Here's the rules for the Lord of The Rings Drinking Game, as invented by Adam and I.

• Drink once whenever there's a shot of just Frodo's hand and the ring.
• Take a Gulp whenever the scene with Isealdor shows up
• Take a sip whenever someone utters "It's mine", "my own" or "my precious"
• Take a drink whenever there's sexual tension between Frodo and another character.
• Drink whenever a reference to the hobbits size is made
  - Twice if it's made by an ally
• Take a drink whenever a good guy does or says something stupid
  -Twice if it's not Pippin
• Sip whenever Gandalf says something cryptic
• Take a drink whenever a good guy gets hurt
  -Twice if it's not Frodo
• Take a drink everytime someone whines or complains
  -Twice if it's not Frodo or Boromir
• Drink whenever someone says 'friend'
  -Twice if they don't mean it
• Gulp whenever the eye appears
• Take a drink whenever greed is brought up
  -Twice if it's not about humans
• Drink whenever a villain other than Sauron or Saruman speaks
• Take a drink whenever a race acts stereotypically
• Gulp whenever the ring is not allowed to stay somewhere
• Take a drink whenever a female is seen outside the shire
• Take a drink every time Merry states the obvious
  -Twice if it's for the benefit of Pippin

OPTIONAL RULES

• Drink whenever Cate Blanchett looks like she's on drugs
• Drink whenever someone is tempted by the Ring
• Drink whenever the ring speaks
• Take a drink whenever Sam worries about leaving Frodo
• Drink whenever someone makes a RHPS-style call-line to the screen