Harris Trinsky

Geek Guru

Quotable Harris...

"Love is like homework...you have to study if you want to get an A."

"Our bodies are merely shells which conceal our heavenly souls."

"Laughter is the ultimate aphrodisiac...get a woman laughing and you've got a woman loving."

"You'd make a good Dungeon Master...I can tell."

"You're not a loser...because you have sex."