in
* you practice getting in and out of your car through the windows
* you have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts
* you're still wondering who really was the boss
* you know what the "P" in "Alex P. Keaton" stands for
* you keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take the physical challenge
* you organize weekend tournaments of TV tag I play it with the kids in my program...
* you still drink New Coke
* you never go out for a night on the town without frosted blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs it’s all the rage...
* you can name all of the Thundercats
* you got a hankerin' for a hunk of cheese
* your musical inspiration is Sonny Mann
* sometimes you just want to shout, shout, let it all out these are the things I can do withouth...
* you're planning a dream vacation to Mepos
* you use your Speak and Spell to phone home ET!!
* you know the original members of Menudo haha Ricky Martin...
* sometimes out of the blue you just got to shake your love
* when your stuck in traffic and you tell your car to engage Turbo Boost and are surprised when it doesn't talk back
* you remember when Vanessa sang Kareoke to "Locomotion"
* you know that Mr. Steele functions best in an advisory capacity.
* people are constantly gagging you with spoons
* you still use your hair crimper before going out on a hot date I certainly do lol
* you hatch plots to break Murdock out of VA hospital
* you have "We Are the World" on 45
* you're still sending death threats to Mr. Rubik
* you can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you
* you watch NYPD Blue thinking, "Well, they're no Crockett and Tubbs,that's for sure"
* You relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the "Footloose" soundtrack I’ve been workin so hard...I punch in my card
* You remember that Metal Mickey's favourite sweets were 'Atomic Thunderbusters'.
* You still watch things on Betamax tapes.
* You can do the 'Blockbusters' hand-jive.
* You know that Mr. Steele functions best in an advisory capacity.
* You can imitate a Trimphone.
* You know what a Trimphone is, or you still own one! I want the green and grey one!
* You own and still wear a pair of deely-boppers. I wish...
* You still cry at E.T. all 58 times...
* You know all the words to "We all stand together".
* You own a C5.
* You still wear velvet suits and frilly shirts. who doesn’t??
* Your watch alarm still plays the 'Star Wars' theme music.
* You still make up your face in the style of Adam Ant. for sure!!
* You still have the video of when you called "Saturday Superstore" to speak to the star guest. I never got through...
* You still think that there's such a lovely word as 'Crackerjack!' no word has ever been better
* You still believe that Saturday is 'TISWAS' day.
* Your microwave oven is the size of a small urban conurbation.not mine...but my aunts is
* Your phone rings and you shout out "It's for yoooooooouuuu-hooooooooo!!"


Isn't that cute?? hehe I love it



YEA!! The big fat guy FINALLY DIED!!!! WOOT WOO!!!



hahaha no comment for this one



While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e. 4 mph over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find cop with a radar gun on the other side laying in wait.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.."
Traffic Ticket: $95.00
Court Costs: $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face: PRICELESS


SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE TOO CANADIAN:

1. You know all the words to "If I had a million dollars" by The Barenaked Ladies, including the inter-stanza banter between Steven and Ed. but we would eat Kraft Dinner? of course we would, we'd just eat more and buy really expensive ketchups
2. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
3. You hum David Foster's '88 Calgary Olympics theme in the shower.
4. You make up patriotic lyrics to go along with David Foster's '88 Calgary Olympics theme.
5. You cried when Gus "drowned" on Road To Avonlea. That was the saddest part
6. You remember when Alanis Morrissette was "Too Hot To Hold".
7. You think there isn't enough of Peter Gzowski to go around.
8. You think it's normal to have a grain elevator in your backyard. you mean that's not normal?
9. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin, as you can only use more change.yea why don't they make a $5 coin??
10. You spend hours in the dark making scale models of the Avro Arrow and cursing the Diefenbaker government.
11. You watch MuchMusic constantly, in the hopes of occasional fleeting glimpses of The Tragically Hip.Did that last night...
12. You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "what's good enough protection for the Prime Minister, is good enough for me!"
13. You have memorized the Heritage Foundation's Heritage Moments, including your favourites, "Burnt Toast!", "You know I canna read a word...", "One day we have tar paper roof!" and "Kanata". Kanata is where our countries name came from :D
14. You can sing "O' Canada" in French and actually know what the words mean. DUH! who doesn't??
15. You advocate the abolition of responsible government in favour of monarchist rule. Ok, I'm not THAT Canadian...
16. You think there isn't enough Queen on our currency. again...not THAT Canadian...
17. You send angry letters to the CBC demanding the return of the Hinterland Who's Who spots so you can finally find out what happens to the arctic ptarmigan in winter.
18. You participate in Participaction!
19. You think Peter Mansbridge is sexy. *shudders*
20. You think Lloyd Robertson is sexy.
21. You think Peter Kent is sexy.
22. You think Matt Damon is so-so. so true...
23. You stood in line for hours for Another Roadside Attraction tickets.
24. You killed your best friend for Another Roadside Attraction tickets. I DID NOT...what are you talking about *drags the body into the shed*
25. You think Great Big Sea isn't Maritime-centric enough. oh but it's not...
26. Your graduation formal dress was made of flannel. k...dude it's not THAT cold here
27. Your backpack has more than one Canadian flag iron-on (and you always have room for more). DAMN STRAIGHT
28. You know the names of all the guys in Sloan. Jay, Chris, Patrick, and Andrew...
29. You have been on Speaker's Corner. Bonus points if they edited out your carefully prepared rant against the Harris government. that happened to my friends...
30. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.hehe...never...
31. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize" and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging. yea man...
32. You still haven't taken down your "NON" posters from the 95 Referendum.
33. You know more than 3 guys named Gordon.
34. You think Ashley MacIssac isn't celtic enough.
35. You remember "Jodie" from Today's Special and wonder why you keep seeing her reading news on the CBC.I was just wondering that the other day...
36. You can do the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-marinki-dinki-do". *does hand actions to skin-a-marinki-dink*
37. You know why "killerwhaletank" is funny.
38. You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.we gave them to Irish people and they thought they were gross...
39. You had a crush on Joey Jeremiah from Degrassi Junior High. *giggles*
40. You know that a "Premier" isn't a baby born a few months early. DOWN WITH MIKE HARRIS...
41. You actually watch The Gemini Awards, The Genie Awards, and The Juno Awards. You wonder why Stompin' Tom doesn't get his own category in all three. You scream passionately at the television when your favourite Canadian performers are overlooked by their respective academies. CORRECT!!
42. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
43. You think -10 C is mild weather. it is, isn't it? *looks confused*
44. You have twins named Donovan and Bailey.
45. You have twins named Wayne and Gretzky (alternately Gordie and Howe).
46. You know the ingredients for poutine. French fries, cheese and gravy...
47. You automatically read 'Z' as 'Zed' and don't give a damn that it doesn't rhyme with "now I know my abcs".
48. You know what happens in the Evergreen Forest when Bert Raccoon wakes up.
49. You dressed as Bruno Gerussi for Halloween. You spent hours sifting through garbage on the beach to prepare for the role.
50. You substitute beer for water when cooking.
51. You carry empty beer cans from your camping trips home with you in your backpack so you can recycle them when you reach civilization.
52. You know that the 'Extra Creamy' in Kraft Extra Creamy Dinner is 'add more milk.'
53. You prefer Elvis Stojko when he has 'hockey hair' - a.k.a. 'the mullet' or 'the shorty-longback'. YUP! Mullets rule...
54. You brag about the sweet herb in BC.
55. You know the chorus of "The Log Driver's Waltz" and are particularly fond of the 'burling down and down' bit.
56. You steal stationery from your Government of Canada co-operative education placement because you figure you can find lots of uses for paper with 'Human Resources Development Canada/Développement des Ressources Humaines Canada' written at the top.
57. You recognize these guys.
58. You are moved to tears by those Bell Canada phone commercials they show around Remembrance Day, where the grandson calls his grandad from Dieppe. You understand the manipulative nature of the advertisement, but continue to be moved, nontheless. *wipes tears away*
59. You stay up until midnight (the end of some television station broadcasting hours) to hear the Canadian national anthem. 60. You get up at 5:00 am (the begining of broadcasting hours) to hear the Canadian national anthem. 61. You spit angrily when Americans say "ruff" instead of the correct "roof". 62. You have daydreams that film-maker Don McKellar, and Hugh Dillon from The Headstones, skinned and ate Regis Philbin. 63. You recognize: CPP, RSP, and CCM. 64. You know what "Canuba" is. You think it's pretty damn funny. 65. Your gravy boat is shaped like the Bluenose. 66. You refuse to consume chocolate that doesn't come in either Smarties, Coffee Crisp, or Laura Secord format. 67. You die a little inside if you can't get your Tims double-double every morning. 68. You know the difference between real snow and "television" snow -- the white stuff that passes for snow on tv and in films. You scream, "For Christsake! That should be sticking to their pants!" and "Lookit, it's not melting! That's *so* not snow!" when watching 'Winter' scenes. 69. Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize. 70. You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize. 71. You know Casey and Finnegan are NOT a Celtic rock band or imported beer. 72. You know who Foster Hewitt is. 73. You can spot MEC from a kilometre away, even if the little white tag is hidden. 74. You're either out to bingo or getting stinko (and you think no more of Inco) on a Sudbury Saturday night. 75. You've actually said, "Stay where yer at, 'till I gets where yer to." 76. When abroad, you have a cold fear that somebody might mistake you for an American. You make a point of deliberately being kind to locals just to make it clear you are a Canadian. 77. You pity people who haven't tasted a "beavertail". 78. Complete the phrase: "The good old ____ game is the best ____ you can ____." 79. You've got some rocks and you've got to leave an important message -- Lucky you know how to build an innukshuk! 80. You have at least one ROOTS sweatshirt that always smells like cigarettes and beer. 81. You find it difficult to explain "milk in a bag" to non-Canadians, and even more difficult to describe the "snippy-thing" used on bag corners. (Bonus points if your collected snippy-things are stuck to your fridge.) 82. You're pretty sure you can see Alex Trebek smirking when Jeopardy contestants get the "Canada questions" wrong. Even if you weren't sure of the answer yourself, you consider yourself a hundred times smarter than the idiots who always guess, "What is .. uh, Toronto?" 83. Your Saturday nights in the Atlantic provinces include eating beans and brown bread as you watch Hockey Night in Canada. 84. You know that the Canadian Alliance is just the Reform Party with better hair. 85. You know that, contrary to general belief, the Inuit have about the same amount of words for snow as do English speakers. Your favourite Inuit word for 'snow' is "navcaq" (snow formation about to collapse). 86. Your local zoo is mainly flamingoes, giraffes and sad elephants freezing their asses off against a backdrop of pine trees, grey skies, and precambrian shield formations. 87. You wonder why squirrels and seagulls somehow manage to get in every zoo exhibit (including the parking lot and squirrel and seagull exhibits). 88. You live in a "beach town" and have to eat your brothers and sisters to stay alive during the winter months. 89. You wonder why Esther Canadas has been blessed with both beauty and the coolest name on the planet -- although Canuck cutie Shalom Harlow could wipe the floor with her. 90. You're such a hardcore Canadian punk you used ketchup-flavoured potato chip 'residue' to dye your hair. You know it's kind of gross, but at least you smell good. 91. You don't consider a date truly romantic until you've slow danced to Blue Rodeo's "Five Days in May". You accept "Lost Together" as a second option. 92. You read rather than scanned this list.