Mr. Weir explains why everyone eventually becomes a Republican...

            George Bush is coming to McKinley High School!

            "Mousetrap...I win!!!"

            Is Neal the only sane man on this God-forsaken planet?!

                    Bush is just Reagan's lackey...

                 How much money does Mr. Rosso make as a Guidance Counselor?

                    Where would Gordon take Cindy on a date if he were Sam?

                What's the ultimate aphrodiasac?  Harris knows...

                Judith's tastes are very particular...

                     Exactly how was Amy born?  Ken explains...

                  Mr. Rosso isn't gay...not that there's anything wrong with that!

                  Mr. Rosso vents his frustration on his mom's car...

                  With which party is Lindsay affiliated?

                    Sam can't break up with Cindy Sanders...

                    Does Lindsay have the hots for Jeffrey Theodore Rosso?

            Bill finally tells Neal about his "7 minutes in heaven..."

                   Lindsay's bold question to Vice President Bush...

                           Do Secret Service Agents enjoy working with major appliances?