Oh what a wonderfull evening... COUGH.. oh what a ... HACK... SPEW... O..... oh my god what the hell is that smell?!?! I certainly hope that I am not the only one who has a hard time walking to school everyday because of the air. But I have to say, all that rancid smog has its better side. I save lots of money on facial exfoliating washes when my shin rots off of my face. I don't even have to scrub. All the microbs in the air do it all for me. It's wonderfull how the industries that stole our homes and such, repay us by saveing us all money on cosmetics. I once took a trip to see the Detroit Tigers in, duh, Detroit. It was so great.
We all knew when we were coming up on the great motor city. You just cannot mistake the smell of burning rubber. We delighted in knowing how much pride they all had in their baseball team. They went so far as to even color the sky orange. Wait, whats that you say, that was an accident. Oh, well then, my bad. It hadn't occured to me that coperate america just doesn't care. But we all knew this already when we first heard of that guy, you know who, HENRY FORD! I think it was he that said you can have your sky in any color, so long as it's black. I think that we should all take a moment to thank Mr. Ford. Please join me in flipping this example of industrialization the bird.
'Till next crime,