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Members
Now, the other
day I got a new submission. I figure the person deserves to
be part of the Clan considering the answers I got. Here are
a few examples:
Name: Ian is
a dumbass
From that I guess
we can assume it is a guy. In case you didn't know, Ian is me
(TheEvaporator).
Email Address:
iansuxalot@starcraft.com
Birthday: Ian
sux
I don't know
how that is a birthday, but if that's what floats your boat.
Screen Name:
Ian is gay
Reason for joining
(This is the best): Icould beat Ian at Starcraft using my left
butt check to click the mouse while also beating Will (JasterW)
on another computer using my enormously large penis to click
the other mouse.
Good stuff, huh?
So I think we add him to the list
The List...
The Administration
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Name
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Rank
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Real
Name
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Favorite
Race
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Disposable
President
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Will
White
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Zerg
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Judge,
Jury and Executioner
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Ian
Adkins
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Zerg
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yum_jello
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bringer
of the swarms, caster of the shadows, maker of the jello,
wu-tang killa bees kid , bringing the swarm, Congress
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Brian
Runyon
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Protoss
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CoMmEnT23
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Warlord
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Adam
Curry
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Protoss
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Name
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Rank
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Real
Name
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Favorite
Race
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hellfore
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big pimp
looking mother fucker with a hat
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Nathan
Rader
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Protoss
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Recruit
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Winston
Wilson
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Terran
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Recruit
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Ian is
a dumbass
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Zerg
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Recruit
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Rob
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Zerg
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N/A
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Sam
White
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Terran
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Recruit
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Davis
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Terran
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Members Explained:
This
is the part of the page where I explain what exactly it means
to be a member of Adam's Road Gang. First off, I want
to empasize the fact that we honestly don't care about your
record. The whole point of ARG is to mock and ridicule
other clans who take Starcraft not for what it is but instead
to be a real war. They take it far to seriously.
When they lose, they insult you. When they win, they taunt
you or ignore you. They get so caught up in trying to
keep an unblemished record that they forget to have fun with
the game. If they start to lose then they ask for a draw
so that they won't get their first loss. What is the point
in that? Can you brag to your girlfriend that you can't
be beaten in a fake war? Do you get money for winning?
No. It's a game and that is it. Sure, it's fun to win,
but it can be just as fun to lose if you learn how to accept
your defeat with grace. Every time you play you play,
you can learn something new about the game. Starcraft
has endless possibilities but only if you are willing to look
for them. Try out new things with the game. Try
playing a race you usually don't use. Try playing against
more than one person. Learn from other people's tactics.
Just don't get caught up in looking good. If you haven't
noticed, I didn't put anything about record here on the page
and that is because we don't want a record. If you join
the clan then you won't rise through the ranks by mercilessly
beating harmless computers into the ground along with seven
other people. You may think that makes you look good in
battle.net when you have a 523-0-13 record, but to anyone but
the blind a record like that cannot be real. We know that
you have achieved it through unfair play. So, if you join
our clan you will have to rise up by being a fun player and
by getting to know us. If you are someone who flames,
you won't get anywhere. If you are someone who congratulates
a winner when you get beat though, you might earn a few promotions.
So, let the games begin and have fun with Adam's Road Gang but
more importantly, have fun with StarCraft.
The
ranks you can obtain, from highest to lowest, are as follows:
Administrator-
At this rank, you are allowed to pick your own rank.
We will let you work on the page if you want and you will
be allowed to anything else you want.
Warlord
BattleMaster
General
Captain
Foot Soldier
Recruit- You
begin at this rank. You don't have anywhere but up to
go from here. Unless you are Nathan of course.
hellfore- This
is Nathan's screen name and rank. He is the lowest rank
possible. No one but he can go lower than Recruit and
everyone has power over him. Sorry, Nathan.
The following
are various awards you can get in Clan ARG. More will
be added as they come up.
Clan
Chieftain
Horny of Catholic School Girls
Hardcore Hitter (100+ Games)
Lion Heart (Won a Game against Incredible Odds. You must
have a replay as proof to win the Lion Heart)
Purple Heart (You were wounded during a Starcraft Game.
Example: TheEvaporator smashed his knee on his desk while
playing once. It hurt like a bugger... This Award
can also be given by Administrators for acts of blatant stupidity
during a game which results in a loss.)
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