Most easily identified via the sense of hearing. One need merely listen for the sound of, "DAMN! Dude, that aint right!" And by this I mean that they have cought sight of the Fuglius-nastius. This is the part of the species that is absolutly abhorably FUGLY! Unfortunately for those nearby, she dresses like a friggin beauty queen. Tight jeans apear to only be held in place by the massive ammounts of leather attached to them. Scientists explain this in that the leather is the stongest of clothing enhancers, and thus are needed because the pants CLEARY are to small. Usually shirts are adorned with playboy trademarks whic is ironic. I think old Hugh might sooner die a bankrupt impotent old man than include any one of these ladies in his magazine.