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| ARAGOTH STATION, THE
VALKARYE TWINS (AP) - Warlords officials issued an urgent release today
addressing the "mysterious" identity of one of their guild leaders.
Apparently, confusion was rampant throughout one of Pegasus Galaxy's most
gender identity challenged organizations. Although Warlords officials refused
to shed light on why Svetlana "Flounder" Smallberries, a.k.a.
Meme, bore the universal nickname "Fishy," they were adamant about
her gender. "She's all woman," exclaimed John "Athloner" Smallberries. "Believe me." No explaination was given for the emergency press release, however, AP sources revealed that it was not one single isolated event that prompted action. "That stoopid @&^# Sprakitus did the same thing," said Randy "Randybaby" Baby. "So I'm not surprised." Warlords officials would not confirm identify any particular individual that precipitated the potentially embarassing incident, but they did say: |
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the suspects name began with the letter G 2) the middle part of his name was extremely similar to the name of the Ragnarok sector 3) the last part of his name was similar to the word are. Further probing by AP reporters prompted Zaphod "Sparkiticus" Orpheus to run away and hide (editor's note: this is typical behavior for the ninny since everything makes him run away and hide). When contacted via hyperbolic satellite array, Mrs. Smallberries refused comment other than to say, "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME." It was unclear why the guildie affectionately known as "The Cutie Cabbie" would have that kind of reaction, however, it is believed that she sometimes just likes yelling at everyone. |
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