The History of Frank Oofenshfielld

Frank Oofenshfielld
The Midget from Nefblechtensthein Germany
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12 Buckle my shoe Ave
Nefblechtensthein
frank@amsterdammail.com

Frank was born in the sunny old town of Nefblechtensthein Germany. When he was four he moved Amsterdam where he is today. He stood at 3'6". He was a sheep farmer and could play the flute. His life was the perfect life. The only problem is, when he was 156 he was turned into a frog, by a mean, nasty old rabbit. He now resides with Rachel and Larissa and a large farm house in a cage. The only way to turn him human is to convince Hanz Finnigan to kiss him, a very, very, very difficult task. The only way to get Hanz to kiss Frank, is to pay him $697435 49367. So we have set up a Help Frank Charity. If you would like to make a donation, please send your cash or cheque to 12 Buckle my shoe Ave, Amsterdam Holland. We are well on our way to reaching our goal, but we need YOU! to help us! Thank you for taking the care to read this.