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Hi, this is the voice of Juli Funfer speaking, that's right... THE VOICE! Anyways... Uh, wanna know about me? TOO BAD, you will, whether you want to, or not! MWAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAR!! Fourteen years ago, God was feeling a little, (How should I put it?) Piss-ass drunk, so he decided to get together with my mom and make a horrible science experiment gone wrong! So they had me, and all Hell broke loose, big whoop you say? Well, I say, you're right! Moving along... My childhood was simple, so let's not go there! Hmm.... not much more to say but, SUCK IT, TREBEK!! Hehe. Yes... After being brought into this world, I have realized a few things.

One) Never go out in public wearing shiny things... you WILL be mauled by little girls.

B) Some people will never understand you. Which is why you kill those who don't!

Three) if you are always teased by your peers, don't go on a "School Shooting." Simply get back at those who deserve it by planning a slow and painful life! B^T

D) Ignore the "B^T" thing I just made. IT IS NOT A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE! I REPEAT, IT IS NOT A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE!

Five) Uh.. Suck it, Trebek?

What?!?! You want to know MORE about me? Well, it appears so, as you continue to read this.

Uh, my favourite colour is black, (Even though black is the absence of colour) Uh, I'm from Airdrie, Alberta, Canada. Uh, I am a phreek. Uh, I Act, Sing, Play my Bass, Mock Jocks, Write stuff, Get horribly drunk (Uh, whoops, delete that last note! I SAID DELETE!! Ah, well..), and I guess a few other things... on my spare time! Uh, My favourite foods are Apples, Chocolate, Waffles ( I once ate twelve at one sitting), and Acids of all types! Uh, I'm fat. SERIOUSLY! I'm a scron, but I'm fat. At least, that's what Kristy says. Uh, there’s not much else to say, except, GO TEAM!! YEAH!! Now that’s odd? That was supposed to be the section about my friends! I had this big, long speech prepared. Oh, My computer won’t let my type in there! WHY?! Hmm…. Maybe it’s a sign… Ah well… If you know me, then you’ll already know how simple my mind is. JUST KIDDING! Heh.. I sure fooled YOU! >:] ~Note: Please consider the following.~ I AM NOT A GOTH!! I’m a freak, and that’s all you need to know! Thank you for your precious time! ~Fünfür~ OR ~JuliBuli~ OR ~MELF~ OR ~B^T PHONE~