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19 June 2004 - HUUUUUUUGE Update

Grote likes dudes. 3 Feb 11.

Well, its been nine months. That chick should've had the baby...its not any of ours and we are NOT going to help that bitch or submit DNA...UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. STOP CALLING! Anyway, we're on to Call of Duty now...and probably banned from several servers...one for sure.

IN ADDITION: We finally found...the elusive...dudewhofucksyourgirlfriend.

STATUS REPORT:

COLONEL PANTS:

Pants' aunt died...rich, rich aunt. He's really "broken up" about it. That chick he is dating finally turned 17 so no more sweatin' the whole statuatory rape thing. Some sort of bank glitch has erased his bad credit history. He also got a new toothbrush

MR. MAN:

Mr. Man become an alcoholic. He found out his girlfriend has been lying, she's actually 14, not 18...so he's sweatin' the statuatory rape thing. He survived yet another terrible car accident. Needless to say he has failed out of another college.

A Canadian:

Cancer

We also opened a casino...so check that out.

- TeRrIbLe Clan

 

October 19, 2003 - Free Sandwiches and more about us

Well, I talked to Master Blaster the other day. He survived Basic Training...though I imagine he did terrible...I kinda hope so. Pants is about to ship out...so Mr. Man and I are going to see him sometime. I'm adding A "Our Favorite Passtimes" to the members page. So check that out...if you want. Hopefully I'll get some more pictures up as soon as I'm sober enough to do it.

The Jones Boyz finally closed down. So we don't have a place we truly enjoy playing anymore. If any of the Jones Boyz or anyone that used to play on their server is reading this...drop us a line...we need friends.

Subway gave out free sandwiches today because UND beat NDSU in football...so sports finally paid off for us. Great things sandwiches are

- Canadian

 

September 11, 2003 - Clan status

The {TeRrIbLe} clan has been inactive lately. Col. Pants doesn't really have any teammates to play with, in Moh anyway. Mr. Man is at school with a TeRrIbLe roommate. Canadian is at UND with a TeRrIbLe internet connection. Col Pants ships out for the Army in a little while...Canadian is joining the Air Force. Mr. Man has a TeRrIble roommate. Anyone sees MasterBlaster, remind him he owes us $2 dollars. Anyway...things aren't lookin' good for the clan at the moment. We might disband and pursue independent terrible projects...like pop stars from good bands do all the time.

Oh yeah, EA announced some new games in the MOH lineup...go look at them. Also, there are going to be some great games comin' out soon. Halo, Hidden and Dangerous 2, and Call of Duty, just to name a few. Check them out.

- Canadian

 

August 2, 2003 - First Post by A Canadian

The {TeRrIbLe} Website is up. There are things for you to look at and there are things for you to read. there are links to downloads and other places to be. We've got a list of friends and people we don't like. If by chance we get any hate mail...I'll be sure to put it up.

MasterBlaster is in the real army now...so he'll never play this game again...besides, he owes us $2

Colonel Pants is going to be in the real army soon...supposedly he's gonna put up some posts about that...he does not owe us $2

Terrible Things

Mr. Man's roommate

Canadian's net connection

crunchy spaghetti-os

sex offenders