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Meatsim

Well, things didnt look good from the start as the opponent rolled 6 for cards and already had a bonus card to boot. we figured it could only be so bad, and he couldnt have the best luck in the world, something had to work for us, then we lost the toss, and found ourselves facing grudge match.  Did I forget to mention that my niggler failed his roll and decided to stay home, after not failing once all season.  well, he cas'd 3 guys immediately, and found myself hoping that was the worst of things.  he continued to pound the crap out of me, and march down the field.  by turn 5, I had given up attempting to stop his scoring and just decided to try and take some players out.  sadly, I could do little more than cause a bunch of KO's and one badly hurt.  Meat decided to score on turn 7 out of fear of my wizard taking out his ball carrier, leaving me two turns to try and score.  I regenerated 4 of the 6 players that were in the box, and could still field a team.  we both set up, and I managed to get a quick snap that gave me a shot for one turn if I could manage it.  out came I'LL GET YOU, I countered with BRIBE THE REF #2, he counter with, DOUBLE CROSS, at this point I decided that something bad was happening.  I realized that I thought I had lost from the start, and that it was probably the reason things were going poorly. So I decided to think positive. he pounded on me, and I managed to slip a player down field on turn 8 to draw his wizard.  boom, down went my guy and that was half.  I managed to field a full team for second half, and luckily for me he got a blitz on the kickoff.  after moving his guys, I began my move, during the scrum I blitzed one of his players and he tried to use EXPLODING PLAYER, not realising that a moved player wasnt a viable target, hence he gave away his hand.  he managed to grab the ball at one point, but my wizard would have none of it and got the ball back.  after some scrambling, I managed to get behind him at the cost of Casanova Frankenstein being mng.  I stalled til turn 8 and scored for the tie.  at this point, the box was full of guys for me, and I only got one guy back out of 3 for 8 players in OT.  I won the coin toss and set up.  thankfully I got weather and not blitz against.  Did I mention that he set up poorly and gave me a way to get through him.  so I ran my guys past and decided to try and get the ball downfield, sadly my thrower rolled double 1's and the ball sat down.  so he poured through with all his players, blitzed Doctor Leek, couldnt knock him over but got him out of the way.  his turn to go for the ball.  his fast KoTR ran back and tripped trying to get the ball on a 1'1' and the ball went into the open.  My Chance at last.  Doctor Leek dodged away from danger, picked up the ball and went down field to Sally who was waiting for it.  the pass was on target and Sally  caught it, running it down field to the bowler, who danced into the endzone, ending the nightmare that was.

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AdianKur vs Dave

Both coachs showed up, bright eyed and bushy tailed.  The MM had 2 dirty tricks in their bag, and the mice looking for their cheese had 1 MI and 4 dirty tricks.  We had Stiletto and Whoops vs Healing Scroll, Mine, Mcmurtrys, Sewer Map and Sorry.  Coach Dave won the toss and decided to receive.  An unimportant kickoff later, the hitting began.  First turn, Dave put one of the stinky players in the KO box while The Mystery Men responded in kind.  Turn 2 Dave got a few hits and knocked out a couple players and decided to play sorry.  The Mystery Men’s apoth saved the wizard, much to the shock and dismay of coach Dave.  One less player on the field for dave, and my wizard intact meant my next turn.  This is where the Mystery Men got their hitting game started.  Took out one player on a badly hurt and protected a corner with The Sphinx!!!  His big rat ogre blitzed a man off, then followed up next to the Sphinx!!!  The Sphinx pulled out a stiletto and cut Bielebog’s gun in half with his mind, sending him to the injury box as he was badly hurt.  The Mystery Men followed this example and continued the onslaught.  The little rats kept coming off the field right into the badly hurt box and seeing no escape in sight, dave made a run for it, hoping to pull the wizard out of hiding.  Unfortunately for dave, his player forgot to tie a shoelace and tripped while trying to dodge on a 1rr1 losing the ball in the process.  The Mystery Men saw their chance and hit everything in sight, even a couple fans got smacked around.  The Mystery Men managed to wipe the field clean of the smaller rats, and pick up the ball.  Coach Dave decided to use their wizard to stop the Mystery Men going up 1-0 at half and the score ended at 0-0.  This half, the Mystery Men received with their one card and 11 players vs 9 of the little guys.  On the kickoff, the little rats fans killed the ref, and the replacement was in their pocket.  The battle began with the little rats holding their own.  They used The ref and Mine to make the Mystery Men fight for their lives.  At one point, the little rats tried to get away with the ball, but the Blue Raja!!!  Managed to stick a fork in him and pin him to the spot.  His fast gutter snuck out and picked up the ball, but had nowhere to go.  Captain Amazing Came running around the end and smacked the insolent little gutter runner in the mouth and broke the ball loose.  Mr. Furious got very angry and smacked the little thrower to the ground, and Monica smacked another guy in the face with her nails, putting him in the box.  The Blue Raja ran over and picked up the ball to wait by the endzone.  The little rats made an attempt on the ball carrier, but couldn’t get over to him and Blue Raja danced into the endzone.  The little rats played McMurtys, leaving only 5 players for the Mystery Men on the field, as all Regens failed, and only 1 KO came back.  The kickoff was a Blitz and Monica took out the one turner which put the frosting on the cake.  Coach Dave thought he was robbed of the attempt, but We were ready to use Whoops on the one turner and thus end his hopes either way.  

AdianKur vs Gandi

Well, things started off with the Mystery Men having 1 card vs the Zepplin Crew having 4.  it didn’t turn out badly, as the Crew got crappy cards for the situation.  We had Blatant foul vs Injury time, McMurtys, Stiletto and Fake Play.  We couldn’t have asked for a worse set of cards for our opponent.  Well, the game started poorly with lame blocking and awful fouls.  Ballerina Man got kicked out of the game for fouling, shortly followed by Waffle Man.  This may sound bad, but the Woodies were also getting sent off for fouling.  By the end of the game 6 players in all, 3 on each team, were off for fouling.  So the half went on like this for awhile.  My guy holding onto the ball, people smacking each other around, dirty players being sent to the box.  Finally, late in the half one fo the wood elf catchers was permed and the apo had to come out.  Next turn, he was fouled to death.  Both wizards were expended as the woodies stole the ball and had to be stopped, the skaven stole it back and had to be stopped.  The half ended 0-0 no wizards just the skaven with an apo.  Second half started with only 5 players for the wood elves, as they failed their KO’s and 9 players for the skaven.  The fans were so enraged that they invaded the field.  Lucky for the Mystery Men, their fans were in abundance, stopped the Zepplin fans and beat on the wood elves.  That left 4 stunned wood elves left laying on the field, and 9 standing Mystery Men, ready to pound the crap out of them.  The Tony P fouled off the wood elf thrower, and the Blue Raja kept the one Catcher firmly pinned in place with fine silverware.  The tree was battling with Casanova Frankenstein and the Goody Mobster, the only player running free was his one turner and he had to stand up and go for the ball.  Next turn the one turner picked up the ball and ran for it.  Doctor Leek knocked out the DT catcher, Casanova Frankenstein took out the tree, or just put him down, and Goody Mobster Piled on the one turner.  The Spleen ran over to blatantly foul the one turner, and the woodies gave up with no chance of victory.  The game went to turn 8 with Invisible Boy picking up the ball for the score.  The fans were so disappointed in this sad display of BB, that they spit on the field and went home.  The Mystery Men have not picked their super player yet but will shortly.