I can't believe that you actually came to this page. No, really. Well, you're a free human being; it's not up to me to warn you away from stupid decisions. Proceed if you want.|
Anyway, I'm Carl Staab.
I'm about to get fried!
I'm a freshman at Rice University in Houston, Texas. I'm a potential math and/or physics major.
I have got to get me one of these.
It's funny how irrelevant a lot of the stuff that I used to have up here is now. I'll come up with something to put in, though, don't worry.
*I recommend that if you haven't already, you let your mouse hover over the pictures for a moment so that the alternate descriptions comes up. They're both pretty funny. I hope you enjoy this extra 1.46 seconds of entertainment.