About Me...

High Priestess Of The Cob,
Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum.

So... here goes the new and updated stuff about me.

For those who don't know me at all, I will start with the basics. My name is Katie (what, you thought I was borrowing someone else's fish-onna-stick stand?) and I am 17. I live in Sydney, Australia, you know, the one with the bridge and the opera house looking like a giant clam that's about to take over with world. But, I digress.

I don't do much. Nothing truly exciting anyways. I go to school (Mosman High, in case anyone is interested), I watch lots of TV (more about that later), I go on the internet lots and I go to work (more on that later too... bet you can't wait!). See... I am not really that amusing. Unless I fall down and you happen to see it. I have heard that can be rather amusing. Especially if you gove me a wedgie while I'm down! (Look on the page about Crystal if you want to know more)

Ok... about my TV habits. I have several shows that I loathe to miss. The main one is The X-Files (not as much now with Mulder off doing his thang with the little grey dudes - it will be better once he is back), but The X-Files is followed pretty closely by ER, The Practice and Ally McBeal (although I think Ally was better before Billy karked it).

So... that was my TV habits... what else was I gonna tell you about? Oh yeah... my job. I work for some people a ways down the road as a babysitter. I look after a 1.5 year old and a 2.75 year old for 2 hours every weeknight and sometimes on weekends. Well... I am not alone with them all that long, because their nanny is there for the 1st half hour and their father gets home about half an hour after the nanny leaves and the mother gets home maybe 15 minutes after him. So, I seem to pretty much be parents help for a while, but I don't miind because they're good kids and I am getting paid for it. See... my evil wench of an early childhood studies teacher was wrong... I failed her class and still manged to get a job working with kids! Hehehe... you were WRONG bitch... wrong!

If you haven't guessed already, I don't much care for most people. For the most part, society in general shits me. See... now any of my friends reading this can feel all special because I like them... although sometimes I am not too sure that's something to be getting too happy about. I can have some pretty vile mood swings sometimes.

So... what else can I say about myself? I think I will tell you all some of the things I like. Feel free to mock and jeer. I could use the target practice. NOTE: This list is in no particular order... just the order in which they came to me.

Tuesdays; science; the way young puppy's breath smells; thai green chicken curry; the X-Files; David Duchovny; the Cherry Poppin' Daddies; my pupper dog Fox; my friends (most of the time); the Practice; tall, dark, handsome men in suits; Dylan McDermott; timex watches; the radio station Triple M; sleeping; my driver's license; screen captures at Kelly's The Practice page; the internet; doc marten boots; black things; my rubber chicken, Sancho Rodriguez; babies, the fresher the better; the Biscuit (watch Ally McBeal); good music that just makes you wanna shake your ass; shaking one's ass to said music

Ok... that will do. I think it's a broad enough range of things to add insight into my personality. I don't think I'll bother with the dislikes. Talking about them is enough to out me in a foul mood.

Oooh... I have cold chips left over from lunch in my bag! Woo hoo!

Mmmmm... cold, salty and greasy!

So... what else is there to say? Not a bunch, seeing as I con't think of anything and usually I have something to say about everything. So... I guess this will do. If there are any questions, please feel free to email me. I am lonesome.

Oh... by the way... I don't like many people. Several of them shit me, and when I don't like a person... I tend to glare at them... I am glaring at some guy now... he shits me.

Enough already... take me back!