Quotable Ken...

"This is Mission Control requesting permission to rock out!"
        - poking fun at Lindsay's suggestion for the name of their rock band

"I always say, 'Girl plus car equals dead animal.'"
        - after hearing about Lindsay and Kim killing Millie's dog

"Sorry...your butt was calling to me."
        - to a girl on the smoking patio after flicking her butt a foreign object

"I got a big one a-brewin'!"
        - about to break wind in the back seat of the Weirmobile