James Akita
Smells like onions. I use that insult a lot. Why? Because it is kind of weird, yet it makes people not like the person, because not too many people like the smell of onions.

Bob Spelich is an idiot.
Dear reader,

Bob, my roomate, thinks that Lance Armstrong is a doper and a cheater. Of course, us rational thinkers know that that isn't true. Lance Armstrong is possibly THE most inspirational athletic story in the past half-decade. Do not call him a cheater in front of me or you WILL be hit.