Gaignun: I’m never waking in the morning with my brother ever again. He wakes up at the crack of dawn!
KOS-MOS: Do tell this information to me. Database must be updated.
Gaignun: …Well.. I made a list because I stayed over one time and I wrote down all the procedures.
KOS-MOS: Gimmie gimmie, I predict this will be good for potential black mail.
Gaignun: No! Come on, give it back…be good.
KOS-MOS: Never! It’s mine now. Mine mine. My death grip rocks. You cannot avail!
Gaignun: This could mean my very life is at stake. Give it here. Please!
KOS-MOS: I sense a whine in your voice this is…fun.
Jr.: Hi Gaignun
KOS-MOS: JR.!!! LOOKIE!!!
Gaignun: No! Give it here. Please please!
Jr.: What are you two babbling?
KOS-MOS: Look at this paper! Look look, I’ll shove it in your face, see?
Gaignun: Aha! Got it.
KOS-MOS: ...Bastard. *walks away*
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Jr.: So Gaignun have you done that one thing for me?
Gaignun: Why are we talking on the phone? Why can’t we tele-
Jr.: AUGH I HATE GHETTO PEOPLE!!!
Gaignun: That isn’t ghetto.
Jr.: No! Some ghetto moron is driving by blaring their bullshit music. With the bass up as loud as it can go. My eardrums are about to pop and my office windows are rattling.
Gaignun: Oh my…
Jr.: I hate ghetto people so much. I DESPISE ghetto people. They need to be exterminated.
Gaignun: My goodness, that’s not very nice.
Jr.: Who said I was nice??
Gaignun: Um I'm gonna get a salad. I'm hungry, but I need something semi-healthy.
Jr.: Why tell me this?
Gaignun: Oops, I let that outloud?
Jr.: Huh?
Gaignun: Did I?
Jr.: I’m puzzled.
Gaignun: As am I.
Jr.: This is why I hate telepathy.
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KOS-MOS: *is writing an email* OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG GAIGNUN KUKAI JR. GET A BLOG NOW. You’re the best! lol Bye!
Shion: *walks in* What are you doing with my stuff KOS-MOS?
KOS-MOS: On my blog. Beh.
Shion: Are you mailing Jr.? I told you to stop bugging him…
KOS-MOS: YES, I STALKED HIS CORP. EMAIL TO GET IT, SHUT UP!
KOS-MOS: AAAAAH I LOVE CAPS BUT OMG ARE YOU ONLINE YOU HAD BETTER REPLY ME OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs and kisses!
Shion: KOS-MOS are you still on there?
KOS-MOS: SHHH I’m typing. “ANSWER ME NOW!!!! PLEASE! YOU ARE SO CUTE. LOL I CAN’T BELIEVE I SAID THAT. I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A DATE WITH ME. LOL BUT I CAN’T. THAT SUCKS. I’M SO NERVOUS. SEE YOU!”
KOS-MOS: YOU’RE SO CUTE I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
Shion: KOS-MOS get off there right now, that’s the 10th email you sent in 5 minutes!!
KOS-MOS: ….Crap. Uh oh.
Shion: What is it now?
KOS-MOS: This is your console, correct…?
Shion:….OH MY GOD!! DELETE THEM DELETE THEM! NOO!!!
KOS-MOS: I can’t delete them. Loser.
Shion: I just developed asthma.
KOS-MOS: Sucks to be you.
Shion: *calling Gaignun* Hello!?
Gaignun: ..Hello?
Shion: Question. You answer it, now!
Gaignun: Emergency?
Shion: Does Jr. check his mail a lot????
Gaignun: Well he does at the end of the day.
Shion: Thanks bye!
Gaignun: wha-
Shion: It’s time for some heavy duty spy action. I gotta delete those.
KOS-MOS: I’ll do it. *snicker*
Shion: Yeah right.
KOS-MOS: No fun.
Shion: Is he in there right now?
KOS-MOS: I’m not tellin’ you.
Shion: *walks in Jr.’s room* Oh um hi.
Jr.: Hi?
Shion: I mean, AHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!
Jr.: …O…kay.
Shion: There’s a gnosis about to eat Gaignun!!!
SAVE HIM!
Jr.: No there isn’t. Why would they waste time on Gaignun?
Shion: MOMO is trapped under a car! I can’t lift it, I need manpower
Jr.: She’s with her mom and Ziggy. Why ask me of all people to lift a car!?
Shion: My uncle is in a coma go see him in the hospital!
Jr.: I care, why?
KOS-MOS: Hi. Check your email, there’s a message from Albedo saying he’ll bug you again. Bye.
Jr.: Ergh, that bastard…
Shion: NO don’t look! Don’t! Albedo sent a picture of himself naked on that email!
KOS-MOS: Kevin also naked, has a sign in the picture that says “Gaignun Jr., you can go suck it!”
Jr.: *ignores KOS-MOS* Okay Shion, what do you want, seriously.
KOS-MOS: Not fair.
Shion: N..nothing.
Jr.: You don’t normally act like this. And you don’t ask for a man’s help if something is going on.
Shion: I don’t want you looking at that, Albedo..is..is naked. What more to say? That’s all.
Jr.: Shion…
Albedo: *steps by* Great I walked right into a romance film! Just great.
Jr.: Get out!
Albedo: I think I need to puke. Toodles.
Shion: Okay I’ll tell you…the truth is…something I didn’t say at all got to-
Gaignun: Come here right now!!!
Jr.: What is it now Gaignun? Tell me when I come back, kay Shion?
Shion: *eyes around and dashes to his desk* Where are those suckers…Oh come on, come on…password? Password! PASSWORD!! Let’s see I’ll just type in a bunch of numbers..
Jr.: Shion?
Shion: What!? Oh crap.
Jr.: What are you doing..?
Shion: I…was..uh..umm..do you want me?
Jr.: What!
Shion: Oh I was just waiting for you and getting myself comfortable.
Jr.: Well I don’t mind.
KOS-MOS: loop loop…. coming through. Not lookin’ at that... detour…detour…
Shion: Want kiss me?
Jr: er..yeah?
Shion: Really want to?
Jr.: Yes.
Shion: What’s your password?
Jr.: Anything you want it to be…
Shion: No..what’s your password? For this?
Jr.: ….
Shion: I knew this wouldn’t work!!
Jr.: Of course it’ll work..
Shion: You pervert no! I need your password so I can delete emails KOS-MOS sent to you under my name!!
Jr.: Yeah shhh
Shion: LISTEN TO ME NOW!!
Jr.: Did you have to scream? Leave that for later.
Shion: I need your password now, just give it to me.
Jr.: I’ll give it to you.
Shion: Ah! No. No. You can’t touch there. You can’t! I knew this was a bad idea.
Jr.: You’re the bad one though.
Shion: Get out of pervert mode now!!
Jr.: Fine. What is it?
Shion: Wow that was fast.
Jr.: So I’ll just delete those. Besides the way KOS-MOS types, I would know it was her. Don’t worry about it. You really didn’t need to go through all the trouble.
Shion: Okay…Alright..that works… Am I crazy?
Jr.: Just a tad…
Shion: I needed to be assured that’s all. I..I..I’m going now so um we did nothing, nothing at all.
Jr.: That’s right.
Shion: I just did it to get that, that’s all. I’m not really like that.
Jr.: I’ll remember to call you when I need something.
Shion: Hey!!
Jr.: I was kidding…
Shion: I hope it doesn’t damage our friendship with what I have done and I am terribly sorry.
Jr.: Don’t need to act like we’re a pair or something.
Shion: I’m overacting that means it’s time for me to leave!
KOS-MOS: I recorded all of this…this is perfect. Ohhh Albedooo I got a surprise for you….
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Canaan: I just took a shower, and since no one else was around, I sang in my most horrible voice. It's fun to purposefully sing bad.
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Matthews: If I don’t like you, I’ll say I hope you fall onto a car naked!
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MOMO: what are you all doing with pickles?
Mary:…contest.
Pellegri: Damn, 4 inches. *takes pickle out of mouth*
Shion: I got it to 6.
Pellegri: Lucky.
Gaignun: Hi ladies so what are you…ack. *covers eyes*
MOMO: I don’t get it.
Jr.: Hey Gaignun can you fax this to-…. Why hello there girls.
MOMO: I think they are trying to kill themselves with that vegetable!
Jr.: Oh ho, I think not. I remember this stuff from back when,
Gaignun: PLEASE DON’T SAY IT.
Jr.: Heh heh
Mary: I got it to 7! Whoo. Beat my score.
Jr.: Damn…. *pulls a chair over to watch*
MOMO: I don’t get it! It’s boring.
Gaignun: Oh I should be going now….
Mai: I wanna try it! The wonderful Miss Magus can do anything.
Jr.:…You look 15. No.
Mai: Oh yeah?? Well, you look 14 or something! Ooooooooh!!
Jr.: *chant to self* don’t get mad, don’t get mad, don’t get mad…
Mai: Hahahaha, 8 inches. I win. Leupold would be proud.
Jr.: Wow… so hey, babe, I don’t think we’ve been properly introduced…
Mai: Sorry I look 15 remember? *skips away*
Jr.: I’m so stupid!
Pellegri: Crap I only got it 3 this time.
Jr.: I was expecting better from someone as sexy as you.
Pellegri: *shoves the whole thing and coughs*
MOMO: Vegetable suicide isn’t “sexy”
Gaignun: WHY AM I STILL HERE?
Jr.: Because you are a man.
Gaignun: No no no no it isn’t like that! I’m starting to sweat.
Shion: It’s too big. I can’t do it anymore.
Jr.: Then you really wouldn’t wanna try to have m-
Gaignun: OH MY DEAR LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIES.
Jr.: Gaignun chill, its good fun.
Gaignun: *shakes*
Pellegri: I got it to 5!!
MOMO: can I try?
Pellegri: ….. *snort* No. *tries again*
Jr.: You girls are making me think some not so fluffy and floozy thoughts.
Shion: What’s mean??
Jr.: Oh you know…
Mary: I can only get it close to 7 or 6 and a half!!
Jr.: Around or close to my range...
MOMO: You have a pickle too?
Jr.: *tries not to laugh*
MOMO: Where is your pickle, I don’t see it? *looks around*
Jr.: Ahah..haha.. It’s hidden. I only play this game at night.
MOMO: Aw rats, I wanted to see you do it.
Durandal worker: Hey chibi-sama. *touches his chest*
Jr.: not now, I’m busy. Later.
Durandal worker: *puts something in his back pocket*
MOMO: ….. what,
Gaignun: Come on MOMO want to go play at the park? It’ll be fun *tries to drag*
Shion: I got it to 6!
Jr.: Not quite up to par..eh.
Shion: Who says it’s about you!
Jr.: I’m just musing to myself, woman.
Pellegri: No fighting!! *chokes*
Gaignun: What did you need faxed? Tell me now, please? Pleeease…I wanna go *picks up MOMO*
Jr.: What? I don’t know.
Gaignun: Oh my…oh my goodness *looks to ground*
KOS-MOS: *rushes in, spots Jr.* I MUST PLAY THIS SEDUCTIVE GAME OF BEWILDERMENT.
Jr.: *squeak*…Gaignun..help me..
Gaignun: hmph no. *saunters off*
Jr.: *panic attack*
KOS-MOS: Yippie. Mine. *quickly grabs pickle from Shion*
Shion: *shock* KOS-MOS?
KOS-MOS: Now you see it? Now you don’t *shoves whole thing in mouth* *coughs it out* WHOO!!!
Pellegri: ow. It hit me!
Jr.: *looks for an exit*
KOS-MOS: So whoever wins gets to have fun with Gaignun Kukai Jr., real name, Rubedo, occupation, joined CEO with brother, Gaignun Kukai Sr., real name, Negredo. Who is with me??
Jr.: *tries to scramble*
KOS-MOS: I’m the winner. Cha cha cha. I am the winner, yes yes yes.
Shion: Awww come on Jr., give her her prize.
Jr.: She’s an android!!
Pellegri: You deserve this. *runs out with other girls, locking him in*
KOS-MOS: Ha. See you.
Jr.: Okay KOS-MOS sorry but I don’t like fake-
KOS-MOS: …did you just call me fake?! I am not superficial I am not shallow.
Jr.: What, I didn’t mean that kind of-
KOS-MOS: No. Shutup. You did. You did. *spanks him*
Jr.: …ow….now that’s some strength I’m definitely not use to.
Jr.: Can you just go. I have no interest and-
KOS-MOS: *rips open her shirt*
Jr.: whoa, hello, um I think you need to leave, now…
KOS-MOS: I am hurt! I am going to strip naked until you see the beauty in me.
Jr.: *pops some pills* hopefully I’ll make it out alive…
Mary: Was it a good idea to leave him alone with her?
Shion: No. But he deserves it for butting in.
Gaignun: I never want to see any of you play with those cucumbers again.
MOMO: Pickles.
Gaignun: Yeah those.
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KOS-MOS: I'm sleepy
chaos: Me too. I slept enough... but I've been tired lately.
KOS-MOS: why?
chaos: huh.
KOS-MOS: question, I asked.
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Albedo: OH MY GOD I just realized something
Jr.: What???
Albedo: Okay, look at a map of Sweden. Then cover up the top half. It looks... kinda dirty.
Jr.: …
Albedo: And with Norway there, too...
Jr.: …
Albedo: Looks like the countries are having a little fettuccini alfredo goin' on!
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Margulis: I have found you, Jin Uzuki!
Jin: Margulis! Where did you come from?
Margulis: The Italian restaurant down the street.
Jin: O---kay…
Margulis: Hey, Uzuki. You want a breadstick?
Jin: What?
chaos: I think that's sexual harassment.
Canaan: ...
chaos: At least he didn't offer you an Italian sausage.
Jin: Thank you for breaking my brain.
Canaan: ...urge to kill rising.
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Albedo: So! How was YOUR day, Red?
Kevin: ... *just came out of Wilhelm's office and is rather bruised all over*
Albedo: Sucks to be you! Haha, get it? Sucks!
Kevin: Shut up, Albedo. He just beat me up is all. Your jokes are so tiring.
Albedo: *doesn't seem to hear him* It must be crazy getting boshed by Wilhelm! *laughs*
Kevin: Crazy like you? And… at least I never got it by my father.
Albedo: ...............that... was a low blow. Didn't your mother teach you any manners?
Kevin: Albedo… *warning glare*
Albedo: OH! Wait a minute! You don't HAVE a mother! She's dead! I guess that means you need to shut the hell up! That's what I'd do if my mother was dead: shut the hell up! Shut. The. hell. Up! That's right, Kevy! You think I'm gonna take orders from the Red Testament? You may be Wilhelm's slap toy but you're gonna---GAAAAHH!!!
Kevin: *ATTACK*
Virgil: Holy crap! CAT FIGHT!
Voyager: *grabs some popcorn*
Virgil: Hey, share! *steals some*
Voyager: *wonders if there will be action following the fight*
Virgil: ...don't ever think about that again.
Voyager: Sorries.
Albedo: *beats Kevin*
Kevin: gah.
Virgil: A winner is you!
Albedo: Hell yeah. FEELS GOOD TO BE A WINNER, AIRHEAD! Hahaha Airhead.
Kevin: Does it feel that good, Albedo? You… you… *cries*
Wilhelm: *appears* That's enough, both of you. Kevin, come with me.
Kevin: But we just...
Wilhelm: ...are you questioning me?
Kevin: No, sir! *follows Wilhelm*
Albedo: Yes indeedy. A winner is me.
Voyager: Hey, I was right! Right?
Virgil: …NO.
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Virgil: "I'm blue, da-ba-dee da-ba-dai!"
Albedo: *blink*
Virgil: That's my song, duh. 90’s American pop culture.
Albedo: Mine is better.
Virgil: Bullcrap.
Albedo: "I'M PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY!" Get it? Because of my white outfit…
Virgil: …
Voyager: "Back in black, I hit the sack!"
Virgil: …please never talk about the sack again.
Voyager: Sorries.
Kevin: …
Virgil: Say something, god damn!
Kevin: …something.
Albedo: EARTH TO DIPSHIT! You forgot to declare your song, dumbass! HAHAHAH
Kevin: *sighs* "…if you want to be free, take a sip of this tea, join the Red Oyster Cult."
Virgil: You know, Red, you can really be a total ditz sometimes…
Kevin: Shut your mouth before I--- *whine*
Wilhelm: That's enough, Winnicot.
Kevin: I apologize.
Wilhelm: You can make it up to me later with your pleas of help from my torturing.
Virgil: He's got you WHIPPED, Kevy! Oops, I mean Red.
Albedo: OOH! Somebody just got owned, and I think it was Kevin Kevin!
Kevin: …I really hate you all. *stalks off to sulk*
Voyager: "Back in black, I hit the---"
Virgil: ---NO.
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Albedo: Hey, guys! Fortune cookies!
Virgil: Sweet-ass. *opens one* "Beware your brothers in arms; sibling rivalry may abound."
Albedo: In bed!
Virgil: *cringes* I'm not even going to ponder that one.
Voyager: My turn. *opens cookie* "Beware of the past, for it may come back to haunt you."
Albedo: In bed!
Voyager: *smirks*
Virgil: ...please don't ever smirk like that again.
Voyager: Sorries.
Albedo: *opens his* "Growth of the spirit is stronger than growth of the body."
Virgil: In bed!
Albedo: *cough* BULLSHIT. I think someone mixed up my fortune with Rubedo's. HAHAHA!!! *averts eye seeing if Jr. is around*
Virgil: Easy thing to do.
Albedo: I'm offended! HAHAHA
Kevin: *opens a cookie and silently reads the fortune* ...
Albedo: Read it out loud!
Kevin: ...I'd rather not.
Virgil: Read it, Kevy, or we'll do it for you.
Kevin: ...fine. It says, "You will always be forced to submit to a higher power."
Albedo & Virgil: IN BED!
Voyager: *cackles*
Albedo: That's old news right there.
Virgil: No kidding. Happens all the time.
Kevin: ...
Albedo: No thanks, Red. Wilhelm will beat my ass if I take you up on that.
Virgil: I don't swing that way, anyhow.
Voyager: *snickers*
Kevin: I hate you all!
Wilhelm: *walks in* What's going on?
Albedo: Fortune cookies, boss! *tosses him one*
Wilhelm: Oh? *opens it* "Your adversary has more bountiful assets."
Albedo: *snorts with laughter and whispers* In bed...!
Wilhelm: ...pardon me? *narrows eyes*
Albedo: I said nothing! *tries to keep a straight face*
Wilhelm: My manhood feels threatened. *sulks* Kevin Winnicot, come with me. I need to... speak to you.
Kevin: Yes, sir. *follows Wilhelm*
Albedo: Here we go again! I wonder what they do…
Virgil: This is getting old!
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Shion: *goes to work, looking really tired*
Miyuki: Shion! ... Um…what's wrong?
Shion: I... didn't sleep last night.
Togashi: Why?
Shion: Kevin was... um, visiting me... that's why.
Togashi: Oho! Was he, now? Didja do it?
Shion: None of your business!
Miyuki: *drags Shion off to a corner* You can tell me!
Shion: Well... yes. *dreamy smile*
Miyuki: Oh my God, no way! *giggles* So ...how was he?
Shion: What do you think? He kept me up all night. He's amazing.
Miyuki: *loudly* What? How can he be when he's an idiot?
Shion: Miyuki, shut up!
Allen: What's going on?
Togashi: Kevin scored with Shion last night.
Allen: ...what?
Togashi: Bed-action, duh!
Shion: You're asking for it, all of you!
Allen: T'm not ever gonna get any...
Kevin: *walks in* Morning, everyone!
Vector People: *all whoop and cheer*
Kevin: ...
Togashi: Kevin, you dog! *makes some questionable gestures*
Kevin: What did I do?
Togashi: Her! *points to Shion*
Shion: *points to Miyuki* THIS IS ALL HER FAULT! *runs off to the bathroom to hide*
Miyuki: She always blames me...
Kevin: It's gonna be a looooong day.
Wilhelm: *over the intercom* Damn straight.
Vector People: THE BOSS.
Wilhelm: Kids, don't fornicate. It spoils your complexion. Unless you're me, of course. *strikes a pose*
Togashi: Well I guess Allen's never going to have another pimple!
Allen: *runs off to the bathroom to cry*
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Tony: So anyway, I'm pretty much ill. I got some sleep this morning, and when I got up, so did my breakfast. Meaning I ATE A HUGE BOWL OF VOMIT-O'S.
Jr.: Huh. I see….
Tony: Yeah…
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Wilhelm: Can I grope you?
chaos: No.
Kevin: Can I grope you?
chaos: No.
Wilhelm: Can Kevin grope you?
chaos: NO.
Virgil: Can I grope you?
chaos: NO!
Voyager: Can I grope you?
chaos: .........
Albedo: Can I—
chaos: NO, SHUT UP!
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Albedo: I'm gonna jam the Durandal.
MOMO: How do you do that?
Albedo: Watch and learn, ma peche. *launches a gigantic jar of raspberry jam at the Durandal*
Jam: *smashes into the Durandal*
Jr.: Dammit! We've been jammed! *tastes the jam* There's only one person who would give me the raspberry! ALBEDOOOO!!!
Albedo: *laughs* Since I can’t blow you one. Hhahaha
Jin: *watches from E.S. Reuben* OOH! A big sticky phallus!
Canaan: ...
chaos: Let's not talk about that.
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MOMO: Checkmate!
Jr.: Shit! I really screwed myself over on that one!*tosses cards*
Albedo: You could of won if you'd listened to me, Rubedo.
MOMO: "Have," Albedo. He could have won.
Albedo: ...
Jr.: *grin*
Albedo: Ma peche?
MOMO: Yes?
Albedo: Bite me.
MOMO: I think I'll pass you up on that offer.
Albedo: You don't know what you're missing.
Jr.: HEY! WHOA, WHOA, HOLD IT!
Albedo: *laughs* I’m a pervert.
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Wilhelm: Lalalala someone smack me.
Jr.: WITH PLEASURE. *smacks*
Everyone Else: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kevin: *sulks*
Kevin: Albedo, you do realize that you're WHITE.
Albedo: Uh yeah. What?
Kevin: You're also incredibly stupid.
Albedo: Oh yeah? Well, yo' mama's so fat, when she got turned into a Gnosis, the Hilbert Effect couldn't even hit her other side!
Kevin: I'm going to go do drugs and cut myself.
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Jr.: I’m in a giving mood ask me anything…
*reporters flock*
Jr.: Er..
KOS-MOS: *runs through* Three questions: please answer all three? Plllleeeaaassee?? What.... is your name? WHAT.... do you think of me? WHAT.... IS THE COLOR OF NIGHT?
Jr.: …. One, Rubedo. I was named after Jung theories. Two,I really don't know what to think. You are a battle android that shouldn’t have these emotions towards me. And you shouldn't be wearing such racy..sexy, er, clothing.
Three, whatever it is, it's probably the same color as my DARK SOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUL!!! There.
KOS-MOS: *blink*
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Shion: Tralalalala cupcakes.
Jr.: You guys like my new outfit? It’s for Xenosaga III.
Shion: I don’t have one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jr.: …Sexist Japan.
Shion: I KNOW.
Chaos: Where’s your long coat thingy?
Jr.: *shrug*
MOMO: It’s neat…
Ziggy: It smells like cows, I mean leather.
Jin: Hmm… easy to look at now.. *checks out*
Jr.: …
Canaan: I wish I had one just like that.
KOS-MOS: I like it. It is fastidious.
Chaos: Why do you get one first, I can’t wait for mine.
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Jr: *bangs on door* Dammit Canaan! Get out of there already!!! I have to go to the bathroom REALLY badly!
Canaan: I’ll only be in here for three more minutes.
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Telos: Silence you Mechanical Doll!!!
KOS-MOS: IM NOT A DOLL!!!
Telos: ?
KOS-MOS: I’m an action figure....
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Albedo: Why am I even here?
MOMO: Once you get past denial, you'll be on the road to recovery.
Albedo: What's there to recover? I'm perfectly fine!
Kevin: I know it hard, but you have to say it.
Albedo: NO! I'm not like you all!
Jr: Come on... it's just one small sentence.
Albedo: But....
Gaignun: Go on.
Albedo: ...my name is Albedo Yuriev, and I'm a... recovering pedophile. *Breaks down in tears*
Everyone: *Goes to give him a group hug*
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Shion: Jr. I REALLY need to use the restroom. Can you please tell me where it is?
Jr: Sure thing. *points* Okay, you go down the hallway, take a left, then a right, you'll see a hole in the wall. Go around the window into the next floor, there will be a mine-cart. Get in the mine-cart and ride it all the way down the tracks but make sure you jump out before it reaches a cliff. Grab the vine, swing down to the lake. You'll see alligators in the lake, so go back up the vine and head towards the accessory shop. Give the clerk the secret password "TELLMYASS" and he will give you a slab of meat. Go back down the vine to the alligators and throw the meat as far to the right as you can. After you've thrown the meat, swim across to the other side. You'll be in a building once again. Go up the broken stairs and into the room in front of you. The room will explode, sorry we'll fix it later, so go back out and back across the lake, up the vine, up the mine-cart track and back to me. When you come back to me, look to the right and there’s the bathroom.
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Yuriev: Ha! I now have the looks of a young male, with the stamina to match!
Albedo: I dunno, I kinda liked you better with black hair.
Yuriev: SILENCE!
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Durandal female worker: If that space-time anomaly keeps expanding, it'll engulf this whole region of space. There won't be anywhere left to run... OH NO! *whines*
Jr.: Yeah, that's too bad......*lean* say, you don't wanna die a virgin, do you?
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chaos: Hi I am chaos.
Albedo: neigh neigh.
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14 January 2007 00:01 EST | Posted by games6/shiseiten
Design Materials old-version
1. Heinlein is head of the religious Ormus association, looking for Lost Jerusalem and the body of Jesus Christ.
2. Faberonia is a Realien. The mother of Cecile and Cathe, she was used as a test case during U-TIC's Zohar Control Project. Sent early in the project to the plant Milchia and subjected to numerous experiments, she met a battle-wounded Virgil one day and slowly fell in love for a short time after repeated meetings with the human. Slaughtered by a fellow Realian when the Milchian war intensified.
3. The original KOSMOS prototype was the same as Chaos a long long time ago, existing as wave beings (maybe similar to the wave existence?). It was later stolen by Wilhelm for his own personal plans. Chaos is hoping to turn KOSMOS back into her original form
4. Jr., the major male character, appears to be youthful, but has actually just passed his late 20's birthday. Same age as Albedo, his twin brother.
He is portrayed in the story as an impulsive, reckless, and passionate. A lover of women by nature, though his personality is flawed is the way he uses his innocent looks to make girls fawn over him, his drinking habits and other habits such as gambling could be one also. On the other hand, his attitude towards other men is caustic and he has no trouble bluntly saying whatever he wants to them. Despite that, he has wide knowledge about the world, and he occasionally acts more his age even and makes bold statements that cut right into the heart of matters. Enjoys collecting old books and guns.
5. U-Do is a conscious existence, evolved from an artificial brain life form created as a navigational device for the U.M.N. Its internal systems were the basis for the Realian project. Claimed by U-TIC during the Milchia Conflict for use as a control device for Zohar, a mutation machine, but went berserk, releasing the Gnosis in the process.
The cause behind what U-Do did was officially described by higher-ups in the Stellar Federation as a program gone out of control, but the real reason was a new existence borne into this universe by the opening of a path to a higher dimension. U-Do is looking for the half of its body that was taken from it by this existence. Having existed for so long as a single brain, separated from the outside, it is not clearly aware of itself or the rest of the world.
6. Virgil is the lieutenant of the Marines division. The war twelve years ago that came to be known at the Milchian Conflict took the life of Faberonia, his dearly beloved, and since then he has held a deep-seated hatred for Realians. He is killed in the first episode by KOS-MOS, but appears on occasion in spirit form later as part of Wilhelm's Vanguard Force. A man with a treacherous face, DME poisoning (an illness caused by injecting Realian body tissue into the bloodstream) has given him cracked, scarred skin all over his body (note: DME is also mentioned in the UMN Database).
7. Joachim Mizrahi is a genius of rare caliber. Constructor of Hilbert theory and developer of D.S.S.S. Joined Project Zohar after his research caught the eye of Wilhelm. Soon realizing the danger behind the project, he quit the research group after the death of his daughter, Sakura. Retired from public life and secluded in his Mizrahi Brain Physics Laboratory, his own lab on the planet Miluchia. After receiving contacts from the secret society Ormus, founded the U-TIC organization. Returned to Zohar research afterward, creating the M.O.M.O. Realien series in the process. Joachim's goal is to find a way to meet his deceased daughter again - to create a road to heaven. He is the only person who has discovered the link between Zohar and the intrinsic structure of the universe, but eventually ends up attracting the Gnosis to the human race.
8. Jan Saucer, otherwise known as Ziggy. He was an anti-terrorist cop with a wife and son, then he died, got turned into Robocop by Ziggurat Industries, his wife and son were killed in an 'accident'. The "Tensegrity Project" is the Warp Drive project almost 200 years ago that created Testament and killed Jan's family.
10. Chaos is essentially a nonsensical character based on the Buddhism doctrine in a sense. He speaks with a calm, clear, somewhat philosophical voice. Although seemingly around 16 years old, his true age is unknown. His main characteristics are his deep, clear eyes and silver hair.
He has never told anyone anything about himself except his name, so the path that led him to where he is today, and indeed whether he has any memory of his past at all, is a complete mystery. His existence is similar to that of a ghost of apparition; he causes great things to happen unconsciously simply by being there. He exists because he is acknowledged by others as being there-a way of life he is trying to find a way of dealing with. chaos possesses absolute power, but knowing the history of the ages as he does, he feels a kind of fear of power-especially the power of words-and he never uses it to strive for his own desires. Instead he believes that the future of the universe must lie in people who live the way Jr. does, with the will to live, the will to advance, and most of all a sense of self-awareness. He has no qualms with helping such people.
Since he is knowledgeable of everything in the universe, he will be portrayed throughout the story as a bright, well-mannered young man that always looks at the current situation from a removed perspective. His name means 'chaos'. "
11. In AD 2000, Wilhelm formed the foundation of Vector Industries, which has owned the technology from then till Episode I. He believes in the "Der Wille zur Macht" in each human being and wants to use all this power to save the human race from a "great horrible future" that he envisions.
12. Sellers is a scientist in the Ormus association. A colleague and fierce rival of Joachim, he plagiarizes the results of his research after his death. Sellers is being guided in the background by business or political interests, but apparently this area won't be explored in the Xenosaga series.
13. Allen is the vice project head of the KOS-MOS Project, Vector Development Team No. 1. Holds some feelings for Shion, his boss, but rarely brings these feelings to the forefront. The accident that took the life of Kevin, Shion's former lover, and the inferiority complex Allen held against him, are still too fresh in his mind. A simple and honest young man who speaks freely and easily.
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10 January 2007 00:01 EST | Posted by games6/shiseiten
Xenosaga: Official Design Materials
Gaignun Kukai Jr.
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His mind wavers between the steadiness and the non-steadiness
* Individual attributes
Gender: male
Birthdate: publicly, T.C. June 26th, 4755 (4751 in episode 2-3), officially, June 26th, 4741 T.C.
appearence – 12 in episode 1, transition change to early teenage year in next episodes
real age,
26-27 episode 1-2.
27-28 episode 3.
Episode 1
Height: {~4'7"}
Weight: {~84lbs}
Episode 2-3
Height: {~5'5"}
Weight: {~109lbs}
Chest: 31
Waist: 25
Hips: 28
Shoe size: 6-or-7
Like: History, movies, reading, antique, style, firearm, gambling, weekend, old art, deliberating, achievement, valor, ardor, self respect
Dislike: Insomnia, long hours, irresponsible, rain, carelessness, disagreeing to him, big schedule, high-pitched noise, spinelessness, nuisance
* Affiliation
Representative Director and CEO of the Kukai Foundation
* Enneagram type
According to Enneagram personality classification, Jr, in his connection to
career, is classified with a type-8 characteristic (daring, greatly self-confident, coercive, immoral, temper, confrontational).
Shion Uzuki
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The side of her optimism-like originated in her feeling of nothingness
* Individual Attributes
Gender: female
Born: May 16th, T.C. 4745, age 22, episode 1-2. 23, episode 3.
Episode 1
Height: {~5'4"}
Weight: {~106lbs}
Episode 2-3
Height: {~5'8 1/2"}
Weight: {~119lbs}
Bust: 32
Waist: 26
Hips: 33
Shoe size: 7
Like: Romance, love, quality time, hard work, dedication, flowers, teddy bears, new advances, stillness, shop
Dislike: Ardor, legends, running, annoyances, people unwilling to listen, no substance, being late
* Affiliation
Affiliated with Vector Industry's 1st R&D Division. Chief developer of the KOS-MOS (Kosmos Obey Strategic Multi-purpose Operation System) Development Project
Integrated Operation System.
* Enneagram Type
According to Enneagram personality classification, Shion is classified in her behavior aspect with a type-7 characteristic (talent-rich, impulsive, extreme emotions, guilt, high-spirited).
KOS-MOS
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Give me your pain. Will pain fill me?
* Individual attributes
Outer-surface appearance of gender: female
Outer-surface appearance of age: roughly 18 years old episode 1. roughly new built systems age, 24, episode 2-3
Episode 1
Height: {~5'6"}
Weight: {~203lbs}
Episode 2-3
Height: {~5'10"}
Weight: {~250lbs}
Bust: 39
Waist: 28
Hips: 35
Shoe size: 6
* Affiliation
Vector Industries First R&D Division.
Ziggy
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The man who lives for 100 years with being tormented by sorrow
* Individual attributes
Gender, male. Born in the year T.C.4637, January 5th. His outward appearance is from the
time of his death at age 30.
Height – all episodes – (~6’3”)
Weight – Undetermined -
Like: Taking action, pride, under company, patience, poise, under leadership
Dislike: Attention, inaction, unwilling, unjustified
* Affiliation
Galaxy Federation Government Contact Subcommittee Deployment Equipment
* Enneagram type
According to the Enneagram personality classification, Ziggy is classified as a type 9 (calm / makes other people relax / passive / careless)
MOMO
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She is dreaming she become a human being
* Individual attributes
Gender: female
Birthdate: Activation unknown, appearance and programs capabilities are at age 12.
Episode 1
Height: {~4'8"}
Weight: {~82lbs}
Episode 2-3
Height: {~5'2"}
Weight: {~95lbs}
Bust: 28
Waist: 23
Hips: 31
Shoe size: 3
Like: Stuffed bunnies, cooking, baking, amusement, dancing undertaking assignments, politeness, sleeping early
Dislike: Lying, offensiveness, antagonism, overeating, stomach aches, cold days, tedium
* Affiliation
Mizrahi lab 100 series prototype used for other 100 series
chaos
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All his ability and his existence are concealed in the chaos
* Individual Attributes
Gender: male
Date of Birth: unknown
Outward physical appearance: roughly 16 years old, episode 1, episode 2-3, roughly early 20’s.
Episode 1
Height: (~5'7")
Weight: {~112lbs}
Episode 2-3
Height: {~5'7"}
Weight: {~114lbs}
Chest: 31
Waist: 25
Hips: 29
Shoe size: 8
* Affiliation
One of the crew of the cargo & passenger space freighter Elsa, which is under the control of the Kukai Foundation.
* Enneagram Type
According to Enneagram personality assessment, chaos, in his connection to people, is classified with a type-9 characteristic (calm & quiet, giving peace-of-mind to others, passive, distant).
Like: Ocean, nature, animal, earth crust, harmony, small chats, converse, stretching, charms
Dislike: Harm, arguing, cream pudding, misplacing, accusing others
Allen Ridgely
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His thought is rewarded when all of her is understood
*Individual Attributes
Gender: Male
Born: July 12th,T.C. 4743, age 24 episode 1-2, 25 episode 3
All episodes
Height: (~5'9")
Weight: (~122lbs)
*Affiliation
Vector Industries First R&D Division. Vice Chief of the KOS-MOS (Kosmos Obey
Strategic Multiple Operation System) development project integrated operation
system lab.
*Enneagram Type
According to Enneagram personality classification, Allen is categorized as a Type-6 (devoted, loyal, passive-aggressive, indecisive).
Like: Fishing, prosperity, exercise, jokes, exploring interests, math, bath houses
Dislike: Anger, feeling out of place, loneliness, despair, virtues, uneasiness feelings he gets
Kevin Winnicot
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He was killed by KOS-MOS, because he protected Shion
* Individual attributes
Gender, male. October 22nd, T.C. 4739~T.C. 4765. Age at death, 26 years old.
* Affiliation
At time of death: affiliated with Vector Industries First R & D Division. The
person in charge of the KOS-MOS (Depend on Order Strategic Multipurpose Control
System) development plan integration and operation system development.
* Enneagram type
Based on the Enneagram personality classification, he is classified as a type 5
(innovative (or reformist) / analytic / extremist / convention breaker).
Gaignun Kookai
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Representative director of Kookai-Foundation
* Individual attributes
Gender: male. Birthdate September 17th, T.C. 4743
25 years old, episode 1. 26 years old, episode 2-3.
Height (~6’0”)
Weight (~146lbs)
* Affiliation
Kookai Foundation representative director.
* Enneagram type
According to the Enneagram personality analysis, Gaignun is classified as a type 8 (gallant / certain).
Albedo Piazzolla
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The behavior filled with his insanity cuts others into pieces without mercy
* Individual Attributes
Gender: male
Birthdate: June 26th, T.C. 4741, age 26-27 episode 1-2, 27-28 episode 3
Height: {~6'3"}
* Affiliation
None.
* Enneagram Type
According to Enneagram personality assessment, Albedo, in his connection to
people, is classified with a type-8 characteristic, But his state is an extremely unhealthy one.
(psychosis, greatly self-
confident, intelligent).
Margulis
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The disappearance of the Ariadne planet, It doesn't matter to him
* Individual attributes
Gender, male. Born in the year T.C. 4723 on March 1st, 44 years old.
* Affiliation
U-TIC Organization. Commander.
* Enneagram type
According to the Enneagram personality analysis, Margulis is classified as a
type 8 (brave / confident in himself / coercive / confrontational).
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Shion: Guess what. I was watching the news in the Elsa lounge and I saw some two kids that got kidnapped a long time ago appear and you know what?
Jr.: What?
Shion: Well, the older one is HOT. HOT HOT HOT. And he's not even 16! But seriously, I mean... look at him! I am going to hell for this.
Jr.: ….
Shion: But in my defense, he looks more like he's 18 than 15! Right...? Right.
Jr.: I’m not going to say anything on this one.
KOS-MOS: I guess I’m going to hell too. Because, damn, that is a cutie.
Shion: YAY! I'll have someone to share the fiery bench with.
Jr.: …
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Tony: I got fined for selling cigarettes to a minor.
Jr.: What?
Tony: Five hundred US dollars.
Jr.: You're bullshitting.
*Tony hands him the summons.*
Jr.: I didn't think they even enforced this.
Tony: Living proof. Me.
Jr.: I thought you never sold cigarettes to kids.
Tony: I don't; you did.
Jr.:*pause* Really?
Tony: Little girl. Maybe five years old?
Jr.: Holy shit. That girl?
Tony: As opposed to the hundreds of other children you let buy cigarettes whenever you show up at work.
Jr.: Then how come you got the fine?
Tony: Because I'm here.
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Nephilim: Shion. The time has...
Albedo: Hey, Nephilim! Tell Shion what her brother likes on his cereal!
Nephilim: ...come.
Jr.: ….
chaos: Um..
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chaos: Hi.
Jin: Hi.
Matthews: GET A ROOM
Jin: You assume too much. -walks off with Jr.-
Matthews: Not chaos?
Jr.: Don't just stand there; help me! I AM BEING ABDUCTED.
Hammer: No.
Matthews: SHUT UP.
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Ziggy: I need to talk to Jr. But looks what’s on his door! I can never see him.
Online: "What do you want?"
Away: "Wandered off, probably."
NA: "Not here. Obviously."
Occupied: "Busy."
Out to Lunch: "I need a break."
On the Phone: "See: Occupied."
Here: “Go away”
Chaos: Oh well…umm I don’t know. I guess he doesn’t like us anymore.
KOS-MOS: I am sadden by this but I will not say a word.
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Ziggy: Have you ever played Final Fantasy?
Jin: Yeah it’s fun.
Ziggy: Yeah…
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Chaos: Transgender!!
Jr.: What?
Chaos: I think it is very strange…
Jr.: I don’t think we should talk about it.
Chaos: ARE YOU?
Jr.: What? No!
Chaos: Hmmm…I have a feeling someone we know is a transgendered.
Jr.: That’s just silly.
Chaos: Is it? Is it silly?
Jr.: Now you got me wondering.
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Shion: I must find out about my father.
Jr.: My father was a train wreck. He always-
Shion: SHUTUP!
Jr.: What?
Shion: It’s my story too! We’re supposed to share.
Jr.: I’m sorry to say our game was created in Sexist Japan.
Shion: True. Okay I’ll do what you say…
Jr.: That was quick...
Shion: it’s Sexist Japan, I have to.
Jr.: …
Shion: This book is making fun of its own country.
Jr.: Is that so?
Shion: It’s calling itself Sexist Japan.
Jr.: I said that, not this book.
Shion: Yeah.
Jr.: …
Shion: So nothing matters what I say now. Okay?
Jr.: Um I didn’t say you didn’t have to say anything..
Shion: I’ll do anything you say.
Jr.: Anything…?
Albedo: PLEASE STOP IT!
Jr.: …? What?
Albedo: Nightmares…stay AWAY.
Jr.: What are you talking about?
Albedo: It’s nothing. Let’s continue our verbal abuse on Sexist Japan and why you get to crack the whip on your lackeys.
Jr.: Don’t call them lackeys. They are contemporaries.
Everyone: Awwww… we think.
Albedo: No. They are your minions!
Jr.: I’m not running a depraved army here.
Albedo: I bet you gave them all names TOO. *points at Jin* The devil ninja *at Ziggy* The flaxen warrior, *at KOS-MOS* the sex appeal, *at chaos* the neigh-sayer, *at MOMO* the luring snare trap, *at Shion*, right hand woman.
Jr.: Yes that’s all their names. You got it.
Ziggy: I don’t understand this.
Albedo: You are the brave warrior of death. Jin is the quick dark ninja full of hate, KOS-MOS is the seductress to foil others plans, chaos is, well.. NEIGH!!, MOMO is the cute girl making people think she is a good person when you all come in and slaughter everyone distracted by her cuteness, and Shion is your evil personal assistant.
MOMO: I don’t like this fixture.
Albedo: I say nothing but the truth, peche.
Jr.: Come on my minions let us go.
Albedo: No sarcasm allowed, missy.
Jr.: Missy?
Albedo: Missy? Missy who? You!
Jr.: cute.
Albedo: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jr.: see ya.
Albedo: Wilhelm how did I do this time?
Wilhelm: Three more mask intervals.
Albedo: Yes!
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KOS-MOS: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
MOMO: *holds up mistletoe* Anyone?
Albedo: Don’t mind if I do, peche.
Jr.: Oh God, that is just sick.
Albedo: Don’t you dare use this mistletoe with Shion!
Jr.: ..Why would I?
Albedo: Oh phew…so it truly was a dream.
Shion: Jr. come here!
Albedo: DON’T GO, BROTHER. DON’T GO! SHE’S A SUCCUBUS!
Jr.: Shutup Albedo, let go of my leg!
Albedo: No no no no no no no pleeease.
Shion: Jr…? Don’t you want some fruitcake I made for you? It’s for being such a good person in charge to all of us… I made all by myself...
Albedo: NO RUBEDO! SHE PROBABLY PUT SOME SEDATIVES IN IT SO SHE CAN PLAY WITH YOU!
Jr.: Oh God.
Albedo: NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Shion: Oh well I guess MOMO will get some.
Albedo: *lets go* PECHE!!! NOOOOO!!! DON’T EAT IT.
Jr.: ….
Shion: Is he alright?
Jr.: He’s been acting rather strange lately.
MOMO: Albedo tickled my chest!
Jr.: Whoa, what??
Albedo: Tee hee!
MOMO: Jr. is Santa coming tomorrow?
Jr.: Um,
Albedo: I’M SANTA!
MOMO: Nevermind…
Albedo: Peche gets me for Christmas.
MOMO: NO! *prepares a slap and backhands Jr.* oops.
Albedo: HAHAHAHAHAAAA. You rascals play nice now!
Jr.: Just shutup Albedo. And MOMO if you do that again I’ll lock you up in the cabinet.
Chaos: We know how MOMO can be a little grating sometimes…but that was just plain rude.
Jin: And on Christmas. Yeow.
Jr.: Sorry.
Chaos: Yeah Jin is right.
MOMO: Where’s my present!? I wanted a kitty!
Jr.: I got you a stuffed one.
MOMO: yay!
Albedo: My peche deserves me for Christmas.
KOS-MOS: Woe is me. No one wants a kiss from I.
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*15 years ago, the Yuriev institute has a fire drill in the middle of winter*
Albedo: *shivers* It's coooold! *whines*
Rubedo: Shut your face.
Nigredo: ... Well it is pretty cold….
Rubedo: Dammit! They should let us back in!
Albedo: That's what I'm screamin'. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Yuriev: Alright, children. You can go back inside.
Rubedo: Man, this fire drill sucked. Lame.
Albedo: Didn't it, though? It sucked a cold ass, too.
Nigredo: *eyeroll* Guys...
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Albedo: you ate WASABI?! (no one i know can go near that stuff...)
Jin: Yeah, I dab a little of it on the ginger and dip it in soy sauce and it's good!
Sometimes I get too much. Then my nose burns and my eyes water and I almost die.
Albedo: so calm about it.
Jr.: That’s Jin for ya.
Albedo: I'm allergic to cheese but i like pizza.
Jr.: whatever analogy
Albedo: Stick a fork in me, Rubedo I'm dyin'.
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Shion: I got 9 lives!!
Jr.: Err, you don't mean 190481203821 lives
KOS-MOS: *uses revert* HA!!!!!!! *does a split*
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Shion: Jr………….Jr…JR.
Jr.: …?
Shion: Can you drive me to Miyuki’s?
Jr.: Can’t you?
Shion: No, I can’t drive till next year because I ran over a moose….
Jr.: Fine, but its dark outside.
Shion: I have to go and chit chat with her about Allen and how he stuck a whole fish bowl in his mouth.
Jr.: Okay okay! Get in.
Shion: This is snazzy.
Jr.: Yeah it’s Gaignun’s His is faster.
Shion: Smells like…white chocolate.
Jr.: *drives* I hate Miltia two lanes.
Shion: SHE LIVES OVER THERE!
Jr.: ……
Albedo: SURPRISE SURPRISE
Shion: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Albedo: PULLING SOME FUNNY BUSINESS ARE YOU??????
*minutes later*
Jr.: Okay phew, I locked him up in the trunk somehow.
Shion: HURRY HURRY PLEASE!!
Albedo: *knocks* Knock knock who’s there? FRENCH NINJAS. Sneaky bastards.
They're extinct now.
They took their own life after learning of the French's reputation…
Or they all turned japanese,I wouldn't know.Or killed off by the ninjas. Or Pac-Lady ate them.
Jr.: *growl* I KNEW this would happen.
Shion: Can I eat in the car?
Jr.: *shrug* not mine, go ahead.
Albedo: FOOD of LIES
Albedo: Gimme your nuts!
Jr.: WHAT?
Albedo: I want nuuuuts.
Shion: Nuts?
Albedo: MY SUNDAE IS BARE.
Jr.: Turn where?
Shion: Um..
Jr.: HURRY UP!
Albedo: Hey yo yo yo yo yo. I need an empire to overthrow…
Shion: The small street..
Jr.: Okay whatever house it is I’m leaving you here. Go.
Shion: …. *slowly crawls out*
Albedo: HO HO HO HIPPITY YEE HAW
Jr.: *bangs head on steering wheel*
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Jr.:*kicks KOS-MOS* Androids are easily amused with Internet-speak!!
KOS-MOS: Y HULO THAR
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KOS-MOS: Should I dye my hair???
Jr.: *shrug*
KOS-MOS: Blonde, red, black, brown?
Jr.: Blonde. Possibly black? Nah, too Mary Magdalene. Blonde.
KOS-MOS: You think so?
Jr.: *shrug* Yeah
KOS-MOS: Would I be… what humans say, hot? Sexy?
Jr.: Why are you asking me?
KOS-MOS: ………opinions!
Jr.: I said it already...
KOS-MOS: shank you. I bid you good day.
Jr.: Did she just say shank??
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Albedo: *pops out from under desk* NO GOES!!
Mary: Albedo's coming out of the desk!
Gaignun: I KNEW IT. *puts on chastity belt*
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Albedo: Throw my balls at him!!
Mary: AH!..wha…what?
Albedo: NO! I contributed those pool table balls! Throw THOSE at HIM.
Mary: ......oh
Jr: yaoi fiend.
Mary: WHUT
Jr.: Jokin’
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Gaignun: *tele* ALBEDO! Why is Jr hiding underneath the pool table? Did someone say his safety sentence?!
Albedo: *laughs*
Gaignun: Albedo, answ-- Mary! Stop poking him with the pool stick!
Mary: Oops
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Shelley: I found something!
KOS-MOS: THAT'S NOT A PLAYTHING, THAT'S MY ARM!!! GIVE IT BACK, WENCH!
Shelley: OW! the arm's slapping me!
Albedo: MAKE IT SPANK YOU!
Arm: *materializes a gun and shoots Albedo*
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MOMO: Ziggy? Why is Jr. screaming that he feels like he's being torn apart?
Ziggy: He's a masochist maybe?
MOMO: What's a m—
Ziggy: Google it.
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Jr.: I feel kind of bummed today…
*people start flocking*
MOMO: Feel better!
Gaignun: Please do
Albedo: you suck.
Shion: Aww Jr. if you ever need a shoulder two cry on you know where I live and stuff.
chaos: OH MY GOD. Jr. Stop wearing my shorts!
Albedo: Not him, I took them! HAHAHA
Ziggy: You need help.
Juli: ...Gaignun Kukai Junior I made you a gift basket to help you feel better.
Hammer: You’re so sad all the time
Jin: Get well I want to go on an adventure!
Mary: JUNYA YOU'RE SAD AGAIN Stop being sad; I’ll give you kisses!
Shelley: Life sucks, don't it?
Allen: You are so mean to me. Feel the pain of being sad.
Kevin: *steals a kidney* *runs*
Allen: OW! *falls*
Helmer: ...I had no idea you were sad these days, Rubedo.
Matthews: Hi Little Master? Be a man and kick people in the rear, that's all I'm sayin'.
Tony: AH HA meet any cute girls for me?
Jr: Tony, shut up.
KOS-MOS: My sincerest apologies... *has blonde hair*
T-elos: You're sad. That’s what you get for shooting holes in my legs.
Wilhelm: Inferior beings are always sad.
100 Series Realian #31324: Awww...
Miyuki: Don't be said. Girls will get rid of all the worries out of you if you know what I mean.
Canaan: Beer's on me, man. Rough day for us all.
Yuriev: Good thing you’re not cutting yourself, eh?
Sakura: BOO! Cheer up, buttercup.
Citrine: *laughs*
Virgil: Sorry.
Sellers: Like I care.
Margulis: GROW A PAIR
Pellegri: ... sorry to hear that. Get better.
Jr.: ….wow. I feel a little better now.
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Albedo: Show, don't tell-
Gaignun: Don't you dare!
Albedo: *points to Gaignun* *yells* HE’S GAY!
Jr: WHAT?
Gaignun: I'M NOT!
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Jr.: *fluffs up hair* Bad hair day or what?
Ziggy: It looks the same.
Jr.: Nooo it's all kinds of nasty right now. *fluffs*
Ziggy: ……….
Jr.: *puts head down and fluffs hair*
MOMO: *strolls in, shoots everyone with glitter, strolls out*
Jr.: *sprays and ruffles hair* Grr! *brushes it out*
Ziggy: Getting Ziggy wi-- MOMO, are you shooting people again?
Jr.:Ow tangle
MOMO: No.
Jr;:*brushes fervently*
Albedo: CAT CAT CAT LIES!
Jr.: *fluffs roughly*
Gaignun: Jr., stop messing with your hair it’s annoying me.
Jr.: *grumbles, small ruffle up*
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Jr.: Okay, I think everyone is sufficiently leveled up now! Time to kick some A!
MOMO.: Albedo starts with A...
Albedo: *yawns* You bore me.
Jr.: *kicks his A*
Albedo: Don't be knockin' my role model.
Jr.: Your role model is a piece of burnt toast!
Albedo: …………
Jr.: *smirk*
Albedo: I'll let it slide, THIS TIME. It's not often that you burn me.
Albedo: But beware the... cereal. Yeah, your CEREAL. Especially the milk part. [smug] Yeah, you.
Jr.: You're into cereal now?
Albedo: hahahahaaaa
Jr.: ………
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KOS-MOS: *shows off her version 3 armor*
Jr.: ... ... *raises eyebrow*
KOS-MOS: *uncomfortable*
Shion: Don’t worry KOS-MOS you only keep this armor for about 4 or so hours in the game. It will be ok.
KOS-MOS: *rolls around with a straight face*
Jr.: I never get to look at anything! *hands in pockets*
KOS-MOS: *keeps rolling. Rolls off cliff*
Jr.: Well, that sucks even more.
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Albedo: MOMO FLAVORED TEA!
Virgil: Brains? Realian brains?
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Jr.: *raps*
Gaignun: *does a beat box*
Albedo: And you guys tell everyone that I'M the crazy one?!
Gaignun: Sorry, man.
Albedo: WHAT THE HELL
Albedo: Rubedo can't rape!
Gaignun: You mean rap.
Albedo: Either/or.
Albedo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…a dream? WHY! ALWAYS! *hides under bed*
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MOMO: *eats a bowl of cherries*
Albedo: *plucks a cherry out of MOMO's hand and squeezes it until it bursts* Haha! I popped your cherry!
MOMO: Aaaah, that's not funny!
*a little bit later*
MOMO: JR.!!! Albedo popped my cherry!
Jr.: WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *rage*
MOMO: *holds up the fruit that Albedo crushed* See? I was eating cherries and he took one and popped it!
Jr.: ................................Oh nevermind then.
Albedo: *holds up a Pea Shooter* And I popped them good! *shoots cherries at Jr.*
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Ziggy: I've never used a Mac before.
Jin: You may have to, sooner or later!
Ziggy: I wish Macs and PCs would have nice computer mating and make a hybrid compy. Now THAT would be awesome.
Jin: I KNOW!!That'll be so great. Just think, a PC that NEVER crashes (or very very rare).
Ziggy: That would be pure electronic love.
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Shion: I FOUND JR.’S JOURNAL, GUYS!
Everyone: *huddles*
Chaos: LET’S READ IT! HURRY!
Shion: He doesn’t write much..
Jin: expected, now HURRY I WANT TO READ.
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i hate albedo
he did bad stuff to poor little momo
and now i have a cold sore
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i am shorter than my bros
BUT I HAVE THE DURANDAL
AND THEY DONT!!
AHAHAHAHAHAH
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No one will give me any today.
I’m so aggravated!!
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ALBEDO IS STUPID
i said at least i don’t do it in cofee pots
and then HE HIT ME OVER THE HEAD
I AM V. ANGRY NOW
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i like big guns
and big ships
and big breasts
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albedo said my earring
is gayer then those gay things on gaignuns jacket
Oh please.
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my brother albedo keeps calling me rubedo
thats my real name
i do not like my real name
ALBEDO SUCKS
I HATE U ALL!!!
But the ladies can call me anything they want.
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albedo laughs at me
I GET SO MAD
then he laughs more
AND I GOT MAD AGAIN
why must he mock me so!!!
at least im not a pedophile
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Do I look good in leather?
I check in the mirror often, I look so flashy, yeah.
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I need to start thinking about my life before death comes and hits me with his scythe up the ass
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WHY DID YOU DO THAT GAIGNUN?!?!?
now I have to—
[here the ink is blurred]
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Shion: He’s not very descriptive..
Jin: what man is?
Albedo: HAHAHAHA *steals journal* I’M GOING TO RUB THIS IN HIS FACE
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14 October 2006 00:01 EDT | Posted by games6/shiseiten
Ziggy: *belches*
Albedo: BLESS YOU!
MOMO: *rolleyes* Idiot.
Albedo: I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T, CHILD >O
MOMO: NOT AGAIN. Like what?
Jr: *telepathic* You tell her again and I'll KILL YOU.
Albedo: *tele* Do we have to explain this again?!
Jr: *tele* Well, er... I'll make you WISH you were dead! I'LL RIP OFF THE HEADS ON ALL YOUR DOLLS!
Albedo: NOOOOOOO YOU WOULDN’T
MOMO: Well? Are you going to tell me?
Albedo: Uh, erm, *thinks* YOU HAVE A SHUT OFF SWITCH A DIS ACTIVATE BUTTON IF YOU WILL.
MOMO: Liar! That’s only when I’m hooked up!
Albedo: Whatever you do, DON'T TOUCH THE BACK OF YOUR LEFT KNEE.
MOMO: YOU touched the back of my left knee that time you oogled me, and nothing happened!
Albedo: Ziggy and you’re ma still play patty cake WITHOUT YOU!!!
MOMO: Like... the game where you clap your hands and stuff? *confused*
Albedo: YES
Albedo: They clap their legs together, too.
Ziggy: OKAY SHUT UP
Jr.: Aw sick, man. I’m out of here.
MOMO: Wha...?
MOMO: I DON'T GET IT!
Jin: I'm laughing my ass off...
Shion: So am I!
Albedo: They clap their—
Ziggy: SOCK PUPPETS!
Albedo: *scream* WHERE?! *looks around*
MOMO: Ziggy, I don't get him. YOU tell me.
Ziggy: ...
Ziggy: ...
Ziggy: Want to get some smoothies?
MOMO: Yes! But I want Jr. to come, too!
Albedo: Oh, he's coming alright...
Jr.: *noises in room*
MOMO: *jumps* What was that noise?
Albedo: CALL OF THE WILD, that's what.
Albedo: And the... fulfilled... *bursts into tears*
Gaignun: Lonely guy, huh? *giggles*
Albedo: S-shut up.
MOMO: Albedo, if you weren't such a creep, I'd hug you.
Albedo: HUG ME >O
Albedo: Uh I mean, *puppy eyes*
MOMO: I don't wanna! You'll grope me again!
Albedo: *bigger puppy eyes*
Alby: Arf, I must learn that.
MOMO: I-I'm not giving in!
Albedo: *tries harder*
Jr: *walks in* Try any harder and your eyeballs would explode!
MOMO: Gaaaah! I can't resist! *hands Albedo a Hershey's Hug* There's your hug!
MOMO: Hi, Junior!
Albedo: *is a little stunned*
MOMO: *backs away* whee!
Albedo: I MISSED MY CHANCE
Ziggy: Uh, Jr.? XYZ.
Jr: WHAT???
Albedo: *giggles like mad*
MOMO: What's that mean?
Albedo: eXamine Your Zipper.
MOMO: You need to learn how to eat with ice cream still... Jr.
Albedo: DEELICIOUS WEENIES.
Albedo: I'm sorry, that's SHION'S line
Shion: *walks in* WHAT?
MOMO: Shion, you need to learn to eat ice cream, too! What's that on your cheek?
Ziggy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ziggy: You're a SLOPPY youngun.
Shion: What are you talking about?
MOMO: *holds up mirror*
Shion: Oh..
Albedo: *cackles*
Shion: QUIET, YOU!
Albedo: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee NEVAR!
*sometime Later*
Albedo: Don’t make me play the cymbals AGAINS
MOMO: You butt!
Gaignun: DEELICIOUS WEENIES
Albedo: I don't ever want to hear him say that again. XD
Gaignun: DEELICIOUS WEENIES.
KOS-MOS: STOP IT
MOMO: *cries* Albedo, make her stop!
Albedo: *grabs KOS-MOS's coffeepot* Watch it!
KOS-MOS: You would not.
Albedo: *grabs the zipper at the front of his bodysuit* Oh wouldn't I?
KOS-MOS: Not my coffee noooooo
Albedo: Mmmm... the smell of coffee is very arousing.
KOS-MOS: *bites an ear*
KOS-MOS: *grabs a doll* I'LL SET HER ON FIRE! >O
Albedo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KOS-MOS: PUT DOWN THE COFFEEPOT!... slowly
Albedo: *does so*
!
KOS-MOS: *drops doll and runs away*
MOMO: Why do you need the cymbals?
Albedo: I told you...
Jr.: *telepathically* It wasn't m-m-m-AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Albedo: OW MY HEAD! DON't KAME ME COME IN THERE
MOMO: In your head?!How would you get in your own head?!
Albedo: Like this! *rips off his head and shoves his arm inside it*
MOMO: *faints*
Ziggy: Man, you are twisted up in the head! *picks up MOMO*
Albedo: *regenerates*
KOS-MOS: oh, noooo
Albedo: Lookit me, I'm Peter Pan...
Albedo: TIME TO DROWN.
Albedo: *laughs*
Jr.: *screams*
Albedo: Okay, that's it. *bursts into the room* OKAY, YOU PROSTITUTES, BREAK IT UP! I am having déjà vu it would seem….
Jr.: ALBEDO!!!
ALBEDO: *throws things at him*
Shion: *hides under the covers*
ALbedo: OH NO YOU DON'T! *grabs her ankle*
Jr.: LEAVE HER ALONE! *grabs his gun off the bedside table and shoots Al in the face*
Shion: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Shion: The only shooting you need to be doing is—
Jr: SHUSH, the door's open.
Albedo: *regenerates* I don't know why you even bother, Rubedo! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA LOSER
Jr: there was no Barbie to RIP THE HEAD OFF OF!
Kirshwasser: AH
Jr: ... No offence, Kirsh.
Albedo: Hey, Rubedo...
Jr.: Yeah?
Albedo: SHION’S hot when she's naked!
Jr.: SHADDUP! *shoots*
Shion: You're shooting him for THAT?
Jr.: I don't want him saying stuff like that! ...he's right, though. *flirty grin*
Shion: hee *edges closer*
Albedo: GEEZ YOU BUNNIES. THIS IS NOT PART OF THE GAME AT ALL, BREAK IT UP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHO MESSED WITH THE SCRIPT? AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING
Jr.: That's not a new one. Be ORIGINAL, Albedo. *cuddles Shion*
Albedo: How about a genetic weapon and a possible uberhuman?
Ziggy: *singing* *walks in* OH MY GOD IT'S AN ORGY.
Jr.: Hell no it's not!
MOMO: *follows Ziggy* EEEEK! Shion, Jr.... why are you guys in the bed together?
Albedo: PATTY CAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Gaignun: *wants to yell DEELICIOUS WEENIES*
Jr.: Umm.... well, because....... dammit! I dunno what to say!
ALbedo: hahahahah! sucker.
Jr.: I'm not a sucker!
Shion: Technically, you are. You sucked my ti---
Ziggy: SHOOSH! There's a kid in here!
MOMO: The correct term is Nipple
Ziggy: *is floored*
MOMO: I know THAT much.
KOS-MOS: I do not understand-
KOS-MOS: *gets it* JUNIOR.
Albedo: took her long enough
Jr.: ........
MOMO: .........Ziggy,
should I like ,slap him or something? I've seen that done in movie.
Ziggy: Sure. Go ahead.
MOMO: GRR *slap*
SHION: STEP OFF
Jr.: *rubs his face*
Shion: *hug face*
Jr.: Mmph! Yer suffocatin' me!
Shion: *kisses face* SORRY.
Ziggy: Get a room! Another Room!
Gaignun: ……
Shion: Go to hell, all of you!
*reaches under the covers and starts groping Jr.*
*everyone flees room*
Kirshwasser: ahhhhhhhhh
Shion: That worked!
Jr.: Y-yeah...
Albedo: Whar's my Kirshwasser?
Jr.: Up your butt and around the corner!
Shion: Shh... *puts her head under the covers *
Albedo: *tele* I HOPE YOUR TROUSER SNAKE FALLS OFF.
chaos: *tele* What th?!
Albedo: *tele* No, not you, go away, Jesus.
Jr.: *screams*
Albedo: Dammit, not again!
What's she doing, biting him? WHAT’S HAPPENING!?
chaos: Most likely.
MOMO: *cry*
Albedo: You look like you need a hug!
Ziggy: Getting Ziggy with it-- STEP OFF ALBEDO
Albedo: *picks MOMO up and hugs her*
MOMO: Lemme GO!
KOS-MOS: Cooking is so fun, cooking is so fun;
now it's time to take a break and see what we have done.
KOS-MOS: Yay! It's ready
Jr.: *screams*
KOS-MOS: *plugs ears* .....
MOMO: *bursts into tears*
KOS-MOS: SHION
KOS-MOS: *barges in* WHAT ABOUT MY AAAAARM?
Albedo: I seen this before! OH NOOOOOOOOOO what is happening!?
KOS-MOS: YOU GOTTA FIX IT.
Jr.: She can do it later! We're having some alone time right now!
KOS-MOS: *rips off arm and throws it at him* NO.
KOS-MOS: *retrieves arm and begins hitting him with it*
You are distracting Shion from her job, are you not?!
Albedo: oh noooo
Jr: Ouch, ouch, you're hurting me!
Shion: KOS-MOS!
KOS-MOS: He'll be fine. *wraps up Shion in a cover and leaves*
Albedo: HAHAHA
chaos: DEELICIOUS WEENIES.
Jr.: *wakes up* S-shion...? Where are you...?
Albedo: *is in his face* YOU GOT SERVED
Jin: what a horrible thing to wake up to
Shion: *fixes KOS-MOS*
I can't believe you did that to him. I need to program you to be less selfish!
KOS-MOS: I did what I had to to get repairs done, Shion.
You of all people should know that.
KOS-MOS: By the way... are there any pancakes lying around?
Shion: chaos might have some.
He probably keeps 'em in those smashing new pants of his.
KOS-MOS: …..
Shion: Sure. I designed you to be anatomically correct, after all.
chaos: Uhm hi.
KOS-MOS: Run. While you still have control over your LEGS.
Shion: ???
KOS-MOS: Never you mind, Shion. *goes in Stealth Mode* ...chaos?
chaos: *goes poof*
Shion: He scares me sometimes.
Jr.: Shion! Where are youuuuu?
Shion: I'm still fixing KOS-MOS.
Jr.: *walks in* Dammit.
KOS-MOS: *exit Stealth Mode* HELLO JUNIOR.
Jr.: Hiya. *gives Shion googoo eyes* Are you almost done fixing her?
Shion: GO AWAY
KOS-MOS: I can FIX that need of yours.
Jr.: Nooooo!
Shion: KOS-MOS, you touch him and I'm turning you off.
KOS-MOS: Oooookay… *searches for a loophole*
Shion: *goes over to Jr. and kisses him* Just sit here while I finish fixing her, okay ?
KOS-MOS: Hurry up, la de da. *throws a wrench*
Shion: I also gotta program some patience into you! *finishes fixing her*
KOS-MOS: yaaay *throws skittles at Jr* ha! I'm not touching him.
Jr.: C'mon, stop that!
KOS-MOS: I will now, cause she's done. Good bye, and stay out of my bed thing. I WILL KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN THAR
Jr.: Dammit, I was wanting to try it in there....
But I bet she'd be madder than Gaignun was when he
found out we did something on his desk.
Gaignun: *tele* NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Albedo: *wakes in bed* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh..oh dear..it…it..was all just a dream? … oh my.
Oh MY! PHEW! THANK GOD!
KOS-MOS: *throws skittles*
Albedo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jr: *walks in limping*
Gaignun: OH MY GOD!
Jr: Stop that! I was fighting U-TIC and I was horse riding this weekend.
chaos: *walks in and Albedo Neighs* Cool.
Albedo: *neighs whenever chaos is around*
KOS-MOS: *almost chokes on popcorn*
Shion: Okay, WHY is Jr. passed out on the floor? Is he drunk again?
Albedo: Yeah, drunk on chaos'…
chaos: LIES!
Albedo: DRUNK ON HORSES.
MOMO: AH
Jr: *wakes up* Uhm, no!
That's like, a drink-thing. ALBEDO SHUTUP! I’m tired of your lies.
Shion: I want some HORSES
Albedo: *eyeing chaos* Oh, there's enough for everyone.
Shion: huh?
Albedo: NEEEEEEIGH. *points to chaos*
Albedo: HAY CHAOS! YOUR BRAIN IS LIKE AN ASS!
MOMO: Awww, he said "ass..."
Albedo: I'll say it again! ASS ASS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MOMO: I'm not hearing this! I'm not hearing this! *covers ears*
Albedo: *gets up in her ear* ASS.
MOMO: *shoots Albedo with glitter and pretty pink flowers*
Albedo: CAT CAT CAT *falls over*
MOMO: *giggles*MOMO MACE.
KOS-MOS: "Beat back the albino mind-rapists with glitter and sugar! Use MOMO MACE"
Gaignun: *wields a pop cane*
Albedo:*picks up a gun* Excuse me while I shoot my ears off repeatedly.
And then my head. *exit stage left*
chaos: *resists urge to make a joke about Jr. and Shion*
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Albedo: Jesus,you’re so silly. That was just my dream, nothing happened, everything is cool.
chaos: AAAH DANG.
Shion: OH! Virgin flavor!!
Jr: what?
Shion: OH! I meant cherry.
Jr: Stop, just stop it.
Albedo: Cats in the mix!
Shion: Vanilla?
Jr: No, licorice.
Shion: oooooh.
Albedo: WHAT!!!!!!!
Shion: we’re talking about smoothies…
Albedo: Oh my oh my oh my… phew..
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Shion: I'm juuuuust about to go to bed here, I think.
chaos: what? sleeping on your keyboard? that hurts I think.
KOS-MOS: it might, the keys press into your cheek and stuff
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Jr: *screams* No Shion, that hurts!
Shion: Take it like a man, will ya?
Albedo: hmmm what!? *listen through door*
Jr.: Wait, I don’t think that will work..this way..
Shion: Press that! Now! AHHH now!!
Jr.: No! You’ll ruin it..
Albedo: *convulse*
Shion: I’m pressing it. Hmm…
Jr.: *aggravated growl*
Albedo: *bites on fingernails nervously*
Jr.: …stop it..please.
Shion: Alright this is the way to go then.
Jr.: Yeah…yeah…good job.
Shion: Tee hee!
Albedo: *bursts through door* GET OFF MY BROTHER YOU STANK HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………….ah!
Shion: EEE!!! *hides under panel*
Jr.: WHAT? ALBEDO!!!
Albedo: I..I thought… oh my oh my..
Jr.: you thought what?
Albedo:..
Shion: I decided to help Jr. update the security here on the Durandal. *points to panel*
KOS-MOS: *hooked onto it with many cords* Me as well, I will be the network for the
Durandal for about 12 whole months until Gaignun Jr. updates a new one.
Albedo: PHEW!!!! Thank GOODNESS. Peace, I’m out!
Jr.: *sigh* I tell ya…
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12 October 2006 00:01 EDT | Posted by games6/shiseiten
KOS-MOS: JUNIOR, I HATE YOU
Jr.: I hate you too then.
KOS-MOS: That tattoo sucks by the way.
Jr.: What makes you say that?
KOS-MOS: Because it's true and I just felt like it.
Jr.: I think it's a little uncalled for to insult someone's personal art. Especially since it's irrelevant to the original topic.
KOS-MOS: *head spins*
Jr.: WHOA
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chaos: *fade into the kitchen*
random egg: chaos, I need you.
chaos: ...
Shion: MY SCRAMBLED EGGS JUST TALKED TO MEEEEE
Kevin: Scrambled, all right!
Wilhelm: One more word and you're fired.
random egg: Eat me.
chaos: ...
random egg: You want me too, chaos.
chaos: WHAT?
random egg: I mean, eggs. You want eggs.
random egg: In your a--
chaos: That's it, I'm going vegan.
Albedo: Possessed talking eggs? I'm on it!
Albedo: Waiiiiit... that's too crazy, even for me.
Albedo: I'm out of here. Eggs asking for Jesus is where I draw the line.
chaos: GET OUT.
random egg: Waaa--
chaos: *SMITE*
sausage: Hello.
chaos: *WRATH*
Kevin: ... a SAUSAGE?
Wilhelm: Kidding, kidding...
random pie: Mmmm...
chaos: ...
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Shion: Aww, I love you so much.
Kevin: Wow-ee!
Jr.: …
Shion: aw I love you too, like a puppy or somethin'. KIDDIN' FRIEND
Albedo: Snoogans is a better fish! He will now destroy you for calling him a goldfish....Nice knowing you...
Jr.: You are all mad.
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Jin: I keep wanting to call him Fritter. The food. Fritter. That Wilhelm.
KOS-MOS: I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
Jin: ARE YOU SURE?
KOS-MOS: it's like an apple pastery.
Jin: Explain. I don't converse with apples.
KOS-MOS: an apple doughnut thing in bakeries...and it's ...and...iced..
Jin: oooookaaaaaaaaay...
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Jr.: I want to look out the window in peace...
Albedo: Hey Rubedo, I'll look out YOUR window.
Jr: I’m blocking you from my head.
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Shion: *sits around waiting for something to happen*
chaos: *shows KOS-MOS what he's hiding in his pants*
100 Series Girls: *all screech and scream*
Jr.: OH MY GOD, CHAOS!!! Put that thing back in your pants! You’re upsetting the crew!!!!!!
Shion: ... I don't know what's going on. I am blissfully unaware of all this. I don't even know these people!
Albedo: *strolls by* Hey, Jesus
chaos: ... *puts it away*
KOS-MOS: *blinks vacantly*
chaos: *wears his swimsuit*
Jr.: Let's walk over here.
chaos: Yes.
Jr.: What's wrong?
chaos: I can't walk!
Jr.: I'm not surprised. That swimsuit is very tight.
chaos: OW PAIN
Albedo: *strolls by* Hey, Jesus!
chaos: ...
chaos: *wears his Jesus dress*
Jr.: I didn't know you were just a sweet transvestite!
chaos: I'm not! This is just more comfortable than the swimsuit, that's all.
Jr.: Whoa, man! Watch out for that---
chaos: *trips over a random object* Gah! *falls*
Jr.: WHOA! You didn't tell me you go commando when you wear that thing!
chaos: Well, everyone did, back in the day…
Albedo: *strolls by* Hey, Jesus!
chaos: .......... *cries*
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Albedo: I got electrocuted and burnt by the toaster!
MOMO: Why?
Albedo: I’d rather not talk about it *limps away*
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Jr.: *puts on half a mask* I'M THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA,*plays a pipe organ*
Albedo: Ba-boom pshh!!!
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MOMO: ELBOW! ELBOW LOVING!
Albedo: We should do th--
Jr.: Don't touch me.
Albedo: *ELBOWS*
Jr.: OW MY SIDE
MOMO: Albedo, you meanie! It's supposed to be consensual!
Albedo: You MAD, girl?! I'll elbow anyone I like!
MOMO: ...
Albedo: *singing* Elbow room, I need some elbow room.
MOMO: ...
Albedo: *gets on the subway in Japan* Elbow room, I need some elbow room.
People: ...
Albedo: *gets on the Durandal Train* Elbow roo... wait. No one rides this thing.
Sellers: Zing!
Jr.: IT'S A CRACK AT ME, ISN'T IT.
Albedo: Hey Wilhelm! ELBOW FUN?
Wilhelm: Sure, I enjoy pop culture references.
Albedo & Wilhelm: *do the elbow*
Other Testaments: *chanting* ELBOW! ELBOW!
Albedo: WOO
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chaos: So, did you study abroad when you were younger?
Jr.: Well, actually, I studied lots of broads. *smirk*
chaos: I guess some things never change!
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Albedo: *does a little dance*
Jr.: I see you’ve adjusted to the boxers.
Albedo: Well, I wouldn’t quite say that.
Jr.: You went back to the briefs?
Albedo: Nope! Wrong again.
Jr.: ...oh no.
Shion: What, what?
Jr.: Don’t you see what’s going on here? No boxers, no briefs...
Shion: *backs up* Ughhhh…
Jr.: The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of spandex!
Albedo: I’m out there, Rubedo, and I’m lovin’ every minute of it!
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chaos: *rearranges his crotch area*
Jr.: ….
chaos: ... I just molested myself.
Jr.: …..
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Shion: I have a question for chaos.
chaos: Yes?
Shion: Are there exploding people in hell?
chaos: ... *blinks* I beg your pardon?
Shion: ARE. THERE. EXPLODING. PEOPLE. IN. HELL. ?.
chaos: ... I really don't have an answer to that. I've never been there, after all. Maybe you should ask Wilhelm?
Shion: Well, are there some in heaven, then? If there aren't, then they must be in hell!
chaos: I can guarantee that there are no exploding people in heaven.
Shion: Yaaay! I get exploding people in hell!
chaos: ... you're weird.
Shion: Do you want a pet hedgehog?
chaos: Me?
Shion: Yes, you.
chaos: Er... that's okay. I think I'll pass. It would be hard to keep it on the Elsa, and I don't think Captain Matthews would like it.
Shion: Dammit.
chaos: Maybe MOMO would like to have it?
Shion: Err... no. Would you like some haricot verts instead?
chaos: String beans? *blinks* Sure... I don't see why not.
Shion: *hands chaos a box of beans*
chaos: Er... thank you... *takes the beans and puts them on the Elsa*
Tony: ... Okay, what did you put in those?
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Albedo: Would it weird you out if I told you I cry when I masturbate? I need two tissues for that.
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Chaos: OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jr.: Huh?
Chaos: I need to use the restroom.
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Mai: *singing* I love Leupold/Leupold don't lie/I love Leupold/Almost as much as—
Gaignun: Hello Mai.
Mai: AAH GHOST!
Gaignun: ...
Mai: ...Yes?
Gaignun: Have you seen Canaan lately?
Mai: Not since he got molested by fans after starting that stupid talk show of his.
Gaignun: I'm rather worried about him.
Mai: And I think you're gay for him!
Gaignun: What?! No I'm not!
Mai: Are you suuuure?
Gaignun: Yes I am!
Mai: Yes you're sure, or yes you're gay for him?
Gaignun: I... I... uh… shut up!
Mai: Okay. Let's go find your lover Canaan.
Gaignun: Yes, let's... ... ... Wait! I mean—
Mai: Hahaha!
Gaignun: Oh dear.
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chaos: It's cold out here! *shivers*
Jr.: It is?
chaos: I can see your…
Jr.: What?
Chaos: in your shirt…your you knows.
Jr.: Oh… er…
Chaos: *snicker*
Jr.: Oh shutup.
chaos: Okay I’ll stop looking now…
Jr.: Yes. Hey, look. There's Mai.
Mai: *freezes and points at Jr.* Oh my God, look at his nipples!
chaos: We've already discussed this.
Jr.: *puts arms across chest* I don’t know what you’re talking about.
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Jr.: I think when Big Willy found out about Febronia and Virgil, he must have thought "You got laid on an altar dedicated to my archnemesis? YOU'RE IN." so now Virgil is a testament!? Am I right? Or am I right?
Shion: FAIL
Jr.: Zip it.
Chaos: I think I agree with him…
Ziggy: Me too.
MOMO: *raises hand*
Jin: Perhaps.
KOS-MOS: *nod*
Shion: UGH.
Jr.: I know, I’m great.
chaos: Also, COMMUNION WINE IS NOT A LUBRICANT.
Jr.: I was going to say those little wafer cookie things.
chaos: WAFERS ARE NOT... uh, what DID you use them for?
Feb: Dental dams?
chaos: AAAAHHH
Jr.: Wow. This brings eating Realians to a whole new level!
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Jr.: When I count to three we go in and kill any living thing in sight, okay?
MOMO: But Jr.-
Jr.: Now’s not the time to get scared MOMO.
Ziggy: Uh-
Jr.: Shhhh…1…
Shion: I don’t think we should-
Jr.: SHUTUP. 2…..
KOS-MOS: *blinks, eyes narrow*
Chaos: *extremely nervous*
Jin: *gulp*
Jr.: 3!! *kicks door* *shoots people*
People: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*dying*
Everyone else: *stares*
Jr.: Why isn’t any one helping me!??? *kill kill kill*
Ziggy: We’re on the Durandal…
Jr.: .............................................................................................. *drops guns, stunned*
Albedo: *rolls around on the ground laughing so hard he can't breathe*
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Kaiba: CALL GOD
Yami Yugi: NOT SO FAST, KAIBA! You activated my trap card.
[Yami Yugi slams down a card]
Yami Yugi: CHOKE ON MOUTHWASH!!
Jr.: People actually watch this?
MOMO: *dancing to theme song*
Jin: YU-GI-OH IS ON!!!
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chaos: Want me to "Lemegeton" you?
Shion: Oh my God.
Jr.: That was dull.
KOS-MOS: Yes. Shall we proceed to my room?
Jr.: ….
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Jin: WE’RE IN THE PAST, IN CHINA
Jr.: It smells.
MOMO: I’m hungry, does China have food?
Chaos: My nose is tickling me.
Ziggy: Look, that sign says “Please take off the shoe.”
Jr.: …one shoe, okay *takes one off*
Shion: Don’t be sarcastic, they don’t speak our language.
Jr.: If it says take off “THE” it means one. “THE” shoe. Not “THE” shoes.
MOMO: Mandarin, like mandarin oranges, yum.
Ziggy: ….
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Albedo: COME HERE
chaos: You're gonna pull down my shorts and expose me if I go over there! T_T
Albedo: You know me well…
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MOMO: Mystic Powers
Jr: It's in the fridge next to the milk.
MOMO: What are you talking about?
Jr: Huh?
Jin: …?
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Voyager: You are so beautiful...
Ziggy: Awww, you're so sweet, Erich.
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Shion: I’m quite bored to tears.
Jr.: I’m…stimulated.
Chaos: WHAT
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Albedo: Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the sensation.
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