"This section houses all the various clips of things I have said throughout the course of the Simpsons. I've gone through the trouble of downloading them from Napster for this special section, so the least you could do is listen to them."
-Comic Book Guy


clip name featuring
arrest Wiggum, Lou and Eddie bust in on CBG while in bed with Agnes
beerbaron Rex Banner interogates the CBG on the street corner
bonestorm Bart tries to buy Bonestorm from the CBG for 99 cents
datewithagnes CBG shows up at Skinner's house for his first date with Agnes Skinner
heartattack Dr. Hibbert talks to CBG about his recent heart attack
hiandlois CBG's classic sarcasm, in regards to an old Itchy animation cell
ignoramous CBG's latenight screening of Itchy & Scratchy mees Fritz the Cat
internet CBG goes to see the Internet King about upgrading his connection
moes a long clip where Homer takes CBG to Moe's
santos Bart tries using his dog's credit card at the comic book store
superbchoice a quick clip, but a good one
ultimatebelt the Sarcastic Guy rips on CBG
wastedmylife CBG's final thoughts before his demise
worstepisodeever CBG's catchphrase


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