"you should have pictures of hot college girls instead of all these faggot buildings"
-Kenny says while looking at Katie's pictures from Italy.

"you know what would be sick? if girls had their period out of their assholes"
-Brian shares a thought

"then babies would smell like shit when they came out"
-Jake in response to Brian's nasty comment

"you people are fucking retarded"
-Zach states on an online discussion board

"stop it you communist"
-Keith Peterson shortly after Aaron hit him with a spitball

"im a sextuplet"
-Doug's dad speaking for the dog

"hey look it', im skydiving!!!"
-Kenny sprawled out on a stool

"Ya Beepa!"
-Doug, for no apparent reason

"half of that is Alysia"
-Donny responding to Kenny's fact that the US spends more on cosmetics than most countries do on food

"see ya"
-Phil Hatchner in the middle of a conversation without actually leaving

"Matt suprised by the thudding sound of a mishandled encyclopedia during a lengthy lecture on cottage cheese"
-Doug's description of the way matt looked in his portrait of him

"I wanna be a mime. Do mimes get paid a lot of money? (Donny says no)..., maybe i dont wanna be a mime."
-Kenny, putting deep thought into his future.